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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:27:59 PM EST
[#1]
Did you get the hooters waitress in TN pregnant again OP?
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:29:46 PM EST
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"All women in America care about is money. You say hey, can I show you the time of day, can be a good guy for you? Can I show you some respect? and they got bapapapapapa. . . 'How much money ya got on ya?' . . . 'Its $120 for an hour...Its $60 for half an hour... Its terrible.'"
-Sam Hyde 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:34:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you tell me about following hookers around? Speaking of that. Whatever happened to the thread about the Arfcom member stalking the hooker? |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:35:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Speaking of that. Whatever happened to the thread about the Arfcom member stalking the hooker? They lived happily ever after. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:37:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FRESH R E S H Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ  And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche  Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him.  his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh  FRESH R E S H
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:39:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh FRESH R E S H 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:40:10 PM EST
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A waitress. Big, fat waitress. I don't know what them society dames are like in the kit, but you ain't never had it 'til you made it with a big, fat, blondie waitress. If you're ever interested, you give me a call.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:42:52 PM EST
[#8]
Or just be yourself, fuck her on a pool float and fall asleep
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:45:02 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:46:12 PM EST
[#10]
Hookers are cheaper
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:48:28 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm more of a 3-499.00 kinda guy. I'm more of a "thumb her ass while she refills my water" kinda guy. In a classy, respectful way, of course. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:04:44 AM EST
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:54:53 AM EST
[#13]
Any more dating tips?
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:56:02 AM EST
[#14]
Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. Just be cool and tip her 500 no big deal  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:57:20 AM EST
[#15]
i've been shot down by waitresses, bartenders, strippers, front desk girls, and civilian women in 18 states whilst traveling for work in merica for the last 12-13 years.
and that's just what i can remember. lots of brain damage.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:58:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. @PeteCO we gotta hang out, man. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:00:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I compliment them on their appropriate amount of flair, agree with them their boss is a dick, and then tell them about my goal to be happy is to just do whatever I want. 
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:05:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've gotten a chick to pick up the tab and got laid in the same night. Up your game foo. I've gotten a chick to get a job at a nice restaurant, pay for our apartment with her tips, and screw me every night after she came home tired and depressed from working her shitty job. Up your game foo! |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:05:33 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I believe they call this stalking, and then you become the creepy diner that always asks for Mary Sue, she only keeps coming because of the tips she needs, but you in reality creep her and her coworkers out. No it is not stalking to purposely go to a restaurant when you know she is working, quite different than following her home and sitting outside her house. Creepy and weird ? Yeah a bit. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:07:06 AM EST
[#20]
I tip them a magnum condom and ask them to join me for some meth and fisting at the fleabag inn down the road.
I know I'll meet my wife one day. It's written in the stars. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:08:48 AM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is at the truckstop right now tryin to pick up Big Karen with a $2 bill. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:12:12 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I tip them a magnum condom and ask them to join me for some meth and fisting at the fleabag inn down the road. I know I'll meet my wife one day. It's written in the stars.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:18:02 AM EST
[#23]
$500 tip? She'll leave you for half your retirement.
Why 3 times?, 2 is a stretch. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:44:59 AM EST
[#24]
OP misunderstood the waitress's signals, thought he was going to hit the second wall, only to discover that's what the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom hangs from. He had to name his dick "porterhouse", cause that was the second bone he'd pulled that night.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 1:47:47 AM EST
[#25]
Lol
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Posted: 12/10/2020 2:26:30 AM EST
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Posted: 12/10/2020 2:35:42 AM EST
[#27]
I can't even comprehend coming across that desperate. Good way to get taken advantage of and never respected as a man I guess?
For what, a date? With a waitress? Oh man.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 2:47:11 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Any more dating tips? Yeah, never live with a woman who collects tips... waitress >hairdresser>stripper>hooker>..... They never have a consistent income, their credit (if they even have any) sucks, they cant manage money, and are typically 1 weeks pay away from being homeless.. They make up for all these short comings by being awesome in bed... |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:02:41 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, never live with a woman who collects tips... waitress >hairdresser>stripper>hooker>..... They never have a consistent income, their credit (if they even have any) sucks, they cant manage money, and are typically 1 weeks pay away from being homeless.. They make up for all these short comings by being awesome in bed... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Any more dating tips? Yeah, never live with a woman who collects tips... waitress >hairdresser>stripper>hooker>..... They never have a consistent income, their credit (if they even have any) sucks, they cant manage money, and are typically 1 weeks pay away from being homeless.. They make up for all these short comings by being awesome in bed... |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:04:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's why you take them to a motel and introduce them to their second wall. Notice I said dont live with... I didnt say dont fuck... 
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:35:13 AM EST
[#31]
I think we've stumbled upon one of the very few scenarios where cocaine would be considerably cheaper.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:49:56 AM EST
[#32]
Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. That's not how that works at all
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:50:21 AM EST
[#33]
Angry drunks aren’t any fun.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:56:16 AM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. No. They go from "skinny" to "almost enough curves". |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 3:59:24 AM EST
[#35]
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Posted: 12/10/2020 4:14:46 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. I was in court one morning waiting for a probable cause hearing and I ended up getting to watch a case about a guy who was suing a tilted kilt waitress for money he loaned her, while she counter sued for random stuff, made allegations that he stalked her and so on. The guy no shit gave this one waitress almost $12 grand over the course of two months to get her car fixed and pay other bills. At some point he didn't get what he expected out of the arrangement and started asking her to pay the money back. She responded by getting her fellow tilted kilt waitresses together and comp,aned about the guy being creepy and stalky. So they called the cops and had him trespassed from the property. It was a bunch of drama in the end the judge let the girl and the plaintiffs lawyer talk outside and they reached an agreement. The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition. Side note, this girl had an unemployed boyfriend with her during this whole thing. He was in court too. He didn't know about the money but seeing as he was unemployed and living with her according to his testimony he probably isn't going to leave her. He's using her, she was using the simp. All one big fucked up family. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 4:19:17 AM EST
[#37]
Nah, too much work.
I just assume the barista gal who smiled at me is game. That or the gym girlfriend. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 4:32:59 AM EST
[#38]
I tip more than $1500 she better not be a waitress at a restaurant....
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Posted: 12/10/2020 4:37:14 AM EST
[#39]
after $1,500.00, are you sure she's still a waitress and not a hooker?
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Posted: 12/10/2020 5:16:18 AM EST
[#40]
I think OP has confused the smell of a warm cooked meal with the stench of desperation.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 5:21:35 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And dirty and disease ridden. No thanks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. And dirty and disease ridden. No thanks. Yeah waitresses are clean as a whistle. Good point. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 5:24:49 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg 4,8,6,7,2,5 3 is definitely a tranny, and I have my doubts about 1 as well. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 6:30:59 AM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 3 is definitely a tranny, and I have my doubts about 1 as well. How could you miss 5 for tranny??! |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 6:34:07 AM EST
[#44]
OP have you been to AA or NA meetings? Easy pickins, no gratuity required.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 6:35:41 AM EST
[#45]
Is OP a machinist?
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Posted: 12/10/2020 6:36:33 AM EST
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Posted: 12/10/2020 6:45:16 AM EST
[#47]
Well I didn’t see that coming........
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Posted: 12/10/2020 7:00:36 AM EST
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Posted: 12/10/2020 7:05:14 AM EST
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Posted: 12/10/2020 7:10:10 AM EST
[#50]
I hope the OP's hangover isn't too bad this morning.
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