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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:48:32 AM EDT
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Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw?
She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:48:38 AM EDT
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Big cat thinks the puppy play pen was set up just for him.
 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:49:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:49:36 AM EDT
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What’s that?
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:49:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House . What the fuck is wrong with you? Send them to me and I'll fax you a kick to the scrotum. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:49:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhats’at? |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:50:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWorst cereal bowl ever. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:50:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m here. Hey there Cyb! |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:50:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck is wrong with you? Send them to me and I'll fax you a kick to the scrotum. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House . What the fuck is wrong with you? Send them to me and I'll fax you a kick to the scrotum. I wouldn’t put that bad juju on the mail lady |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:50:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whats’at? Supposed to be a wok, but it has a hole in it. 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:51:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shooting an AR left me with a bruised shoulder  Maybe you should let your boyfriend do all the shooting.... |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:52:05 AM EDT
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Missed a zinga back yonder....
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:52:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Checkbook go brrrrrrrr
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:53:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who has a checkbook nowadays? People who don't like Almond Joy and just got their first smart phone. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:54:22 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House. Eject |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:55:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not any time soon at our current residence. It would be something I'd heavily consider for retirement though (assuming we get a bigger property). We've talked about doing a mastiff retirement home too and adopting the old dogs that can't find a home. Again, assuming we get a bigger property where we could accommodate multiple big dogs. For now, one will be enough. Once she's an adult, we could probably do one more puppy.  Neat.  I know I want to breed, but I haven’t settled 100% on the breed I want to focus on. I know it will be a rare one, but there are so many I like. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:56:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Supposed to be a wok, but it has a hole in it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Whats’at? Supposed to be a wok, but it has a hole in it. Wtf |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:57:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? wow violent |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:58:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What’s that? Top of an atlas ball mold. Or... The candy bowl with a surprise in it. 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:58:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big cat thinks the puppy play pen was set up just for him. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/271514/20201022_074118-1648019.jpg Someone has a rude awakening showing up soon
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:58:58 AM EDT
[#21]
Morning all.
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Posted: 10/22/2020 9:59:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big cat thinks the puppy play pen was set up just for him. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/271514/20201022_074118-1648019.jpg 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:00:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck is wrong with you? Send them to me and I'll fax you a kick to the scrotum. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House . What the fuck is wrong with you? Send them to me and I'll fax you a kick to the scrotum. Seems a fair trade |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:01:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: People who don't like Almond Joy and just got their first smart phone.
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:02:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Top of an atlas ball mold. Or... The candy bowl with a surprise in it. 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:02:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone has a rude awakening showing up soon He loves that bed. He's gonna be really upset. He can have it back when she outgrows it in 2 months. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:07:38 AM EDT
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Tomorrow is new chainsaw day. Finally said fuckit on trying to get my shitty old Poulan running well. Plus the chain tensioner broke. It was made out of cheap plastic so no big surprise.
Thinking I'll go buy a Stihl, but I thought about one of the Ego 56v cordless jobs. They're supposed to be pretty damn good. My only concern is using it in a place where I can't recharge the batteries. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:09:03 AM EDT
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Wife is lobbying for another bulldog puppy. We don't have room for three dogs.
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:10:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tomorrow is new chainsaw day. Finally said fuckit on trying to get my shitty old Poulan running well. Plus the chain tensioner broke. It was made out of cheap plastic so no big surprise. Thinking I'll go buy a Stihl, but I thought about one of the Ego 56v cordless jobs. They're supposed to be pretty damn good. My only concern is using it in a place where I can't recharge the batteries. Nice, what model you looking at? They make the best chainsaws despite what those softwood boys say. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:10:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tomorrow is new chainsaw day. Finally said fuckit on trying to get my shitty old Poulan running well. Plus the chain tensioner broke. It was made out of cheap plastic so no big surprise. Thinking I'll go buy a Stihl, but I thought about one of the Ego 56v cordless jobs. They're supposed to be pretty damn good. My only concern is using it in a place where I can't recharge the batteries. *click * |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:12:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nice, what model you looking at? They make the best chainsaws despite what those softwood boys say. *click* |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:13:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Oh no. Just got a call that my social security number has been suspended. I'm sure the nice folks at that call center in India can fix it right up.
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:13:53 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House. 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:14:18 AM EDT
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I'm sure if you give them a credit card number they can get it fired back up for you
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:14:30 AM EDT
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Chainsaw talk, and that's how the fight started.
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:14:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nice, what model you looking at? They make the best chainsaws despite what those softwood boys say. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tomorrow is new chainsaw day. Finally said fuckit on trying to get my shitty old Poulan running well. Plus the chain tensioner broke. It was made out of cheap plastic so no big surprise. Thinking I'll go buy a Stihl, but I thought about one of the Ego 56v cordless jobs. They're supposed to be pretty damn good. My only concern is using it in a place where I can't recharge the batteries. Nice, what model you looking at? They make the best chainsaws despite what those softwood boys say. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:15:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife is lobbying for another bulldog puppy. We don't have room for three dogs. That’s a lie. We have 3. 
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:16:18 AM EDT
[#38]
No room for canned goods but room for dogs
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:17:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thinking just a basic MS 250. I don't need anything fancy or very big. I'll mainly use it to occasionally cut up some firewood. Echo has an awesome reputation in that size range, if you're still shopping around. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:21:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh no. Just got a call that my social security number has been suspended. I'm sure the nice folks at that call center in India can fix it right up. Yeah..They're making their rounds again. 3 of us here got the call yesterday. Passport and SS# both in the state of suspend. Federal authority police will be dispatched to make arrest of my person. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:21:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:27:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thinking just a basic MS 250. I don't need anything fancy or very big. I'll mainly use it to occasionally cut up some firewood. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Tomorrow is new chainsaw day. Finally said fuckit on trying to get my shitty old Poulan running well. Plus the chain tensioner broke. It was made out of cheap plastic so no big surprise. Thinking I'll go buy a Stihl, but I thought about one of the Ego 56v cordless jobs. They're supposed to be pretty damn good. My only concern is using it in a place where I can't recharge the batteries. Nice, what model you looking at? They make the best chainsaws despite what those softwood boys say. Solid |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:28:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a lie. We have 3. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wife is lobbying for another bulldog puppy. We don't have room for three dogs. That's a lie. We have 3. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:29:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
You also have a farm. |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:31:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Supposed to be a wok, but it has a hole in it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Whats’at? Supposed to be a wok, but it has a hole in it. You gotta eat fast |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:31:48 AM EDT
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-she
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:32:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who has a checkbook nowadays? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Checkbook go brrrrrrrr Who has a checkbook nowadays? Credit card go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:32:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: People who don't like Almond Joy and just got their first smart phone. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who has a checkbook nowadays? People who don't like Almond Joy and just got their first smart phone.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:33:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Eject Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? She bought a bunch of Halloween candy. In the midst of that candy was almond joys. We Don’t Do Almond Joy In My House. Eject Can’t return her without the receipt. -HK |
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Posted: 10/22/2020 10:34:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wow violent Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Y’all want me to livestream me punching my bride right square in her jaw? wow violent I’ll be wearing my wife beater shirt |
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