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Quoted: You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ |
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Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. View Quote Who wants to get hitched to a waitress? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you're a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? It's never free I've gotten a chick to pick up the tab and got laid in the same night. Up your game foo. |
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Quoted: Chloroform will work, if by "lure" you mean "drag" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Its carry out only here now. Is there a foolproof way to lure her to my van? Chloroform will work, if by "lure" you mean "drag" Im thinking a donut on a string will work for a damsel wooed by a $2 tip. |
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Quoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor View Quote Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? His mom takes him out tuesday nights after the trampoline park. |
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Quoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. View Quote I stand corrected. |
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The Waitresses - I Know What Boys Like |
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View Quote Next one will be asian. Maybe a cardi b for funsies. |
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Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. View Quote if it cost you $200-$1000 minimum to hook up with a waitress, you are doing it wrong |
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Quoted: I thought eating a pack of oreos in the dentist office waiting room prior to your appointment was the worse thing you could do. I stand corrected. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. I stand corrected. You're inspired me. Having worked in customer service before I'm always looking for new ways to make life suck for all those crabs still in the bucket. |
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Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg View Quote I was thinking more WaffleHouse. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg I was thinking more WaffleHouse. Attached File |
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Quoted: Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche |
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Quoted: And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Yeah, and how many hot trashy girls you see driving their shitass boyfriends around. World dont make sense. |
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I just wear running shorts and let it slip out. Works every time.
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OP brushes his goatee, ,slips on the khaki LaRue hat, sucks in his gut, and slides right on into that neighborhood Applebees
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Fast food girls are much cheaper. Usually free if you play your cards right.
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Quoted: And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring. I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. |
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Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg View Quote 4,1,7,8 repeating |
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It is easier to just pick up a waitress in a bar. I have seen me do it. I got free meals.
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Quoted: Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ I bought him a membership. Looks like it didn't last. |
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Jesus OP, maybe I should advise you on how to score chicks with over $1Mil USD net worth, I happen to have two. :)
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Quoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. Attached File |
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Quoted: Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring. I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring. I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/EgcB5I3-51.gif If she's not sweating she's not earning her money. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring. I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh FRESH R E S H |
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