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Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:08:26 PM EDT
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Then just drive the damned thing to where the storm isn't at!
Come on dude, this is not rocket surgery!
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Yeah! Matt Damon did it!
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:11:19 PM EDT
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I want to know how much commission you made on selling it to NASA and did you offer them the Extended warranty
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None of this would be happening if they would have sprung for the Tru-Coat.

Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:14:59 PM EDT
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I don't really believe this.
Considering the considerable cost of putting the rovers up there, they wanted a LOT for the taxpayers' money.
They sold it to us as a 90-day mission as a "cost-cutting" feature.. then, when the rovers exceeded their life span, they said "They're too valuable to let them just rot up there! Give us more money to study the planet!"
Which, actually... I don't mind.
It's better than Obama's mission for NASA.
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

Oh wait, Islamic outreach or something along those lines. FBHO
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:20:24 PM EDT
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It is in no possible way a bomb. The plutonium 238 isotope in the RTG only breaks down by alpha decay. A sheet of paper will stop alpha particles. It cannot reach criticality.
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At the launch they made a big, long announcement about what we were supposed to do in case the rocket blew up on liftoff in order to avoid radioactive contamination.

Most interesting part of that was that they were still reading off their script when the countdown hit zero and the thing started heading up. Oops. Might have wanted to start reading that about five minutes earlier.

Oh well. Nothing happened and we had already been given a printed copy in our information packets.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:21:06 PM EDT
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Yeah, that steering delay is a bitch though...
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All that money spent on it and it only goes .113636 mph??? WTF is that all about?
Yeah, that steering delay is a bitch though...
They mostly rely on waypoints.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:23:52 PM EDT
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

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Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:34:12 PM EDT
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All that money spent on it and it only goes .113636 mph??? WTF is that all about?
Yeah, that steering delay is a bitch though...
They mostly rely on waypoints.
Wait.... GPS works on Mars?
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 5:35:29 PM EDT
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Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
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Yup, worst president ever. On so many levels.

Hey, could we send him to Mars? One way? He can take his woookie too.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 6:29:39 PM EDT
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Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

Oh wait, Islamic outreach or something along those lines. FBHO
Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
I was on Ares.

But now I'm on SLS so,,,,,.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 6:32:34 PM EDT
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It was a design that was specced to last 90 days that turned into 14 years.  If that isn't a job well done, I don't know what is. "Last longer" has to have an end at some point.  The rover (if it dies now or in the future) is an overwhelmingly massive success.
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1) Buy $5 watch in checkout line
2) Wear it continuously for 60 years, subjecting it to impact, water immersion, and abuse.
3) When it finally dies, bitch on the internet about retarded designers who didn't include a removable back.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 6:37:26 PM EDT
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Wait.... GPS works on Mars?
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All that money spent on it and it only goes .113636 mph??? WTF is that all about?
Yeah, that steering delay is a bitch though...
They mostly rely on waypoints.
Wait.... GPS works on Mars?
I have no idea how they do it (not my area of expertise) but I know they pick out coordinates somehow and move the rover from point-to-point with the ability to override if they spot something they want to take a closer look at.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 6:38:50 PM EDT
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Can't we send Matt Damon over to sweep it off and save it?
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 7:44:36 PM EDT
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I want to know how much commission you made on selling it to NASA and did you offer them the Extended warranty
None of this would be happening if they would have sprung for the Tru-Coat.

Everyone should have a Excellent sense of Humor like you
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 7:47:27 PM EDT
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Any chance of her coming back at this point?
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 7:55:34 PM EDT
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Yes.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 7:57:19 PM EDT
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Who does he think he is?? Matt Damon?
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:07:40 PM EDT
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We did. He used standard units instead of metric. He missed.

It wasn't pretty.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:08:23 PM EDT
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Everyone should have a Excellent sense of Humor like you
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I want to know how much commission you made on selling it to NASA and did you offer them the Extended warranty
None of this would be happening if they would have sprung for the Tru-Coat.

Everyone should have a Excellent sense of Humor like you
Dagger41 had the supply contract.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:12:48 PM EDT
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The design and build team for that thing deserves a ton of credit, as do the operators who have been finding creative workarounds for broken down systems to keep it running this long.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:21:57 PM EDT
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kind of off topic, but will the latest bit of news about organic matter and methane found on Mars be enough incentive to fast track another mission, one which could retrieve deeper subsurface samples and determine how the methane is being generated.  for those who have insight on the politics of funding these missions, are the findings low or high priority? also, moons like Enceladus  and Europa are also prime candidates for possible life, are they also given priority status?
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:24:14 PM EDT
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Note to next generation Rover designers...

It would be Boss to have a System to clear dust off those solar panels...
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A small tank and pump connected to nozzles that could blast air over them perhaps.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:56:42 PM EDT
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Why cant they just pick it up? I mean it is in Utah.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 8:57:02 PM EDT
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A small tank and pump connected to nozzles that could blast air over them perhaps.
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Note to next generation Rover designers...

It would be Boss to have a System to clear dust off those solar panels...
A small tank and pump connected to nozzles that could blast air over them perhaps.
None of this would help the current situation.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 9:01:18 PM EDT
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I'm not crying, you're crying.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 9:02:04 PM EDT
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kind of off topic, but will the latest bit of news about organic matter and methane found on Mars be enough incentive to fast track another mission, one which could retrieve deeper subsurface samples and determine how the methane is being generated.  for those who have insight on the politics of funding these missions, are the findings low or high priority? also, moons like Enceladus  and Europa are also prime candidates for possible life, are they also given priority status?
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Mars 2020 is already in the works (and horribly behind schedule).

I warned them at our first meeting, but JPL just got pissy at me for telling them.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 9:04:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/14/2018 10:42:41 PM EDT
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That was shot down 2 pages ago.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 10:44:59 PM EDT
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That was shot down 2 pages ago.
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That was shot down 2 pages ago.
Or just a radiothermal generator pellet or two to keep the interior warm without worrying about generating energy.

Kharn
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 10:46:05 PM EDT
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I'd trade our entire welfare budget to bring it back home.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 11:04:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/14/2018 11:41:09 PM EDT
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These engineers need to design the wall.
Link Posted: 6/14/2018 11:46:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/14/2018 11:56:53 PM EDT
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When I first found out that Curiosity was rolling on 20s I tried to talk one of the JPL project leads to add spinners.

He wouldn't go for that, but just think of how totally cool that would have looked in the footage that got beamed back to earth!!!

It would have been worth the weight penalty.

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Apparently you did give him  ideas. Instead we got jpl jpl jpl jpl...
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 12:15:34 AM EDT
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Damn NASA, you couldn't spring the extra Tree Fiddy for a Roomba attachment.

Link Posted: 6/15/2018 7:40:35 AM EDT
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Apparently you did give him  ideas. Instead we got jpl jpl jpl jpl...
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When I first found out that Curiosity was rolling on 20s I tried to talk one of the JPL project leads to add spinners.

He wouldn't go for that, but just think of how totally cool that would have looked in the footage that got beamed back to earth!!!

It would have been worth the weight penalty.

Apparently you did give him  ideas. Instead we got jpl jpl jpl jpl...
Which was a major coup for JPL, normally they would have been required to use "NASA" or gibberish instead instead of promoting only a component laboratory. They didn't point out the meaning of the pattern to anyone until after launch.

Kharn
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 7:51:58 AM EDT
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Interesting story. It should be hidden a little better though in case the Mars Rover makes it through.
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 8:08:27 AM EDT
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Which was a major coup for JPL, normally they would have been required to use "NASA" or gibberish instead instead of promoting only a component laboratory. They didn't point out the meaning of the pattern to anyone until after launch.

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Not true. I knew it pre-launch.
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 8:30:34 AM EDT
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Adds weight and complexity that does not add to the mission.

This rover's spec was for 90 days, it's gone 50x times that requirement - looks like they didn't need a way to clear off the solar panel.
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I think the point everyone is trying to make is that we now know a 5000+ day mission is feasible.  So what steps should be taken to facilitate survival of a future design.

No one is saying "OMG stupid engineers did not putting wipers on the rover and it died!"...
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 9:22:56 AM EDT
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I was on Ares.

But now I'm on SLS so,,,,,.
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

Oh wait, Islamic outreach or something along those lines. FBHO
Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
I was on Ares.

But now I'm on SLS so,,,,,.
@Pangea
I worked shuttle and Ares
I support EGS, SLS, and payloads now
Went to MAF a couple months ago to look at the tubes in the pit of misery
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 9:53:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/15/2018 10:15:30 AM EDT
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I worked shuttle and Ares
I support EGS, SLS, and payloads now
Went to MAF a couple months ago to look at the tubes in the pit of misery
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

Oh wait, Islamic outreach or something along those lines. FBHO
Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
I was on Ares.

But now I'm on SLS so,,,,,.
@Pangea
I worked shuttle and Ares
I support EGS, SLS, and payloads now
Went to MAF a couple months ago to look at the tubes in the pit of misery
Small world, huh?

I was at MAF on ET from '95-'99. Haven't been back since though I now support them.

I worked on Shuttle ET, Delta II, Delta IV, ARES, and now SLS.  Hope it keeps going for a few years.
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 12:35:01 PM EDT
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Small world, huh?

I was at MAF on ET from '95-'99. Haven't been back since though I now support them.

I worked on Shuttle ET, Delta II, Delta IV, ARES, and now SLS.  Hope it keeps going for a few years.
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Obama had a mission for NASA?

Oh wait, Islamic outreach or something along those lines. FBHO
Yep. I was working on the Orion program when he cancelled it. Fuckhead.
I was on Ares.

But now I'm on SLS so,,,,,.
@Pangea
I worked shuttle and Ares
I support EGS, SLS, and payloads now
Went to MAF a couple months ago to look at the tubes in the pit of misery
Small world, huh?

I was at MAF on ET from '95-'99. Haven't been back since though I now support them.

I worked on Shuttle ET, Delta II, Delta IV, ARES, and now SLS.  Hope it keeps going for a few years.
Very small world.
I may be going to MAF again soon.
Will be awesome to stack this big bitch!
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 12:35:34 PM EDT
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Welcome to ARFCOM.  Got any Legos?
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 1:10:17 PM EDT
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I worked shuttle and Ares
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It sounds like you have a pretty damned cool job!
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 1:12:08 PM EDT
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Plenty of people in this thread are implying that.  It's like they didn't read the article.
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It’s also possible that some people here are just messing around, being GD and such.
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 1:18:22 PM EDT
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I did too, had some strange dreams for several weeks about a Martian princess.
Link Posted: 6/15/2018 3:52:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/15/2018 4:30:06 PM EDT
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Lynn Collins is hot.
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It sounds like you have a pretty damned cool job!
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I worked shuttle and Ares
I support EGS, SLS, and payloads now
Went to MAF a couple months ago to look at the tubes in the pit of misery
It sounds like you have a pretty damned cool job!
You couldn't run me off with a shitty mop!
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