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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:44:18 PM EDT

My girlfriend was taking a shower and I happened to pick up her phone to just check the time and saw that she left it unlocked, it turns out she has been messaging the UPS driver that makes deliveries at her office. I wanted to puke when I saw her asking him for his Big Brown Check, saying that she was getting hot bothered thinking about how good of a provider he could be with his 170k a year and free dental plan. I confronted her and well it’s over now, guess I’m back to the bachelor lifestyle.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:10 PM EDT

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Cool story.

Many on GD will be enthralled as they also share BBC fantasies.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:34 PM EDT

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He was probably just a MUCH better cook than you. Probably even had a Big Black Crockpot.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:36 PM EDT

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weak

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:42 PM EDT

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Well, at least you know how to cook for yourself.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:45:44 PM EDT

[#6]

Maybe he can cook...

Eta seriously 10 seconds

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:46:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:46:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Find yourself a nice Christian woman.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:47:19 PM EDT

[#9]

pics or it didn't happen

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:47:28 PM EDT

[#10]

That's because he always delivers, and his package is just what she ordered.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:48:11 PM EDT

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Maybe, but I went to college.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:48:27 PM EDT

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New union contracts help pull in the tail!

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:48:30 PM EDT

[#13]

I'd eat cardboard over your food too.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:48:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:48:43 PM EDT

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After seeing what the OP cooks a guy with a Mcdonalds gift card can steal his GF.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:49:22 PM EDT

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What can Brown deliver for you?

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:49:46 PM EDT

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Maybe, but I went to college.

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That's because he always delivers, and his package is just what she ordered.

Maybe, but I went to college.

Certainly not Culinary School

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:50:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:50:30 PM EDT

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Could've been worse.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:50:46 PM EDT

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If you need to make someone disappear I know a guy who knows a guy

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:51:15 PM EDT

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Certainly not Culinary School

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That's because he always delivers, and his package is just what she ordered.

Maybe, but I went to college.

Certainly not Culinary School

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:52:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:53:24 PM EDT

[#23]

Ming Tea feat. Austin Powers - BBC One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HF3x67VK9o

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:53:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:53:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:54:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Find yourself a girl with an extra chromosome and cute feet

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:54:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Hot Dogs in Hallways......

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:54:45 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2023 12:55:39 PM EDT

[#29]

Better run a std panel.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:55:47 PM EDT

[#30]

Radiator Hose FTW

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:55:56 PM EDT

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Did you at least ask her what brown can do for you?

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:56:48 PM EDT

[#32]

Pics of said girlfriend or shenanigans

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:57:30 PM EDT

[#33]

Guess it is time to change your username to RedPill.

At least you found out before doing anything you would regret.

Always s**t test them by asking for their phone so you can call yours that you can't find. Then check out what's on it. It they don't give you their unlocked phone you know something is up.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:57:51 PM EDT

[#34]

That red pill is large, jagged, and goes down hard.

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:58:57 PM EDT

[#35]

Sorry to hear that OP. Women can be evil and will screw anyone over to get up a rung in the ladder of life. You are better off without her. Find someone who cares about you

Posted: 8/23/2023 12:59:00 PM EDT

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What can Brown do for you(r girlfriend)?

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:00:03 PM EDT

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Pics of what?

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:00:09 PM EDT

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I would have at least texted him from her phone saying “I’m pregnant! We need to get married ASAP. I’m sure you’re gonna be an awesome dad!!”

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:00:25 PM EDT

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That you have a girlfriend or that she left you for the UPS man.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:00:55 PM EDT

[#40]

This should be good

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:00:56 PM EDT

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Your posts and replies lately have been a...little funny, but you are just starting to go full on troll poster at this point. Funny posts are funny but trolling which is just completely fabricated loses it's humor value.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:01:00 PM EDT

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Your momma always said you were as sharp as a bowl of jello.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:01:07 PM EDT

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And that is why you are in charge of the internet for today.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:02:02 PM EDT

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I don’t follow this place like you guys I guess. So it was a lie in an attempt to get attention? OP is an attention whore?

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:02:46 PM EDT

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Maybe you should cook up some asparagus with marshmallow jalapeños topping wrapped in seeweed to drown your sorrows.

You know, an Ohio classic.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:06:29 PM EDT

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UPS delivers erryday.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:11:05 PM EDT

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Also, this has to be a parody.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:11:16 PM EDT

[#48]

Bullshit.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:14:48 PM EDT

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Your posts and replies lately have been a...little funny, but you are just starting to go full on troll poster at this point. Funny posts are funny but trolling which is just completely fabricated loses it's humor value.

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Thanks for the warning. I'll put OP on my ignore list. While there's a lot of BS on here, I don't have the patience for complete fan-fiction.

Posted: 8/23/2023 1:17:44 PM EDT

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