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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:52:08 PM EDT
[#1]
You get all the money but when anything goes bad the people get mad at Parliament.
It's the best job ever |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:52:13 PM EDT
[#2]
This is what you get after centuries of inbreeding.
Charles is a stupid and foolish man. Prince Harry is confused about his parentage. Perhaps willingly, perhaps not. Or maybe he knows and doesn't care, because the perqs were good. Daddy issues? He's got 'em. Prince Andrew is probably a pedo and he's stupid, too. Prince William seems like a decent chap, and his wife seems classy. I wish them well. Royalty-by-birth is a weird concept and the Brits are welcome to it. The best thing America did was say goodbye to all that. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:52:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What type of lowbrow irons their own shoe laces? Pretty sure he doesn't iron a thing; someone else does it for him. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:54:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I also see two fleur-de-lis in his crown. Did a frenchie sneak into the Royal feather bed sometime back in history? Go back far enough and English kings were French. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:54:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty sure he doesn't iron a thing; someone else does it for him. There is undoubtedly a job at the castle and it comes with a title: Royal Ironer to His Majesty. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:54:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Notice all the PURPLE silk and velvet in his attire? That's the color of Royalty.
Gold, Jewels, land, mansions, women, servants, palace's, yachts, fine horses and cars. Fat Stacks Yo! |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:56:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah my second place finisher from the wife contest would be the penis holder for medical purposes Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Also had a guy hold his cock and the jar when he needed a piss test allegedly Boy, thats just……weird Yeah my second place finisher from the wife contest would be the penis holder for medical purposes Places 3-10 would be beheaded so that nobody else has a wife that could compete with mine. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 2:58:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is actually a very educational thread. You know how the left likes to rage about the white privilege in this country? Well, its a joke. Its not here. In fact, people came here to get away from European "white privilege." And the Brits invented it. How come they don't rage about that? See his Royal attire? Just the "crown jewels" alone in all the kings and queens crowns, scepters, orbs, etc. are worth between $4 to $6 billion! Go on.... 
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:01:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Places 3-10 would be beheaded so that nobody else has a wife that could compete with mine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Also had a guy hold his cock and the jar when he needed a piss test allegedly Boy, thats just……weird Yeah my second place finisher from the wife contest would be the penis holder for medical purposes Places 3-10 would be beheaded so that nobody else has a wife that could compete with mine. Yeah that's sad but probably a necessity. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:01:32 PM EDT
[#10]
The toothpaste one has been going around for years. He also brings his own toilet seat with him.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:02:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We got Biden so.... |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty sure he doesn't iron a thing; someone else does it for him. It's like gas pumpers in Oregon. The castle employs thousands of people who are otherwise unemployable. It also serves another function - there are enough proles employed that it appears the Royals care about their serfs, and it keeps the revolutionaries at bay. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:03:28 PM EDT
[#13]
It's good to be the King. -Mel Brooks film History of the World, Part 1.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:03:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who cares he literally has a penis holder and can't be removed You don't need to be royalty, go to Harry's in Singapore, they have penis holders waiting to assist you in the bathroom. As you walk in one of the young ladies will follow you and she will either hold your drink or hold your penis, you decide. They work for tips, just the tip 
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:05:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't need to be royalty, go to Harry's in Singapore, they have penis holders waiting to assist you in the bathroom. As you walk in one of the young ladies will follow you and she will either hold your drink or hold your penis, you decide. They work for tips, just the tip Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who cares he literally has a penis holder and can't be removed You don't need to be royalty, go to Harry's in Singapore, they have penis holders waiting to assist you in the bathroom. As you walk in one of the young ladies will follow you and she will either hold your drink or hold your penis, you decide. They work for tips, just the tip I no joke just think that would be hilarious. I wouldn't even make it sexual. Just that entire idea to get someone else to hold your junk is 
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:07:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pedo Nope, that is his brother, Randy Andy. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:18:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I no joke just think that would be hilarious. I wouldn't even make it sexual. Just that entire idea to get someone else to hold your junk is Not quite a penis holder story. . . . . BUT A couple years back I was in Manila at a place called Cowboy Grill. My group was sitting right next to three elderly Japanese businessmen who each had a prostitute. At one point in the night I walked into the bathroom and one of the Japanese businessman was taking a piss in the urinal while the younger girl was standing behind him on a little foot stool giving him a back massage. I guess don't knock it till I try it lol |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:20:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not quite a penis holder story. . . . . BUT A couple years back I was in Manila at a place called Cowboy Grill. My group was sitting right next to three elderly Japanese businessmen who each had a prostitute. At one point in the night I walked into the bathroom and one of the Japanese businessman was taking a piss in the urinal while the younger girl was standing behind him on a little foot stool giving him a back massage. I guess don't knock it till I try it lol Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I no joke just think that would be hilarious. I wouldn't even make it sexual. Just that entire idea to get someone else to hold your junk is Not quite a penis holder story. . . . . BUT A couple years back I was in Manila at a place called Cowboy Grill. My group was sitting right next to three elderly Japanese businessmen who each had a prostitute. At one point in the night I walked into the bathroom and one of the Japanese businessman was taking a piss in the urinal while the younger girl was standing behind him on a little foot stool giving him a back massage. I guess don't knock it till I try it lol I'm adding piss massage to my king list, thank you.  I reckon you could have a lot of fun as a king I would drive top fuel dragsters around and my team would rebuild the engine whenever I was inside |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:20:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We got Biden so.... The 10% skim of the Biden crime family is nothing compared to the centuries of ill-gotten wealth by the British royals! |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:21:05 PM EDT
[#20]
 Arise, Sir Loin of Beef |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:23:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's good to be king. It's better to be a man, not some effete child. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:24:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is actually a very educational thread. You know how the left likes to rage about the white privilege in this country? Well, its a joke. Its not here. In fact, people came here to get away from European "white privilege." And the Brits invented it. How come they don't rage about that? See his Royal attire? Just the "crown jewels" alone in all the kings and queens crowns, scepters, orbs, etc. are worth between $4 to $6 billion! Wait a sec... are you suggesting the Left doesn't rage about royalty and inherited titles and wealth in general? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:26:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's better to be a man, not some effete child. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It's good to be king. It's better to be a man, not some effete child. I mean maybe. I would like to take a shot at being king and then compare. King has some big upsides to being a regular man. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:27:39 PM EDT
[#24]
I mean you could quite easily just declare whatever you want by order of the king and then it's done for you.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:28:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not quite a penis holder story. . . . . BUT A couple years back I was in Manila at a place called Cowboy Grill. My group was sitting right next to three elderly Japanese businessmen who each had a prostitute. At one point in the night I walked into the bathroom and one of the Japanese businessman was taking a piss in the urinal while the younger girl was standing behind him on a little foot stool giving him a back massage. I guess don't knock it till I try it lol Should hear what goes on at the soapies. Fairly benign “pampering” if you ask me. Some entertainer riders are way more diva than that. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:29:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Should hear what goes on at the soapies. Fairly benign “pampering” if you ask me. Some entertainer riders are way more diva than that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not quite a penis holder story. . . . . BUT A couple years back I was in Manila at a place called Cowboy Grill. My group was sitting right next to three elderly Japanese businessmen who each had a prostitute. At one point in the night I walked into the bathroom and one of the Japanese businessman was taking a piss in the urinal while the younger girl was standing behind him on a little foot stool giving him a back massage. I guess don't knock it till I try it lol Should hear what goes on at the soapies. Fairly benign “pampering” if you ask me. Some entertainer riders are way more diva than that. Soap operas? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:30:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That fucking thing? Hell, I've got seven of them on a back shelf in my guest closet. That's an ass ball.. not the same |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:30:46 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait a sec... are you suggesting the Left doesn't rage about royalty and inherited titles and wealth in general? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This is actually a very educational thread. You know how the left likes to rage about the white privilege in this country? Well, its a joke. Its not here. In fact, people came here to get away from European "white privilege." And the Brits invented it. How come they don't rage about that? See his Royal attire? Just the "crown jewels" alone in all the kings and queens crowns, scepters, orbs, etc. are worth between $4 to $6 billion! Wait a sec... are you suggesting the Left doesn't rage about royalty and inherited titles and wealth in general? Not necessarily Bohr. But I didn't see anyone burning down Burger Kings in protest of the aristocracy. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:34:48 PM EDT
[#29]
I do not understand the mindset of people who worship them simply because they were born
I just don't get it. That family is the largest landowner in the world. Not the British govt, the king. What the frick |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:34:52 PM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, he’s a twat.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:34:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: At one point the King of England claimed also to be King of France, thus the Hundred Years War 1337 to 1453. And GD thinks futzing around in Iraq and Afghanistan for 20 years is a forever war. Shhh.. we need no fancy lesson here |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:36:42 PM EDT
[#32]
How did he get to be King then?
I didn't vote for him. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:36:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With hard work comes lots of rewards, a lot of jealousy in this thread. Hard work? What hard work do they do? And yes, I'm jealous of people who literally never struggle. They'll want for nothing, they do what they want, can have whatever they want. Fot nothing. For being born, nothing more |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:36:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I do not understand the mindset of people who worship them simply because they were born I just don't get it. That family is the largest landowner in the world. Not the British govt, the king. What the frick Everyone knows that guy sucks. I just want to have all the stuff he does and have penis holder competitions. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:37:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know someone who was in the Navy for 32 years and at one point in his service was aboard a Royal Navy ship for a number of months with Charles, they jogged together every morning. He said at that point he was a fairly down to earth person who had a ton of great stories. 32yrs in the US Navy and then did some Med tour with prince..? What admirals wife did he fuck..? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:37:57 PM EDT
[#36]
So?
Are we to expect the english royal family to be anything but? Not like they do anything. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:39:54 PM EDT
[#37]
When you're that rich and inbred, you're pampered.
Why's this a surprise? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:40:58 PM EDT
[#38]
You see that movie Coming to America?
Man if I was the King thats how it’d be. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:41:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is that ball thing? And the book was written by Scooby-Doo? Looks to be the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:41:58 PM EDT
[#40]
Did anyone expect him to be some sort of man of the people?
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:43:37 PM EDT
[#41]
I doubt anything that comes from the cunt markle’s camp.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:48:07 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You could have fresh brand new socks every day think how great that would be That's a pretty achievable life goal. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:49:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a pretty achievable life goal. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You could have fresh brand new socks every day think how great that would be That's a pretty achievable life goal. Yeah but that's just one small thing on top of all the other crazy stuff you could do |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:49:26 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Also had a guy hold his cock and the jar when he needed a piss test allegedly He dreams of being Camilla's tampon........yes, he said that |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:50:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would be Caligula, but with really fat chicks. Hell yes! I would need to be on antibiotics just from eating fat girl ass! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Meh. If you as a society find a monarch to be acceptable, quit bitching. Monarch's gonna monarch. make me king with unlimited funding and I'll probably have people do mundane stupid things for me too. It's the nature of man. I would be Caligula, but with really fat chicks. Hell yes! I would need to be on antibiotics just from eating fat girl ass! What have you done with Midcap? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:52:52 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The Kings lineage isn't even accurate. I watched some show a few years ago. The real genetic King lives down in Australia somewhere and drives a beer truck or something. He might be a Plantagenet. That's just based on my fuzzy memory. I am sure someone here has better details. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I also see two fleur-de-lis in his crown. Did a frenchie sneak into the Royal feather bed sometime back in history? At one point the King of England claimed also to be King of France, thus the Hundred Years War 1337 to 1453. And GD thinks futzing around in Iraq and Afghanistan for 20 years is a forever war. William the Conqueror actually came from France. The English crown had claims to France for about 700 years and they had multiple wars marriages etc. I think they gave it up finally around the mid 1700s. People on here don’t seem to know he has no real power. Pretty much a tourist attraction and goodwill generator now. The Kings lineage isn't even accurate. I watched some show a few years ago. The real genetic King lives down in Australia somewhere and drives a beer truck or something. He might be a Plantagenet. That's just based on my fuzzy memory. I am sure someone here has better details.  Is Britain's Real Monarch Living in Australia? |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:52:56 PM EDT
[#47]
He should be wearing plate armor atop a destrier as God intended, not simping for parliment and globalism. |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:53:21 PM EDT
[#48]
Bring back Jack Ketch.
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:54:45 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He should be wearing plate armor atop a destrier as God intended, not simping for parliment and globalism. Yeah I mean I don't get why he doesn't do that. I would do that |
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Posted: 11/26/2023 3:57:35 PM EDT
[#50]
It's good to be king. It requires a bunch of willing peasants though.
What's even sadder is that the UK has no desire to rid itself of kings. They just want a different set. |
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