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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:16:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper.  Attached Filethe 3AM shift at the Jacksonville Florida Waffle House |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:16:39 AM EDT
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Be "nice" and tip $2 to $500...on the first trip? lol..you obviously are not one of those guys who can get any woman he wants.
Here's a tip that allows even ugly guys to dine on the finest furburgers, be a little cocky, be funny, be aloof. Women are wired to respond to that... |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:17:23 AM EDT
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Title should read "How to get a low end hooker for a high end price"
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:17:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. And like a hooked, they should leave after you pay her. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:31:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:38:32 AM EDT
[#6]
I think OP drowned in all the waitress pussy.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:49:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is an awful thread, OP. And OP should feel bad. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:50:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 Somewhere between $2 and $500? |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:52:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. No shit. 
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:58:54 AM EDT
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I read half of page one, eject, and now see 6 pages? I've been know to kill a thread before so I'm
hoping I can bail ya all out on this one. Just fucking die, for the sake of site resources. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 8:59:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was single in the early 2000s as a newly hired drug rep, I hosted a dine n dash at an Olive Garden in a small hick town in Appalachia and the hot ass blonde waitress that handled about 30 orders I tipped her about $300 and asked her out. She was a good fuck for 6 months  she always brought me seafood portfolio, Tuscan steak and stuffed mushrooms too  Did you get extra breadsticks? So worth it for good sex and extra breadsticks.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 9:14:04 AM EDT
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Damn OP
Save some waitress pussy for us |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 9:15:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Stalker much?
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Posted: 12/10/2020 9:44:51 AM EDT
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Perhaps it's time to introduce my
line of Chloroform based fabric softener. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 9:51:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Any more dating tips? Next week he'll tell us how to pick up nurses at the ER. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 9:59:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Next week he'll tell us how to pick up nurses at the ER. @9divdoc how do we pick up ER nurses? not asking for a friend. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:01:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @9divdoc how do we pick up ER nurses? not asking for a friend. By the handles...  |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:06:03 PM EDT
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The range of $2 to $500 actually made me smile.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:07:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:12:48 PM EDT
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Sooooo.... tip $1,000 in over three meals and it will set you up for improved chances?
If you are that desperate there must be something SERIOUSLY wrong with you. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:15:38 PM EDT
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Back in my single days, I banged several waitresses for a lot less than that.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 10:24:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back in my single days, I banged several waitresses for a lot less than that. Yup I had them bringing me free food after their shift to my apartment. It was like a door charge and rent for the evening. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 11:24:02 PM EDT
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$500 tips to chat up the local waitress, who no doubt has a heart of gold.
It's like 50 Shades of the Hallmark Channel. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 10:38:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yup I had them bringing me free food after their shift to my apartment. It was like a door charge and rent for the evening. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Back in my single days, I banged several waitresses for a lot less than that. Yup I had them bringing me free food after their shift to my apartment. It was like a door charge and rent for the evening. “You’re my last table” “Really? You want to go somewhere that doesn’t smell like food?” “Ok” |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 10:47:04 AM EDT
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What if she is a CCP sex spy posing as a waitress?
Could I do this when I take my wife out on a date to a nice restaurant like Cracker Barrel or Applebee's? |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 10:51:14 AM EDT
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Incel post. I just find nice looking ladies wherever I am and chat them up. No need to pay cash.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 10:55:53 AM EDT
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A grand just to get a date. Jesus op.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:11:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:27:15 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bonjour, m’lady. 
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:34:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What if she is a CCP sex spy posing as a waitress? Could I do this when I take my wife out on a date to a nice restaurant like Cracker Barrel or Applebee's? I guess if she says Clacker Bahlluh or Apperbeeze you'll know. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:34:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:35:35 AM EDT
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sorry but if you have to go out to eat three times to pick up a woman you got more issues than most lol
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:40:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Lol
This was posted on /pol yesterday. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:41:30 AM EDT
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Tall tales from el norte
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:47:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 Does this include the 3% for her healthcare? |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:55:07 AM EDT
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You know, I have a real thing for waitresses, a complete weakness. I saw this thread title and got really excited. Then I clicked on it. What. The. Fuck. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 11:56:17 AM EDT
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I like to tip my penis
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:11:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Some dude I went to high school with bought some nasty stripper a fucking car (used, like 3 grand, but he was by no means well off) after going there for like 2 weeks. According to the guy who was with him, dude was honestly shocked that she didn't accept, so he decided to double down right there on the spot, dropped to his knees, and proposed. She'd never dated him, never saw him outside the strip club, fucker just got a bit of attention from her (for money, of course) and he went mental. Fucking insanity. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition.  |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:21:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Be "nice" and tip $2 to $500...on the first trip? lol..you obviously are not one of those guys who can get any woman he wants. Here's a tip that allows even ugly guys to dine on the finest furburgers, be a little cocky, be funny, be aloof. Women are wired to respond to that... Any dude that has an extra $500 to throw away, and wants to pick up a woman, should instead spend the money on this: - get a car wash and vacuum the nasty thing out, removing the 35 mc muffin wrappers and sticky residue all over the center console from the 9,000 calories of daily cokes that have spilled - Buy some decent fucking clothes* - Get a decent haircut - Grab a membership on any old random dating app (Tinder, Hinge, FB Dating, etc) - Pay someone to ghost write your dating profile and take a class on how not to be a creeper douche - Have someone clean your borderline hoarder-house and wash your nasty sheets - Somehow purchase a shred of confidence and self-respect. Women can detect desperation from outer space. Done. Problem solved, and problem staying solved. * When I say "decent fucking clothes", I DON'T mean any of the following: - matching salmon colored shirt and tie combo packs - a M'Lady hat - A sport jacket with dress pants that are baggy as fuck - White Oakleys, a Tapout T-Shirt, or any of that shit. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:22:45 PM EDT
[#40]
So giving them money to sleep with them- shouldn't the title of this thread be- how to turn everyday women into prostitutes?
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:25:55 PM EDT
[#41]
I went home with a waitress, the way I always do..
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:29:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.. Careful, bro. She might be with the Russians, too. (But how were you to know that?) Ever been to Havana? |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:47:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. Hookers around these parts are rare , not like the old days . |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:52:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It is much easier to go to a Mom and Pop Breakfast and lunch taco place and pick up one of the bubble butt waitress from Guatemala. I would like to subscribe to your news letter. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:53:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tipping -$498 is not going to impress her. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 Tipping -$498 is not going to impress her.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:56:08 PM EDT
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I'm trying out the OP's advice. Did the stalking and learning her schedule part. Just finished up my second day with the $2 tip.
I'll update with progress tomorrow. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:56:54 PM EDT
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My wife is not cool with me trying this. I think for me the $1000 in tips would be better spent buying her a Christmas present.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 12:59:08 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What kind of a desperate loser tips $200 - $500 at a restaurant? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/j7989i_GIF-123.gif I mean. I tipped $200 a couple weeks ago, but it was a $500 meal and the owner comped me a couple hundred dollars worth of booze... so it just seemed fair.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:04:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do what? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How much do you guys tip your parents each year? Do what? Bro, you don't?
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:04:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. The more I read this, the more I chuckle. |
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