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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:06:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't forget this line - gets them wet every time!
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:09:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how many waitresses have you won over with that scheme? He's in Alaska. Imagine if it ever worked, which is highly unlikely. Paid $1500 for a 3 by lower 48 standards. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:12:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was in court one morning waiting for a probable cause hearing and I ended up getting to watch a case about a guy who was suing a tilted kilt waitress for money he loaned her, while she counter sued for random stuff, made allegations that he stalked her and so on. The guy no shit gave this one waitress almost $12 grand over the course of two months to get her car fixed and pay other bills. At some point he didn't get what he expected out of the arrangement and started asking her to pay the money back. She responded by getting her fellow tilted kilt waitresses together and comp,aned about the guy being creepy and stalky. So they called the cops and had him trespassed from the property. It was a bunch of drama in the end the judge let the girl and the plaintiffs lawyer talk outside and they reached an agreement. The whole thing was  This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition. Side note, this girl had an unemployed boyfriend with her during this whole thing. He was in court too. He didn't know about the money but seeing as he was unemployed and living with her according to his testimony he probably isn't going to leave her. He's using her, she was using the simp. All one big fucked up family. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. I was in court one morning waiting for a probable cause hearing and I ended up getting to watch a case about a guy who was suing a tilted kilt waitress for money he loaned her, while she counter sued for random stuff, made allegations that he stalked her and so on. The guy no shit gave this one waitress almost $12 grand over the course of two months to get her car fixed and pay other bills. At some point he didn't get what he expected out of the arrangement and started asking her to pay the money back. She responded by getting her fellow tilted kilt waitresses together and comp,aned about the guy being creepy and stalky. So they called the cops and had him trespassed from the property. It was a bunch of drama in the end the judge let the girl and the plaintiffs lawyer talk outside and they reached an agreement. The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition. Side note, this girl had an unemployed boyfriend with her during this whole thing. He was in court too. He didn't know about the money but seeing as he was unemployed and living with her according to his testimony he probably isn't going to leave her. He's using her, she was using the simp. All one big fucked up family. Simpin' ain't easy |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:26:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Simpin' ain't easy Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. I was in court one morning waiting for a probable cause hearing and I ended up getting to watch a case about a guy who was suing a tilted kilt waitress for money he loaned her, while she counter sued for random stuff, made allegations that he stalked her and so on. The guy no shit gave this one waitress almost $12 grand over the course of two months to get her car fixed and pay other bills. At some point he didn't get what he expected out of the arrangement and started asking her to pay the money back. She responded by getting her fellow tilted kilt waitresses together and comp,aned about the guy being creepy and stalky. So they called the cops and had him trespassed from the property. It was a bunch of drama in the end the judge let the girl and the plaintiffs lawyer talk outside and they reached an agreement. The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition. Side note, this girl had an unemployed boyfriend with her during this whole thing. He was in court too. He didn't know about the money but seeing as he was unemployed and living with her according to his testimony he probably isn't going to leave her. He's using her, she was using the simp. All one big fucked up family. Simpin' ain't easy Few years ago, a bartender friend of mine who was particularly good at extracting dollar bills from simps had one dude (I mean, the guy was like 60 and she was 30, lol) give her a shit ton. I don't know exactly how much... but like paid her rent for 6 months.  Regardless, when she made it clear she wasn't actually going to be putting out, he flipped shit. Hell, he even tried threatening me. She and her (actual) boyfriend came down to Mexico the last time I was down there with my best friend. When we got back to the states and I turned my phone it started blowing up with days worth of texts from him: I KNOW YOU ARE DOWN THERE FUCKING HER HERR DERR DERR
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:32:38 PM EDT
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I skipped from page one to page seven, so this may be a dupe, but here's the waitress I want;
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:33:43 PM EDT
[#6]
lol
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:39:14 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Few years ago, a bartender friend of mine who was particularly good at extracting dollar bills from simps had one dude (I mean, the guy was like 60 and she was 30, lol) give her a shit ton. I don't know exactly how much... but like paid her rent for 6 months. Regardless, when she made it clear she wasn't actually going to be putting out he flipped shit. Hell, he even tried threatening me. She and her (actual) boyfriend came down to Mexico the last time I was down there with my best friend. When we got back to the states and I turned my phone it started blowing up with days worth of texts from him: I KNOW YOU ARE DOWN THERE FUCKING HER HERR DERR DERRQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg Some of them are pretty thick. I could make my way through all of them in a week's time once upon a time. Now, it might take me two. But by God, they'd be done right. I was in court one morning waiting for a probable cause hearing and I ended up getting to watch a case about a guy who was suing a tilted kilt waitress for money he loaned her, while she counter sued for random stuff, made allegations that he stalked her and so on. The guy no shit gave this one waitress almost $12 grand over the course of two months to get her car fixed and pay other bills. At some point he didn't get what he expected out of the arrangement and started asking her to pay the money back. She responded by getting her fellow tilted kilt waitresses together and comp,aned about the guy being creepy and stalky. So they called the cops and had him trespassed from the property. It was a bunch of drama in the end the judge let the girl and the plaintiffs lawyer talk outside and they reached an agreement. The whole thing was This girl was maybe 23 and meanwhile he was 45ish. He gave her $12K over the course of two months, a person he has only known for two months. That is some super weak shit. Besides who the fuck wants to hook up with a HS dropout waitress? She is not marriage material. She doesn't have any drive or ambition. Side note, this girl had an unemployed boyfriend with her during this whole thing. He was in court too. He didn't know about the money but seeing as he was unemployed and living with her according to his testimony he probably isn't going to leave her. He's using her, she was using the simp. All one big fucked up family. Simpin' ain't easy Few years ago, a bartender friend of mine who was particularly good at extracting dollar bills from simps had one dude (I mean, the guy was like 60 and she was 30, lol) give her a shit ton. I don't know exactly how much... but like paid her rent for 6 months. Regardless, when she made it clear she wasn't actually going to be putting out he flipped shit. Hell, he even tried threatening me. She and her (actual) boyfriend came down to Mexico the last time I was down there with my best friend. When we got back to the states and I turned my phone it started blowing up with days worth of texts from him: I KNOW YOU ARE DOWN THERE FUCKING HER HERR DERR DERR"nice" guy  GFE would've been far less hassle on his part, JFC |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:41:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. I just want to quote this, ‘cause it’s so friggin weird. Could a normal guy try it with half that amount? It seems like you’re just radiating desperation. I remember when I got hired at my first “Career destination” job. They had a welcome aboard meeting where the company union rep was trying this on the waitress (expense account money, of course). Never had the opportunity to ask how well it worked, but I’m sure it did. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:45:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is an awful thread, OP. I concur. Cue the go choke yourself meme. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:52:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I concur. Cue the go choke yourself meme. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This is an awful thread, OP. I concur. Cue the go choke yourself meme. gotta tip the waitress extra to be choked |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 1:56:31 PM EDT
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How about time #1 compliment her, tip well but not hundreds of dollars. Next time you out with friends entertaining guest, etc. Go back there and even if she is not your server engage with her, make sure its not a subtle "hey". Move in at #2 unless for whatever reason time, situation does not allow. In that case a #3 is allowed.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 2:01:37 PM EDT
[#12]
I see you're in Alaska. So is an Alaskan 9 = 3 in the lower 48?
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Posted: 12/11/2020 2:02:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks dad.  I imagine "the talk" that I got in the early 1970's updated for today as this how to buy a waitress. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 2:20:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus OP, maybe I should advise you on how to score chicks with over $1Mil USD net worth, I happen to have two. :) Are you saying the (2) chicks have over 1m USD net worth, or that you do? It’s not clear from the way you wrote it. We need you to clarify. Tell us your technique. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 5:11:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm trying out the OP's advice. Did the stalking and learning her schedule part. Just finished up my second day with the $2 tip. I'll update with progress tomorrow. MAJOR UPDATE: Third meal with the $2 tip. Scored a threesome. This method works. Thanks OP.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 6:25:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...but here's the waitress I want; https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/51036/SC_1_jpg-1725852.JPG The tranny on the left huh? |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 6:33:42 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm not sure if this is the dumbest thing I've seen on ar15.com but it's certainly in the running.
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Posted: 12/11/2020 6:50:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. I'm still stuck on this first step and no one will give me her schedule..Im getting awfully hungry OP, are you sure I can only eat on those days? |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 6:56:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Spare coochie? Spare coochie ma’am?
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Posted: 12/11/2020 7:18:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 7:21:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is an awful thread, OP. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 8:17:45 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm still stuck on this first step and no one will give me her schedule..Im getting awfully hungry OP, are you sure I can only eat on those days? It’s a seduction method AND a weight loss plan. |
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Posted: 12/11/2020 10:07:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The tranny on the left huh? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: ...but here's the waitress I want; https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/51036/SC_1_jpg-1725852.JPG The tranny on the left huh? She looks like a tranny to you?  300 (2006) The Council HD  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 3:22:56 AM EDT
[#24]
Where’s OP?
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Posted: 12/12/2020 3:38:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Op talking about stalking a waitress who gets hit on all the time. Op doesn't understand the food industry.
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Posted: 12/12/2020 4:07:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I tip them a magnum condom and ask them to join me for some meth and fisting at the fleabag inn down the road. I know I'll meet my wife one day. It's written in the stars. That actually would work in my AO. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:06:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: MAJOR UPDATE: Third meal with the $2 tip. Scored a threesome. This method works. Thanks OP. Letting the guy who cooks at |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:33:52 AM EDT
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Umm I’ve had strippers tell me they would take the rest of the night off if I wanted to go home with them. That’s just after a 20 dollar dance and a conversation where we clicked with each other.
Don’t blow money learn how to talk to women and learn the signs of interest and capitalize on them. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 4:07:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Letting the guy who cooks at Waffle House at night peg you while your two dollar waitress watches isn't what most of us consider a three way. Did you miss the illustration. And I would never eat at Waffle House. I'm a lot classier than a Texan. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 8:26:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you miss the illustration. And I would never eat at Waffle House. I'm a lot classier than a Texan. Oops, sorry you were offended. I edited my post to make you seem like a classier guy than what I had originally implied. Hope this helps. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 8:36:54 PM EDT
[#31]
Got news for the OP:
If she's cute and single, the bartender has already had his way with her, for free. Signed, a former bartender. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 8:56:28 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Got news for the OP: If she's cute and single, the bartender has already had his way with her, for free. Signed, a former bartender. Not really breaking news. Anybody looking for waitress pussy probably isn't expecting a virgin. Just finding one that isn't already airtight at the time is enough to ask for. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:03:20 PM EDT
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what if she is a pregnant Hooters waitress?
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:05:45 PM EDT
[#34]
Really.... what the fuck is wrong with you OP... seriously seek help
1st step.. delete your AR15 account... |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:08:18 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I mean. I tipped $200 a couple weeks ago, but it was a $500 meal and the owner comped me a couple hundred dollars worth of booze... so it just seemed fair.  You mean. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:12:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: MAJOR UPDATE: Third meal with the $2 tip. Scored a threesome. This method works. Thanks OP. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/64501/waitress_jpg-1726276.JPG Congrats, dude. |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:19:24 PM EDT
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I could accomplish this with two trips, not three at the Waffle House but I would have to be a father figure to her three kids or end up in a shoot out with her 'ol man'. The juice just ain't worth the squeeze.
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:44:16 PM EDT
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Someone should start a waitress pic thread in BOTD
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Posted: 12/12/2020 9:52:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Got news for the OP: If she's cute and single, the bartender has already had his way with her, for free. Signed, a former bartender. monica |
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Posted: 12/12/2020 10:08:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Got news for the OP: If she's cute and single, the bartender has already had his way with her, for free. Signed, a former bartender. I never wanted to be first, I just wanted to be next. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:06:51 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Umm I’ve had strippers tell me they would take the rest of the night off if I wanted to go home with them. That’s just after a 20 dollar dance and a conversation where we clicked with each other. Don’t blow money learn how to talk to women and learn the signs of interest and capitalize on them. Strippers? C’mon dude.  . They are professionals. It wasn’t your witty repartee. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:08:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:16:40 AM EDT
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The only “waitress” I’d ever consider dating is the TGIFriday/Roadhouse/Chili’s/etc servers who work in college towns......WHEN I was in college.
Outside of college girls in college towns and being a college guy.......yeah, no. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:22:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Umm I’ve had strippers tell me they would take the rest of the night off if I wanted to go home with them. That’s just after a 20 dollar dance and a conversation where we clicked with each other. Don’t blow money learn how to talk to women and learn the signs of interest and capitalize on them. I hope this is satire/humor, and not actually the saddest thing I have ever read on arfcom. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:24:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope this is satire/humor, and not actually the saddest thing I have ever read on arfcom. Second saddest....OP is probably first. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:32:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope this is satire/humor, and not actually the saddest thing I have ever read on arfcom. You don’t understand bro. They clicked. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:34:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope this is satire/humor, and not actually the saddest thing I have ever read on arfcom. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Umm I’ve had strippers tell me they would take the rest of the night off if I wanted to go home with them. That’s just after a 20 dollar dance and a conversation where we clicked with each other. Don’t blow money learn how to talk to women and learn the signs of interest and capitalize on them. I hope this is satire/humor, and not actually the saddest thing I have ever read on arfcom. It can't be, I know you've read several of my posts. This isn't even top 30. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 1:42:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. Fuck, BOATS are cheaper here. |
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Posted: 12/13/2020 2:01:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tipping -$498 is not going to impress her.
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Posted: 12/13/2020 2:16:43 AM EDT
[#50]
So spending shitload of hundreds of dollars to get a date or just nut up and ask her out. Fucking pussy
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