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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By Brisk: It did. Not really my thing. Opening sequence was pretty much the funniest part. It couldn't decide if it was a slasher film or a comedy so it did neither of them very well. View Quote |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Oh please no. Please not row 21. Please. please Edit: forgot the pic (that could be good thing,) Attached File |
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We'll figure something out.
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Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint.
Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. |
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We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion |
Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
We'll figure something out.
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Board with it, they like that View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Brisk: Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint. Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. Board with it, they like that Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. |
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Originally Posted By Brisk: They wouldn't know. Concealed means concealed. Except for them passenger in my earlier post. Not much is concealed. More like congealed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Board with it, they like that They wouldn't know. Concealed means concealed. Except for them passenger in my earlier post. Not much is concealed. More like congealed. Keep your tray down before take-off, put the gun on the tray, wink at the flight attendant when she asks you to put the tray up. Last time I flew through Atlanta there had to be 87,000 signs in the TSA human rat maze line about not taking guns through. I just assumed every time they had to take a gun they added a new sign.....in few months they can get rid of the seat belt walls and use NO GUNS signs. |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Brisk: Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint. Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. Board with it, they like that Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. Worcestershire Cat |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Brisk: Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint. Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. Board with it, they like that Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. Based lmao |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Worcestershire Cat View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Brisk: Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint. Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. Board with it, they like that Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. Worcestershire Cat What is, "If Guy Fieri wrote Alice in Wonderland."? |
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Originally Posted By JLH3: What is, "If Guy Fieri wrote Alice in Wonderland."? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLH3: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Brisk: Every ten minutes or so there's an announcement that you may not bring firearms past the TSA checkpoint. Because if somehow I accidentally got my pistol through, I'm going to admit it. Board with it, they like that Be me. Going to Key West with wife. Had been shooting weekend prior. Use same bag for clothes and shit. Alarm goes off on bag. What fuck. Okay. Urban Gal takes bag and starts rummaging through it. She stops. Slowly looks up. Worcestershire Cat smile comes across her face and she pulls out a 45 ACP Black Bullet with a silver case. Basically the blackface of scary looking bullets. Takes it over to the supervisor and goes "Ah gotta hollow point" Supervisor is kinda chunky bro looking dude. Looks at me and goes. "Do you want it back?" "No" Okay cool enjoy your flight. "What you're gonna let him on the plane!!!" "He's not taking it, so yeah" Get on plane and have best time Florida. Thanks TSA bro. Worcestershire Cat What is, "If Guy Fieri wrote Alice in Wonderland."? lolol |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Non-woke-sex-ed-material/5-2698486/?r=-1&page=1&anc=107396398#i107396398 Get In before the lock! View Quote Must resist the urge to post pornhub. |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Non-woke-sex-ed-material/5-2698486/?r=-1&page=1&anc=107396398#i107396398 Get In before the lock! View Quote You'd think an 05 account would know better, lol. |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Originally Posted By sgthatred: https://i.imgur.com/bd81OPu.jpg View Quote As a GA resident...this hurts. |
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/8840D55D-20C2-4BBC-BC8C-ABAD75416893-3087279.jpg View Quote |
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