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Posted: 4/8/2020 9:33:12 AM EDT
What three insanely stupid things do you buy first?


Here’s mine.  
1.  truck load of tp to burn joker style.  

2.  Truck load of cheap beer to make a beer castle.  

3. A coke.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:34:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Hire Rick Flair to be my alarm clock.

Never wear the same pair of socks twice.

Two chicks at the same time.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:34:31 AM EDT
[#2]
1) buy arfcom membership
2) not sure
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:34:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:34:59 AM EDT
[#4]
i wouldnt buy anything stupid.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:35:53 AM EDT
[#5]
initiate transfer of $273,947.55 to pay off the house.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:36:12 AM EDT
[#6]
If it was a lot of money brand new truck for me and brand a new car for the wife. I am cheap and it would still pain me.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:36:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Playing the lottery is for poors
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:36:41 AM EDT
[#8]
I would make a giant pinata and drive it under smack into the 11' 8" + 8' bridge
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:37:50 AM EDT
[#9]
I climb to the top of a hill in Wyoming or Montana, and I buy every acre of land I can see from there.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:37:52 AM EDT
[#10]
A 1987 Mitsubishi Starion with a LS twin turbo swap.

A Gen 1 Glock 19

Quad tube NVGs.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:37:54 AM EDT
[#11]
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Go back to the coronabros with that attitude
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:38:04 AM EDT
[#12]
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:38:07 AM EDT
[#13]
How much?

C8 money or GT3RS money?

TC
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:38:25 AM EDT
[#14]
I would drive down to Buds Guns in Kentucky and ask for a tasting, store closed, John Wick style.

Then I'd go to Buffalo Trace and do the same. There's a certain rickhouse I want to drink.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:38:28 AM EDT
[#15]
Probably buy a little place in TX

Zillow Dallas-TX
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:38:48 AM EDT
[#16]
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I used to work with a guy that would write "stupid tax" on his losing tickets and hang them up.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:39:10 AM EDT
[#17]
Wait until Delta hits $8, put it all on black and wait for the inevitable airline bailout.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:39:13 AM EDT
[#18]
I don't know about numbers two and three but number one would be my avatar.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:39:49 AM EDT
[#19]
A nice boat/lake property, otherwise I'd just fade away and disappear. Move all my communication to email that only a few select people would have and keep burner phones on hand and change the number fairly often.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:40:02 AM EDT
[#20]
Buy arfcom then boot out the doomers and other big gov't socialist trolls
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:40:33 AM EDT
[#21]
A huge-ass ranch near Sheridan, Wy
Pay off all my other debts
2020 Specialized Shiv TT
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:41:00 AM EDT
[#22]
C8

Land

NVG
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:41:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:41:46 AM EDT
[#24]
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I am a Flubro

Defintely not a Lotterybro.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:42:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Buy a reasonable house with some land, help family, buy a reasonable vacation home or condo.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:43:20 AM EDT
[#26]
1- Cayenne Turbo
2 - McLaren
3 - lake house, dock, boat
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:44:21 AM EDT
[#27]
go off the grid in style
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:44:31 AM EDT
[#28]
senator

Representative

9 gal/min shower head
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:44:34 AM EDT
[#29]
1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:46:38 AM EDT
[#30]
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C8 money or GT3RS money?

TC
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Pfffft

GT2RS is where it’s at.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:47:05 AM EDT
[#31]
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Meh, it's $104 a year if you play twice a week. I'll spend much more than that on beer over the course of a year so I never really saw the big deal.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:47:21 AM EDT
[#32]
i would be following the guidelines put out in the Austrian thread from years back.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:16 AM EDT
[#33]
  1. Reserve a villa somewhere in Vegas for a very small circle celebration.
  2. Find and buy a condo/suite in Vegas while there.
  3. TBD quiet retirement location home/property.
Those would probably be the first things I would buy.  I'd be buying a lawyer, accountant, and maybe hiring a driver/car/security before any of that.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:23 AM EDT
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2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .
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I like your style, dude.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Take the first unstressed breath of my adult life.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:47 AM EDT
[#36]
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The poof is me vanishing.

I’ll be somewhere warm and tropical.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:58 AM EDT
[#37]
I'd buy ARFCOM back from Brownells and ban all of you.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:59 AM EDT
[#38]
I would drive my brand new truck to the gun store and then the liquor store.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:14 AM EDT
[#39]
mp5

911 Turbo

Huge beach house
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:31 AM EDT
[#40]
Hookers and blow of course.....

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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:50:02 AM EDT
[#41]
land/house
73 DeTomaso Pantera
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:50:03 AM EDT
[#42]
1) Pay off my house and buy more land

2) Buy some safari land in Botswana


Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:50:13 AM EDT
[#43]
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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .
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I like the way you think. Let me be your youtube videographer
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:50:48 AM EDT
[#44]
1. Buy land and build a 10 acre Presidio style compound
2. Build the most ridiculously expensive Model A roadster I could
3. Get drunk and go to the next Rock Island Auction
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:52:02 AM EDT
[#45]
1)  Pay off debt
2)  Invest/Save
3)  Guns and ammo
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:52:23 AM EDT
[#46]
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This^^^
8654
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:53:48 AM EDT
[#47]
Gulfstream and an instagram acct.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:55:16 AM EDT
[#48]
I’d buy 1000 acres near Yellowstone and never be seen agin.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:55:26 AM EDT
[#49]
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Make it a Hillary pinata.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:55:53 AM EDT
[#50]
1) 2020 Camry2) m16 + shrike
3) 200 acres

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