For 24 hours

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6126415/Italian-doctors-INVENT-new-lasso-like-tool-remove-23-inch-dildo.html

What were you searching for when you found this?

What a fag

Clickbait.

There's brave enough and then there's BRAVE ENOUGH.

Fell on it?

These on Amazon yet?  Asking for a friend.  

It was a million to one shot, doc

23 inch.........length or diameter?

Wow. 23 inches. That's.... ambitious.

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I have seen some shit pulled from poop chutes over the years.  

Jfc.

A guy in my area died because he was at a hotel lowering his ass down onto a plunger handle in the shower and the curtain rod broke.

Atleast he died doing what he loved.

I don’t think it is uncommon for doctors to get creative in these situations.  I remember a story from a Dr who had to remove a glass jar.  Of course the danger was it breaking, so they evacuated the contents (fortunately they had access to the lid to poke a hole) and filled the jar with plaster and a stick hanging out..  Let it set up for a few hours while the guy could ponder is choices, then pulling the sucker out.

Wow. I guess I just figured they shit them out when they were done.

IN the marines you get fired for saying that.

Obviously those doctors never went spiny lobster hunting in Florida

Isn't that normal?

Good lord...

Reminds me of that guy who died after being fucked by a horse...

I came for this pic

Only spent a couple years of my RN career in the ER, sent at least three patients to the OR to have stuff removed from their asses. Then there was the guy who tied a weight to his penis to try and stretch it and make it longer, he now has no penis and pees out a little hole like a woman

Hes gonna be found dead on a horses dick soon

Knew a girl in high school who had to go to the hospital to remove a D cell battery from her vagina. She was then told her friends about it and waa known as d cell from then on.

A finger or 2 is hard enough to take, how the hell do you get almost 2 feet up there?

Poor button.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Yup, guess Got_Guns has never heard of fisting.

I try to post this in all the, "Check what this guy had in his butt!" threads.

Cecil replies:

Brace yourself, toots. What follows isn’t for the weak of stomach. For starters, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil was found. The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array: A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler’s saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig’s tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more. In 1955 one man who was “feeling depressed” reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

“Insertion of foreign bodies into the rectum,” as it’s formally known, is by no means confined to gays. Many cases are ascribed to autoeroticism on the part of straights. Leaving aside victims of assault or accident, however, practitioners do have one thing in common: they’re incredibly stupid.

You don’t need to be an Einstein to realize that insertion of objects presents enormous health risks. The rectum can become lacerated, torn, or infected. Long-term effects can include a flaccid sphincter and fecal incontinence.

Which brings us to gerbils. While the examples above are well-documented in the medical literature, live or recently deceased fauna are something else. Rumors of gerbil (and mouse or hamster) stuffing have been circulating since about 1982. In 1984, a Denver weekly said it had a confirmed report of gerbilectomy in a local emergency room. The Manhattan publication New York Talk reported several years ago that New York doctors first caught on to stuffing when they started encountering patients with infections previously found only in rodents. But no such case has ever found its way into the formal literature of medicine.

Having investigated the matter in some depth, I’m inclined to write the whole thing off as an urban legend. Your nurse friend stoutly maintains that a patient was treated for a case of ingrown gerbil at her hospital in Chicago. But she concedes she didn’t read the patient’s chart or see any documentary evidence. A doctor and a nurse at the hospital to whom she appealed for corroboration of her story say they know nothing of any such case, although they had both heard about gerbil stuffing, the nurse from cops in the emergency room, the doctor at a medical meeting.

That’s pretty much the story all over. I’ve checked with numerous sources in both the gay and medical communities, and though everybody has heard about gerbil stuffing, every attempt to track down an actual case has come to naught.

The whole business sounds completely nuts, and implausible to boot. Whatever the case, take my advice and stick to mammals your own size.

One of our Corpsmen did a tour of duty at the Naval Hospital on Pendleton. He had a few stories of Marines coming in to have large dildos removed.

Bunker buster. He was using it.

These are more better.

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Dedication.

Damn. Just damn.

No one ever wants to admit they put something up there.  Ever

Username and avatar check out.

Lacks the 'sticks to the wall for horizontal insertion' feature.  Which, as we all know, is much safer.

Clearly not his first rodeo

Go big or go home.

Go big while at home?

I rost. Perfect gif.

Getting that removed sounds like a pain in the ass.