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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:41:54 PM EST
[#1]
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I was thinking Gay Nighclub Hamburglar, or Hamburglar Pool Boy. Creeptastic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He looks like a masked pedophile I was thinking Gay Nighclub Hamburglar, or Hamburglar Pool Boy. Creeptastic. It looks like McDonalds just found out what ordering from their restaurant is like. They ordered a Hamburglar and got a turdburglar instead. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:43:05 PM EST
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I boycot them because they refuse to take 100 euro bills.
Fuck em |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:43:40 PM EST
[#3]
Used to go to school with a kid that said "robble robble" all the time. Hoped to never hear it again.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:44:33 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Poor McDonalds, paid for a Hamburglar and got a turdburglar instead. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He looks like a masked pedophile I was thinking Gay Nighclub Hamburglar, or Hamburglar Pool Boy. Creeptastic. Poor McDonalds, paid for a Hamburglar and got a turdburglar instead. Bunch of libtards sitting around a conference room looking at all the options the ad agency presented. "We need to embrace the gay community more and show our LGBT street creed" Let's pick gay boy hamburgler. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:44:53 PM EST
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Bet he'll pull a hamburger out of his prison purse 
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:45:00 PM EST
[#6]
Looks more like the HamDiddler than the Hamburgler.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:46:50 PM EST
[#7]
Wow, Thats a terrible idea.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:48:37 PM EST
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I'm sure if they posted a group picture of the marketing team that came up with this joke, it would all make sense.
Maybe they should put some effort into making a burger that doesn't taste like cardboard. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:50:25 PM EST
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They made a movie long ago about the new hamburglar. It was called Cabin Boy.
I prefer Hardee's and BK myself. Better selections. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:50:30 PM EST
[#10]
A hamburger neckbearder
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:51:36 PM EST
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Sales in San Fran should increase Sales of Butt Bandits 12 DVD's anyway. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:52:39 PM EST
[#12]
It finally got so bad that all I could eat there was ham and biscuit. They dropped ham and biscuit.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:52:55 PM EST
[#13]
McDonald's has one good thing on their menu. Breakfast steak bangle. Sadly those bastards don't sell them west of the Rockies
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:54:21 PM EST
[#14]
Justin Timberlake has really gone down hill
So, why can't McDonalds just stop washing their foods in vats of ammonia and have good food without the chemical "my body hates me for what I just did" after taste? |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:55:38 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to go to school with a kid that said "robble robble" all the time. Hoped to never hear it again. They are actually using the hashtag #robblerobble as the official tag for this disaster |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:55:48 PM EST
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Quoted: Apparently the solution to an obsolete fast food restaurant with shitty food, dropping sales, market share, and stock prices, is to revamp one of its creepy characters from the 70s. "We felt it was time to debut a new look for the Hamburglar after he’s been out of the public eye all these years,” Joel Yashinsky, McDonald’s’ Vice President of U.S. Marketing said in a statement first reported in Mashable. "He’s had some time to grow up a bit and has been busy raising a family in the suburbs and his look has evolved over time.”  http://img1.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2015/05/06/06-hamburglar-new.w529.h352.2x.jpg http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/05/mcdonalds-hamburglar-mascot2.jpg Wow...McDonald's new CEO is really on top of this turnaround. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:56:04 PM EST
[#17]
thats a dateline candidate right there....
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:56:37 PM EST
[#18]
they replaced the chubby cartoon character with a hipster POS
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:56:39 PM EST
[#19]
Need to serve Egg Mc Muffins all day long!
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:56:58 PM EST
[#20]
He looks like a real McAsshole.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 4:57:21 PM EST
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:03:26 PM EST
[#22]
This is fairly repulsive to my demographic.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:04:45 PM EST
[#23]
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Any Chik-Filed-A here is packed at lunch time. McDonald's, a ghost town. Sonic is beating out McDonald's here. The only thing McDonald's has going for it locally is breakfast. If it wasn't for that, they would shut down. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here's a concept, how bout having decent food at a decent price. Some great service along with cleaner restaurants and not the need to take an English to Spainish dictionary just to place a fucking order. You know that Chick-FIL-A place seems to be kicking ass as of late and the food is only part of it. Granted the Cows are pretty damn good marketing but that's not what makes Chick-FIL-A the powerhouse it is. Any Chik-Filed-A here is packed at lunch time. McDonald's, a ghost town. Sonic is beating out McDonald's here. The only thing McDonald's has going for it locally is breakfast. If it wasn't for that, they would shut down. Not to mention Sonic's burgers are better. Agreed, Breakfest probably isolates them some as it's still a decent fast-food b'fest, especially with kids that want pancakes. Chick-FIL-A owns Breakfest for fast-food places, it's not even remotely close IMO. Last time I ate at a Mc'D's, the cheeseburger was tasteless and grease-soaked. If you're like me and don't like condiments loaded up on my food, there's so many better tasting choices for equal money. Add into that I feel I need to scrub down in sanitizing gel when I leave but considering my last money spent there was a few years ago, I solved my own problem. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:06:29 PM EST
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Hamburglar NO Hamburglaring, Hamburglar NO Hamburglaring, Hamburglar NO Hamburglaring. Swiper NO Swiping! 
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:07:45 PM EST
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Homeless dude is the new hamburgler?
What they need to do is to revamp their food to introduce healthier stuff and not that phony sh*t they call food. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:09:04 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Homeless dude is the new hamburgler? What they need to do is to revamp their food to introduce healthier stuff and not that phony sh*t they call food. They need to admit they are a fast food junk food empire and do that to perfection. They will never be anything but that. Just because they have a bunch of Starbucks sipping hipsters working in corporate doesn't change that fact. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:10:22 PM EST
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:10:44 PM EST
[#28]
New marketing bullshit isn't going to fix the arches major problem: A public perception of suckage that the chain has done absolutely nothing to fix. The problem is, actually fixing the suck will cost money, which they don't want to spend. So expect more and more gimmicks.
Shitty employees, shitty food (except breakfast and fries). Breakfast and fries isn't enough. Enforce some quality standards on the franchises, and make the food good. We are in the middle of a foodie revolution, with quality options on every corner. No longer will standard McDonalds fare cut it. In-and-Out manages to do pretty well selling burgers. The market is there. Sell what it wants. ETA: This isn't to say that they should not be an unhealthy fast food place. They just need to make unhealthy fast food not suck. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:13:02 PM EST
[#29]
The original mascots.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:15:39 PM EST
[#30]
So the Hamburgaler turned into the Turdburgaler.
 . congrats McDees. How very 2015 of you.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:16:52 PM EST
[#31]
Only thing I eat there is breakfast. Ones around here seem pretty busy to me.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:17:09 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So the Hamburgaler turned into the Turdburgaler. . congrats McDees. How very 2015 of you. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:19:44 PM EST
[#33]
#blackburglersmatter
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:23:05 PM EST
[#34]
My son-in laws dad started the McDonalds breakfast "menu/idea" back when.
He owned a McDonalds in Bemidji MN back in the day and wanted to capitalize on the crowds that show up for the raceway major events and serve them breakfasts. If I remember right he served scrambled eggs and English muffins or toast, I don't remember. It caught on huge and corporate paid attention. He never got a kudos or a pat on the back or even a well done much less any compensation. He sold that store and now owns three McDonalds west of the twin cities and makes good cake. Great guy and spends 3/4 of the year on hunting trips. Both my daughters managed stores for him and it was a great learning experience for them. They both now own and manage their own business because of the experience. I don't eat the food because of my diet but there are opportunities for kids that want to work. As far as this new campaign they might want to consult my son-in-laws dad again. 
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:23:26 PM EST
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Someone needs to photoshop FBHO's ugly face into this Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Apparently the solution to an obsolete fast food restaurant with shitty food, dropping sales, market share, and stock prices, is to revamp one of its creepy characters from the 70s. "We felt it was time to debut a new look for the Hamburglar after he’s been out of the public eye all these years,” Joel Yashinsky, McDonald’s’ Vice President of U.S. Marketing said in a statement first reported in Mashable. "He’s had some time to grow up a bit and has been busy raising a family in the suburbs and his look has evolved over time.” <a href="http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/05/06/hamburglar.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/05/06/hamburglar.jpg</a> http://img1.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2015/05/06/06-hamburglar-new.w529.h352.2x.jpg http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/05/mcdonalds-hamburglar-mascot2.jpg Wow...McDonald's new CEO is really on top of this turnaround. Someone needs to photoshop FBHO's ugly face into this Call it a "McRectum" |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:25:55 PM EST
[#36]
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So they plucked an average Joe off the street in SF? You mean they are using McFags to bait the rest of the gays to buy those suck ass burgers? 
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:27:16 PM EST
[#37]
Fuck McDonald's...Nasty ass shit!
Need to bring back Grimace and Mayor McCheese....... |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:28:32 PM EST
[#38]
Grimace was a pretty creepy character as it was already.
They have eclipsed that by several magnitudes of order. To the point that you wonder where the special sauce is coming from. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:29:30 PM EST
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No way this is real. Just no way.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:30:56 PM EST
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Grimace was a pretty creepy character as it was already. They have eclipsed that by several magnitudes of order. To the point that you wonder where the special sauce is coming from. McBirdie the early bird is twiddling her flute over your burger..... |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:30:57 PM EST
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Fuck McDonald's...Nasty ass shit! Need to bring back Grimace and Mayor McCheese....... As I understand it many of the old 70's characters like the mayor, the cop and the pirate cannot be used anymore due to a lawsuit filed by Sid and Marty Kroft. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:32:32 PM EST
[#42]
This kind of crap is the reason there is the term "Turd-Burglar".
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:35:18 PM EST
[#43]
Does he use burgers to lure in unsuspecting kids? Does he drive a van?
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:37:09 PM EST
[#44]
I guess the Madison Avenue answer to everything nowadays is "make it hipster, then everyone in the targeted demographic will buy into it."
How fucking unoriginal and dull and pointless. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:38:45 PM EST
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This is fairly repulsive to my demographic. It's actually pretty amusing... The African American 24/7 Black demographic didn't pan out for them, so they are going after the gay white trash meth addict demographic. It was the logical next step. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:39:51 PM EST
[#46]
Bring back the fries fried in beef tallow, Jesus Christ, they probably have 50 MBA's pouring over spreadsheets and shit when all they have to do is hit random McDs at lunch time and try to order.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:42:08 PM EST
[#47]
I actually like the Bacon Clubhouse burger but in the marketplace of $7 combos it can't compete very well.
I only go there if I'm riding with someone else who is going there or I have a coupon. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:43:06 PM EST
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What's next, hiring Arfcom's own cross-dressing pirate as the new Captain Crook? 
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:43:13 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Grimace was a pretty creepy character as it was already. They have eclipsed that by several magnitudes of order. To the point that you wonder where the special sauce is coming from.  |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:44:47 PM EST
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I actually like the Bacon Clubhouse burger but in the marketplace of $7 combos it can't compete very well. I only go there if I'm riding with someone else who is going there or I have a coupon. Kaley Cuoco could be paid millions to wipe the buns across her gash.. I still wouldn't eat that shit! |
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