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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:47:06 AM EST
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Just grow your hair longer. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:48:10 AM EST
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These are some options |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:48:13 AM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:48:16 AM EST
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I wear a Rogue Breezy during warm weather. Don't care what people think, one of the benefits of getting old.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:50:10 AM EST
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And of course, how could we forget:
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:50:43 AM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:51:04 AM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:53:52 AM EST
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Long-billed fisherman's hat. Make sure you get one which says 'Central Services' on the front.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:53:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got some bad news for you... checked you birthdate lately? You became an old man a long time ago. Embrace the suck. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Look into the Tilley hats. I came to post this. One of the most comfortable hats I've ever worn.   There is a multicam one ha haI got some bad news for you... checked you birthdate lately? You became an old man a long time ago. Embrace the suck.  |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:54:04 AM EST
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Sure you can. There's no rule against it. I have a collection of boonie hats that I rotate through. Various camo patterns and one I picked up in the PI. Speaking of the PI (and southeast Asia in general) have you ever considered one of the lamp shade hats? They seem to work pretty good.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zack3gpics/s-l1000_zpsj6y4zfnm.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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my wife is after me to be better about sun exposure. My poor mom had skin cancer. I've gotten better about using sunblock since met her, but only in the summer and spring. Maybe I could get a sombrero or one of those big coolie hats made out of wicker
Unfortunately I don't think I can pull off a cowboy hat and can't wear a Boonie hat everywhere 
Sure you can. There's no rule against it. I have a collection of boonie hats that I rotate through. Various camo patterns and one I picked up in the PI. Speaking of the PI (and southeast Asia in general) have you ever considered one of the lamp shade hats? They seem to work pretty good.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zack3gpics/s-l1000_zpsj6y4zfnm.jpg I saw a dude mowing his lawn in my neighborhood the other day wearing one of those. As a bonus, he was Asian. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:57:02 AM EST
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Tilley
There's a subculture of Tilley owners out here. We even gave our own secret greeting, bylaws, and protocol regarding who buys the drinks. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:57:06 AM EST
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Stetson Open Road - worn by Presidents Johnson and Eisenhower along with the honorable Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:59:06 AM EST
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I know your pain, Aimless. Only hats I've ever looked ok in were baseball caps.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 11:59:14 AM EST
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used this one for about two years. Lived in both AZ and Los Angeles. i liked that it was breathable and keep the sun off my face.
Also use: Goormin Tilley and REI with the button sides. http://www.amazon.com/Quiksilver-Mens-Pierside-Straw-Hat/dp/B00GOX1DH6 |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:01:53 PM EST
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I don't know about being that far north...
There is a style of hat that the coonasses/rednecks wear, kind of like a cowboy hat, but without the brim on the sides. The side brims are kind of rolled up/in. The closest I've seen to what matches it would been an Oz outback type hat. I don't know what it's actually called. Fuck... redneck cowboy hat?? I wear that style of hat. But then, I can pass as a country ass motherfucker. It would look really odd on a city person. -eta the brazillian tarp hat folks posted doesn't look that far off from what I was trying to describe. Just roll both sides of it more... |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:05:10 PM EST
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Smokey the Bear hat.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:09:36 PM EST
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Panama is the answer you seek. http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/pappyjohn/98bd0402-553b-415d-98af-b32c83cdde19_zpsbbp95mjv.jpg 
My god man, what happened to your other leg? |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:09:56 PM EST
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Is that you? Some of you guys can pull off hats, I can't Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Panama is the answer you seek. http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/pappyjohn/98bd0402-553b-415d-98af-b32c83cdde19_zpsbbp95mjv.jpg Yes you can. Men are more vain than women. A lady friend said 'ha, men and their hair' after I shaved my head of middle of the back length mane. Take your wife shopping with you and don't worry about it. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:10:26 PM EST
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I mow the yard and ride the noncanopied tractor in one of these. You have to own it. Any hint of embarassment and you've become dorky.
http://www.gemplers.com/product/182057/Pith-Helmet |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:13:08 PM EST
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I have a nice collection of Boonie hats. I wear them outdoors all the time. I have desert camo and multi-cam. I love them.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:13:22 PM EST
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I don't know about being that far north... There is a style of hat that the coonasses/rednecks wear, kind of like a cowboy hat, but without the brim on the sides. The side brims are kind of rolled up/in. The closest I've seen to what matches it would been an Oz outback type hat. I don't know what it's actually called. Fuck... redneck cowboy hat?? I wear that style of hat. But then, I can pass as a country ass motherfucker. It would look really odd on a city person. -eta the brazillian tarp hat folks posted doesn't look that far off from what I was trying to describe. Just roll both sides of it more... You mean like this? 
But it's not a redneck cowboy hat unless it's made out of beer boxes. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:15:55 PM EST
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LOL
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:16:30 PM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:16:55 PM EST
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Outlaw trucker hat, wicker hat they sell in gas stations with black spray paint and metal and shit on it. Put a fake hair pony tail in the back for a nice mullet effect
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:17:18 PM EST
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I mow the yard and ride the noncanopied tractor in one of these. You have to own it. Any hint of embarassment and you've become dorky. http://www.gemplers.com/product/182057/Pith-Helmet I'm digging the Rubbermaid Laundry Basket hat: 
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:17:32 PM EST
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I have a straw hat I like. I has the Auzzy bro style fold to the brim. I put a leather band around it that has teeth in it. I look like a bro douche in it, but my wife loves it. It does have much better ear and neck sun protection than just a ball cap. I wear it on day outings and camping. I've got some ugly sun spots on my face. The dermatologist says they are ok now, but sun block and hats are a must.
I'd like to try the tarp hat one day. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:18:08 PM EST
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Pimp hat
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:19:10 PM EST
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Go for total coverage and just get a ski mask.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:20:16 PM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:21:01 PM EST
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Boonie.
Tilly. Ball cap with fold-out neck shade. Any old "gardening hat" from Lowes / Home Depot. ... I guess that's about the order I'd look at. Oh, you could always just roll your shirt collar up to cover your neck, too. ETA I go with a boonie, but lots of dads chasing kids around the playground have the desert ball cap thing. If I needed to be "formalish" I guess I'd just slather on 80 SPF and go sans hat. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:23:31 PM EST
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Check out the hats by Sunday Afternoons, I have the cruiser sun hat which is not listed on their website but Gemplers has the cruiser, the cruiser sun hat and a boonie model which again is not on their website
They also make a Havana hat similar to a Panama Jack style hat |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:26:17 PM EST
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I mow the yard and ride the noncanopied tractor in one of these. You have to own it. Any hint of embarassment and you've become dorky. http://www.gemplers.com/product/182057/Pith-Helmet Mmmmmm, I'm not sure it's the "hint of embarrassment" that does it. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:29:36 PM EST
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You mean like this? http://dx72k0ec4onep.cloudfront.net/product/366/FXCHKID596111408742997-640x640-KID59611.JPG But it's not a redneck cowboy hat unless it's made out of beer boxes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't know about being that far north... There is a style of hat that the coonasses/rednecks wear, kind of like a cowboy hat, but without the brim on the sides. The side brims are kind of rolled up/in. The closest I've seen to what matches it would been an Oz outback type hat. I don't know what it's actually called. Fuck... redneck cowboy hat?? I wear that style of hat. But then, I can pass as a country ass motherfucker. It would look really odd on a city person. -eta the brazillian tarp hat folks posted doesn't look that far off from what I was trying to describe. Just roll both sides of it more... You mean like this? http://dx72k0ec4onep.cloudfront.net/product/366/FXCHKID596111408742997-640x640-KID59611.JPG But it's not a redneck cowboy hat unless it's made out of beer boxes. Well... without the kid rock stuff on it.
You know you're talking to a classy fellow when they are wearing one of those. 
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:30:43 PM EST
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyyyyyy. get a kangol bermuda hat, and carry a boombox on the side the sun is shining on. you'll look dope, be protected from the sun, and will be ready to get down if some b-boyz wanna roll.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:33:45 PM EST
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 Quote History"I'd like to think that if all I had to do is cut some holes in a sack, I could've done a better job than that!" |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:33:51 PM EST
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Well... without the kid rock stuff on it.
You know you're talking to a classy fellow when they are wearing one of those.
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I don't know about being that far north... There is a style of hat that the coonasses/rednecks wear, kind of like a cowboy hat, but without the brim on the sides. The side brims are kind of rolled up/in. The closest I've seen to what matches it would been an Oz outback type hat. I don't know what it's actually called. Fuck... redneck cowboy hat?? I wear that style of hat. But then, I can pass as a country ass motherfucker. It would look really odd on a city person. -eta the brazillian tarp hat folks posted doesn't look that far off from what I was trying to describe. Just roll both sides of it more... You mean like this? http://dx72k0ec4onep.cloudfront.net/product/366/FXCHKID596111408742997-640x640-KID59611.JPG But it's not a redneck cowboy hat unless it's made out of beer boxes. Well... without the kid rock stuff on it.
You know you're talking to a classy fellow when they are wearing one of those.
Well I googled redneck cowboy hat, and it was the first one that wasn't made out of beer boxes. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:34:15 PM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:35:54 PM EST
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Look into the Tilley hats. I came to post this. One of the most comfortable hats I've ever worn. There is a multicam one ha ha
I got some bad news for you... checked you birthdate lately? You became an old man a long time ago. Embrace the suck.
Hey I got one of those....to wear on my tractor....
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:38:32 PM EST
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Smokey the Bear hat. The campaign cover is great. It should still be issued instead of the faggot berets our military has embraced. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:40:30 PM EST
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All the fashion conscious farmers around here sport these babies in the hay field.
For court, I would go for this look. 
And for around town, nothing beats a good pith helmet. 
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:42:03 PM EST
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My local fly fishing shop had a patagonia sun booney hat for 75% off. That was $10 well spent. It provides great sun protection.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:43:06 PM EST
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Tilley are popular I have one due to my ginger complexion, love it. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:43:26 PM EST
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:43:39 PM EST
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I bought something like this for the sun.
Still dorky, but when you're a dork in every other way, it just doesn't matter any more. 
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:45:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryNothing says, "I buy .22lr bricks at Walmarts and resell them at gun shows" like a woodland camo boonie hat. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:45:12 PM EST
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Quote HistoryI have taken to wearing something like this when I'm outside working or fishing. I'm not married, but I don't care. My BIL is in his last few days after battling melanoma for 27 months. Fuck cancer. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:49:22 PM EST
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You're a white shoe lawyer type, why not wear one of those Panama hats? It would go well with your seersucker. Seersuckers are for cocksuckers. |
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:49:55 PM EST
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my wife is after me to be better about sun exposure. My poor mom had skin cancer. I've gotten better about using sunblock since met her, but only in the summer and spring. Maybe I could get a sombrero or one of those big coolie hats made out of wicker
Unfortunately I don't think I can pull off a cowboy hat and can't wear a Boonie hat everywhere
Why not?  I do.
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Posted: 3/8/2016 12:50:24 PM EST
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My god man, what happened to your other leg? Shark ate it. The hat made out ok though. |
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