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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:44:18 PM EDT
My girlfriend was taking a shower and I happened to pick up her phone to just check the time and saw that she left it unlocked, it turns out she has been messaging the UPS driver that makes deliveries at her office. I wanted to puke when I saw her asking him for his Big Brown Check, saying that she was getting hot bothered thinking about how good of a provider he could be with his 170k a year and free dental plan. I confronted her and well it’s over now, guess I’m back to the bachelor lifestyle.
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Cool story.
Many on GD will be enthralled as they also share BBC fantasies. |
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He was probably just a MUCH better cook than you. Probably even had a Big Black Crockpot.
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That's because he always delivers, and his package is just what she ordered.
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Quoted: Cool story. Many on GD will be enthralled as they also share BBC fantasies. View Quote Attached File |
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After seeing what the OP cooks a guy with a Mcdonalds gift card can steal his GF.
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Quoted: Cool story. Many on GD will be enthralled as they also share BBC fantasies. View Quote Attached File Attached File |
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If you need to make someone disappear I know a guy who knows a guy
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Ming Tea feat. Austin Powers - BBC One |
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Hot Dogs in Hallways...... Attached File
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Guess it is time to change your username to RedPill.
At least you found out before doing anything you would regret. Always s**t test them by asking for their phone so you can call yours that you can't find. Then check out what's on it. It they don't give you their unlocked phone you know something is up. |
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Sorry to hear that OP. Women can be evil and will screw anyone over to get up a rung in the ladder of life. You are better off without her. Find someone who cares about you
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I would have at least texted him from her phone saying “I’m pregnant! We need to get married ASAP. I’m sure you’re gonna be an awesome dad!!”
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Maybe you should cook up some asparagus with marshmallow jalapeños topping wrapped in seeweed to drown your sorrows.
You know, an Ohio classic. |
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Quoted: Your posts and replies lately have been a...little funny, but you are just starting to go full on troll poster at this point. Funny posts are funny but trolling which is just completely fabricated loses it's humor value. View Quote Thanks for the warning. I'll put OP on my ignore list. While there's a lot of BS on here, I don't have the patience for complete fan-fiction. |
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