Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Jessi Ngatikaura reveals the results of her labiaplasty - Page 2

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Jessi Ngatikaura reveals the results of her labiaplasty (Page 2 of 4)

Nickel_Plated Joined Feb 2014 Posts 4862 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:41:58 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? View Quote Wood Jack.

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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:42:05 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

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yes please. I have had the opposite problem. my last 2 have had nothing. BORING.

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Oakley What would Reagan do? Joined Jun 2008 Posts 15303 EE 100% (2) OH, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:43:32 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? View Quote Wood soak.
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:45:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Originally Posted By Consigli:
Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids.

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

Exactly! Unless he did some soaking inside the shower curtains, so to speak.

I hope she also got some anal bleaching. Because a labiaplasty without that is just plain gross.

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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:47:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Chromekilla:

With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale.

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Originally Posted By Chromekilla:

Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale.

Cash and carry.

Sierradyne Member Joined Aug 2022 Posts 9733 EE 100% (2) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:48:56 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Dr-G: View Quote A little Google search came up with this:

Nickel_Plated Joined Feb 2014 Posts 4864 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:49:50 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Holy Pepperonis Batman!!

ScottsGT Member Joined Jan 2003 Posts 28085 EE 100% (7) SC, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:51:21 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Impressive.

thesquidliest Curmudgeonly Master Chief (Ret.) Joined Apr 2016 Posts 3188 EE 100% (3) TX, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 10:56:30 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote Attached File
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bennnn Joined Feb 2007 Posts 21615 EE 100% (415) NC, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:01:13 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By AmateurLuthier: I suppose there's always Hope. View Quote It was fun when she got a DUI with a kid in the car right here in Winston-Salem.

BLUEBOY Joined Mar 2003 Posts 3014 EE 100% (24) TX, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:02:28 PM EDT [#13] Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears.

6EQUJ5 Joined Dec 2011 Posts 2760 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:08:19 PM EDT [#14] I just can't imagine Myrna Loy or Barbara Stanwyck having this kind of conversation. And it isn't because they'd never talk about sex, but once upon a time even Hollywood had some class and a shred of dignity.

diesel2 Joined Jul 2011 Posts 1905 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:08:23 PM EDT [Last Edit: diesel2] [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote Sigline material!

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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:12:27 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Consigli:
Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids.

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One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her.

And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card.

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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:17:53 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 6EQUJ5:

One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her.

And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card.

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The mother’s vanity is going to make her kids get bullied ruthlessly.

Good job mom.

Please remember to tell your kids and grandchildren about the cool Bro know as @fastblueR6!!

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JarheadPatriot Mover of Electrons Joined Jan 2006 Posts 31254 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:20:21 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote Holy shit!
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Consigli Joined Oct 2014 Posts 11734 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/7/2024 11:59:22 PM EDT [#26] In 10th grade there was this hippy chick student teacher in history class who wore tight pants. All of us would marvel at her goose lips and wonder what else might be in her secret garden. 50 years later I'm guessing pubic lice.

Phillbilly Member Joined Apr 2021 Posts 3922 EE 100% (6) MO, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:03:27 AM EDT [#27] What's the butthole look like?

AZC Joined May 2021 Posts 835 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:07:09 AM EDT [Last Edit: AZC] [#28] Beef curtains. Lmao! https://www.facebook.com/reel/3924880014402032?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

762xIAN Member Joined Nov 2004 Posts 2443 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:34:10 AM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote No matter how fucked up a story is there is always a positive that can come out of it. Either a life lesson, organ donation, or both.
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AmericaJr Callsign: Dogfight Joined Jul 2011 Posts 11789 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:37:06 AM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By BoneB1B: That McPhee woman had her snatch overhauled and the pics leaked. View Quote
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EconProf Joined Dec 2019 Posts 4511 EE 100% (3) MN, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:37:51 AM EDT [#31] Classy as fuck

redfish86 I like Boobies Joined Oct 2007 Posts 54181 EE 100% (5) FL, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:40:45 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote Patience is a virtue
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GarandM1 Joined Apr 2007 Posts 64564 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:47:40 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote OMG.

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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:49:38 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Sierradyne:

A little Google search came up with this:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg

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Originally Posted By Sierradyne:

Originally Posted By Dr-G:

A little Google search came up with this:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg

Now I'm hungry.

Who wants to be my friend?

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Consigli Joined Oct 2014 Posts 11735 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:54:49 AM EDT [#37] No lips is like soaking in a shallow pool. No good.

DKUltra Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 19873 EE 100% (56) ID, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 12:56:02 AM EDT [Last Edit: DKUltra] [#38] We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while! Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting!

madcap3k Joined Jul 2020 Posts 5610 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:18:38 AM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By McGuy: I think I would have appreciated her pre-surgery. View Quote Same. It's crazy to me that women actually do this. Oh it's uncomfortable? Lol. Try a bag and dong.

Yobro512 Member Joined Apr 2016 Posts 7199 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:19:50 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By AEROMechanic: Originally Posted By HRoark87: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/451403/1000002613-3316133.jpg Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Wood Jack

Snatchsquatch Joined May 2020 Posts 685 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:20:15 AM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Antero: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. View Quote Aka jerky drapes.

Flushdraw Walking COC violation Joined Jun 2004 Posts 4721 EE 100% (69) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:22:15 AM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By AmateurLuthier: I suppose there's always Hope. View Quote My first though too Attached File
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Precious87 Member Joined Jun 2023 Posts 1945 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:35:23 AM EDT [#43] Sorry I looked that up

wc22312 Joined Jul 2009 Posts 3838 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:36:45 AM EDT [#44] I had a girl tell me she had a meaty one once. I still regret not hitting that Arbys

Sumo6 Member Joined May 2009 Posts 2434 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 1:45:18 AM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By DKUltra: We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while! Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting! View Quote Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey.

akguy1985 Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 16088 EE 100% (1) OK, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:18:57 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By thesquidliest: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/446660/IMG_0072_jpeg-3316197.JPG View Quote That reminds me of something.........................

akguy1985 Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 16089 EE 100% (1) OK, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:22:03 AM EDT [#47] LMAO Attached File

Mech2007 Coherent Ramblings Joined Nov 2007 Posts 145389 EE 100% (3) NY, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:22:13 AM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By GomerPyle: What a classy broad. View Quote My thoughts exactly.
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Mech2007 Coherent Ramblings Joined Nov 2007 Posts 145391 EE 100% (3) NY, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:37:54 AM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote I was hoping that they made her husband a wallet.
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UnequivocalLiberty Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2520 EE 0% (0) AK, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:44:39 AM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By slappomatt: https://pixorator.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/images-1.png View Quote Ditto. Such a shame, but I was never going to fuck her anyway. I prefer natural women with meat curtains and tits ranging from puffs to pounds.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Jessi Ngatikaura reveals the results of her labiaplasty (Page 2 of 4)

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