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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:42:27 AM EDT
[poop thread]
It is a fact that shitters in homes and public facilities in some Eastern Europe countries are designed with a poop platter. Now, I can conceptualize why such a feature might be relevant in a medical setting where collection and study of shit is an important feature. But widespread usage in all places? Apparently yes. WTF? I did google the “WHY?” question, and all I get is speculation and poop jokes. Mechanically, the shelf design apparently doesn’t even operate as well as the send-it-deep design. Is it something to do with “splashing?” As if I’d prefer to risk dragging my nuts against a large turd (or dragging my knuckles against it while wiping) versus being splashed? And note there is also apparently a STEEP-SIDE design. I’m never going anywhere that requires a passport. That means I won’t get the opportunity to do any field work on this subject. So I beseech GD for its wisdom. WHY would anyone want such a toilet in their home?  Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:44:59 AM EDT
[#1]
False.
You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:46:46 AM EDT
[#2]
We nuked the wrong country in World War II.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:49:01 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: False. You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls. 
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:49:19 AM EDT
[#4]
The US is superior… to avoid the plop splash you simply lay 3 squares of toilet paper floating on the top, which eliminates the plop splash into your butthole, and you get no walls to scrape.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:50:26 AM EDT
[#5]
Last one of those I used was in a B&B in Amsterdam.
I always thought the purpose of it was to prevent splash-back on to the user once the german was released. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:51:15 AM EDT
[#6]
 The shit paper is dispensed on-end too  ...
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:52:54 AM EDT
[#7]
Used them in Austria and was shocked at the grossness and weirdness of it.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:55:13 AM EDT
[#8]
That's so you can check to see if you have worms from your eastern european diet.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:55:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Never saw in UK but these were in at least 2 hotels in amsterdam. It stinks bad.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:56:17 AM EDT
[#10]
I mean.....water is clear. Doesn't hinder *inspection*.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:56:26 AM EDT
[#11]
And it gives you a little shelf to put your chocolate milk!
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:57:05 AM EDT
[#12]
IBTL
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:57:38 AM EDT
[#13]
To avoid having to scrub down the poop shelf, they just put a small amount of toilet paper on the shelf for the feces to land on. Then it all flushes easily down the drain. I still think they are kind of odd. Having the feces go under water helps keep odors to a minimum.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:57:55 AM EDT
[#14]
Perverted Germans?
Stop the presses |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:58:19 AM EDT
[#15]
Poop inspection thread
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:59:03 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Perverted Germans? Stop the presses There's the why explanation. To collect for German porn |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 9:59:21 AM EDT
[#17]
I used the inspection shelf in germany.
No i did not need to sit to pee and no i did not need to scrub the toilet afterwards. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:00:03 AM EDT
[#18]
Now do 3rd World toilets
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:01:47 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: False. You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:02:48 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg In mosques. 
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:03:31 AM EDT
[#21]
So, does the flush remove the
 from the shelf, Or do you have to help it? It looks llike it may need a push or something  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:04:36 AM EDT
[#22]
5 years of that was enough.
Lay down paper before off loading the kids. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:06:37 AM EDT
[#23]
To let shit marinate so you don’t spend all day sitting on the pot. Makes you eat less so you shit less. Why do you think they are skinny and American are fat.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:07:28 AM EDT
[#24]
In german farming communities - for checking for worms.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:08:09 AM EDT
[#25]
I always thought they were the original water saver toilets. No bowl to fit less water per flush.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:12:33 AM EDT
[#26]
I just learned something today. While using my american standard terlet.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:14:43 AM EDT
[#27]
PRO-TIP -- If have to use one of these toilets. You need to lay a square or two of TP down on the LZ.
The paper serves as a 'Turd-boggen' so when you flush. You have a clean, speedy exit. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:20:40 AM EDT
[#28]
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:20:56 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:21:25 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: [poop thread] It is a fact that shitters in homes and public facilities in some Eastern Europe countries are designed with a poop platter. Now, I can conceptualize why such a feature might be relevant in a medical setting where collection and study of shit is an important feature. But widespread usage in all places? Apparently yes. WTF? I did google the “WHY?” question, and all I get is speculation and poop jokes. Mechanically, the shelf design apparently doesn’t even operate as well as the send-it-deep design. Is it something to do with “splashing?” As if I’d prefer to risk dragging my nuts against a large turd (or dragging my knuckles against it while wiping) versus being splashed? And note there is also apparently a STEEP-SIDE design. I’m never going anywhere that requires a passport. That means I won’t get the opportunity to do any field work on this subject. So I beseech GD for its wisdom. WHY would anyone want such a toilet in their home? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/105614/41BE408C-B44F-4963-85B1-2E4E053F4824_jpe-2555283.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/105614/99D659D5-E9F3-44D1-ABAC-2777CCA278FC_jpe-2555285.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/105614/6C7453EB-03A8-4F76-9E8A-1834D365FBB7_jpe-2555287.JPG Yes. The only thing that drove me nuts after moving to US many years ago, was the toilet design. You drop a turd and get your undercarriage splashed with all the bacteria that's in the water. Just think about all the random, nasty people pooping in the public bathroom and then your bottom gets splashed. Btw, "turd shelf" is low enough that your nuts will not get dragged over the turd itself. The workaround for US toilets is to drop some toilet paper first, so you don't get splashed  .
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:26:32 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Btw, "turd shelf" is low enough that your nuts will not get dragged over the turd itself. No but a big turd standing on end can certainly swipe your nuts when it falls over |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:39:49 AM EDT
[#32]
Personally I enjoy the poop splash. It's like the champagne spray of success.
Always impressed how the splash always hits dead center. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:44:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Yeah, I encountered those a few times. Just chalked it up to those weird-ass Germans.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:47:47 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I enjoy the poop splash. It's like the champagne spray of success. Always impressed how the splash always hits dead center. The original bidet |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 10:51:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I enjoy the poop splash. It's like the champagne spray of success. Always impressed how the splash always hits dead center. Poseidon's Kiss |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:00:37 AM EDT
[#36]
A preflush allows a shallow layer of water to lie on the shelf. Once the job is done a courtesy flush will easily move it down the stink tube with no skid mark left to offend ye.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:09:20 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/105614/6C7453EB-03A8-4F76-9E8A-1834D365FBB7_jpe-2555287.JPG The shit paper is dispensed on-end too ...Never been to a Waffle House? |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:13:07 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Poseidon's Kiss 
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:44:29 AM EDT
[#39]
I ran into those in Amsterdam. Instantly thought WTF? Terrible idea that the people just accept, use and go about their day.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:46:36 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: False. You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls. 
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:59:34 AM EDT
[#41]
It’s really just a draining/drying shelf for plates and eating utensils. That’s the way they rolled in iraq, as they also kept a container of water by the crapper to rinse plates, utensils if any, and the ass
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:01:44 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/105614/6C7453EB-03A8-4F76-9E8A-1834D365FBB7_jpe-2555287.JPG The shit paper is dispensed on-end too ...That they got right. Doesn’t matter which way the roll goes on end. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:02:39 PM EDT
[#43]
This thread is crappy
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:04:28 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: PRO-TIP -- If have to use one of these toilets. You need to lay a square or two of TP down on the LZ. The paper serves as a 'Turd-boggen' so when you flush. You have a clean, speedy exit. Another pro tip. If public, who gives a fuck but if mine, good note. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:10:24 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes. The only thing that drove me nuts after moving to US many years ago, was the toilet design. You drop a turd and get your undercarriage splashed with all the bacteria that's in the water. Just think about all the random, nasty people pooping in the public bathroom and then your bottom gets splashed. Btw, "turd shelf" is low enough that your nuts will not get dragged over the turd itself. The workaround for US toilets is to drop some toilet paper first, so you don't get splashed .Is it possible to get an internal infestation from turd splashback  There’s been studies…follow the science https://www.vox.com/2015/6/13/8771715/poop-splash |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:17:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. In Iraq in '03-04 we finally had to just bring in extra bathrooms for the locals when they were working around our camp area as they completely destroyed our shower/latrine trailers after about a week from standing on and breaking the seats and flooding the bathrooms from the sprayers that were in the stalls. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:23:29 PM EDT
[#47]
Shit! I hurt my side laughing so hard at this thread
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:26:46 PM EDT
[#48]
Eww.
Ever seen a female urinal?  5000: 1968 American Standard Sanistand Women's Urinal |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:27:23 PM EDT
[#49]
vapor savor? Had one when I lived in chermoni.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:27:32 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The US is superior… to avoid the plop splash you simply lay 3 squares of toilet paper floating on the top, which eliminates the plop splash into your butthole, and you get no walls to scrape. butt the plop splash is basically a free, DIY bidet setup... |
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