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Posted: 7/23/2019 11:43:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2019 11:52:25 PM EDT
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If only she'd made good on her original to have him charged with theft, we'd have a signed confession from her on trespassing and illegal signage. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Good luck trying to get a county attorney to prosecute without either a signed ct warning or being witnessed by an officer or deputy.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 2:33:42 AM EDT
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You bet! Op owns a house with loads of feral cats. He goes out and sees someone put up Bernie 2020 posters on his land next to the lake. He goes to confront them and they appear to be a bunch of Asian women scantily clad making repetitive movements. He wonders if his wife is cheating on him since her panties smell like cum and she hasn't eaten in 27 days. Suddenly in flies this oddly shaped sweet potato along with 3 pit bulls. He see's a snek (not what it appears to be) and get's his .22 Nazi Mauser and proceeds to assault his significant other with a laptop. The rest should be pretty clear. ETA @CLICKBANGBANG My hat is off to you good Sir. Sincere thanks is given. Bravo! |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:05:31 AM EDT
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Isn't op the guy who went to war with uhaul because they were parking trucks in his empty lot? How many empty lots does op operate? Not at many as my high school and college buddy. He actually owns parking lots where you have to PAY TO PARK at all the good spots where idiots $40 to park for 6 hours. Wish I was that smart. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:06:45 AM EDT
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Op owns empty lots for the sole purpose of generating amusing GD threads. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:08:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe ARFCOM could have a gofundme, so that he can buy more empty lots!  |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:10:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You might want to look up some of his older posts. This is mild, and almost certainly for real. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:11:34 AM EDT
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In for pics of milf, mangled sign, low IQ boyfriend, police report, or napalm strike. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:17:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Look into storage units. Large ones that are big enough for motor homes. DO NOT consider the small unit facilities. The large ones get long term tenants and are cash cows that require very little maintenance, especially in your climate. You’re welcome. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:18:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you wear socks and Sandals? Doesn’t the sandals fall off easily? |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:20:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With a little planning you could have run them ragged for weeks. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:24:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 22 signs on a lot approximately 200' square seems crazy enough to me. And besides that, OP has plenty of experience with trespassers and a friendly 'go away' has never worked well for him. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:26:13 AM EDT
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And realtor Courtney Milfcox's concern is now about being an accessory to a terroristic threat via telephone. Class B misdemeanor in Texas. I don't know how HPD works (I suspect not very well) but if you took this to the local PD in my area with a recording of the conversation and presumably caller ID info, they would follow up on it. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:26:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She has a lease payment on her Mercedes CUV coming up soon. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:28:23 AM EDT
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OP, you should have just mowed them down. That is what I do. They they are mainly, the I will buy your house type of signs. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:30:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The wire part of the signs will damage your blades and the paper part will be shredded all over his lot if he did that.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:34:13 AM EDT
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I still want to know what the total call count is so far. Business line, not sure since different people answer and take messages, but they got pretty annoyed by her, so they pretend to take messages and hang up on her. Have not looked at the caller id on the business line yet. My employees think she is either one of those realtors that constantly badger people (because I am know to rent houses in the area, realtors constantly call or show up with their sales pitch) or they thing I am planning to sell something and she may have pissed me off and is trying to save the sale. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:38:01 AM EDT
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UPDATE
Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 5:54:58 AM EDT
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 6:02:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: we putting together an ARFcom dumpster defense squad? |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 6:27:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There used to be pics of an Arfcommer camouflaged as garbage. It was a long time ago, but was hilarious. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 6:31:02 AM EDT
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 6:46:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Send her an invoice for removal and storage fees. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 7:02:26 AM EDT
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 7:05:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @M15A2 I've seen those. I was thinking more of the Shockwave equipped dumpster defender father/son duo. 
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Posted: 7/24/2019 7:12:37 AM EDT
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we putting together an ARFcom dumpster defense squad? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 7:28:31 AM EDT
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Go grab one of her photo signs from the dumpster before trash pickup in case you decide to do an Arfcom version of Flat Stanley.
I volunteer to take a photo of it on a Long Island beach |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 7:48:57 AM EDT
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Go grab one of her photo signs from the dumpster before trash pickup in case you decide to do an Arfcom version of Flat Stanley. I volunteer to take a photo of it on a Long Island beach |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:00:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Booking photos obtained from DPS Website. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13400/Hooker_png-1027231.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13400/Hooker_2_png-1027232.JPG |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:18:46 AM EDT
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Were they visiting Houston from Detroit? |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:21:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Several. Not at many as my high school and college buddy. He actually owns parking lots where you have to PAY TO PARK at all the good spots where idiots $40 to park for 6 hours. Wish I was that smart. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:24:10 AM EDT
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How to File a Complaint
If she requires a license and you file a complaint and she looses license, she won't need the signs any more :-) |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:46:36 AM EDT
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Go grab one of her photo signs from the dumpster before trash pickup in case you decide to do an Arfcom version of Flat Stanley. I volunteer to take a photo of it on a Long Island beach |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 8:59:00 AM EDT
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 9:31:02 AM EDT
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If OP wants to get me one of those signs, I can have family bring it to the Netherlands next week and photo it in front of a windmill. Just a thought. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 9:59:35 AM EDT
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@M15A2 I've seen those. I was thinking more of the Shockwave equipped dumpster defender father/son duo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: There used to be pics of an Arfcommer camouflaged as garbage. It was a long time ago, but was hilarious. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 10:16:22 AM EDT
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That'd be awesome. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If OP wants to get me one of those signs, I can have family bring it to the Netherlands next week and photo it in front of a windmill. Just a thought. 
And then somebody else get one of those things to Bangkok. Leaving them in the dumpster is a missed opportunity for years of fun. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 10:19:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nah. She'd probably love that and use it in her marketing. Instead, take a For Sale sign with her picture down to the red light district in Amsterdam and put it in front of one of the places with a hooker in the window. That's a Kodak moment.
And then somebody else get one of those things to Bangkok. Leaving them in the dumpster is a missed opportunity for years of fun.
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Posted: 7/24/2019 10:21:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nah. She'd probably love that and use it in her marketing. Instead, take a For Sale sign with her picture down to the red light district in Amsterdam and put it in front of one of the places with a hooker in the window. That's a Kodak moment.
And then somebody else get one of those things to Bangkok. Leaving them in the dumpster is a missed opportunity for years of fun. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 10:24:55 AM EDT
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Literally as the garbage truck is leaving, call the lady back. Tell her you just got her messages and would be happy to return her signs....but Quote HistoryQuoted:
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 10:43:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: we putting together an ARFcom dumpster defense squad? |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 11:04:35 AM EDT
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Nope, own these lots were a excuse to own a heavy duty pickup truck, trailer, and a Kubota. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Op owns empty lots for the sole purpose of generating amusing GD threads. 
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Posted: 7/24/2019 11:45:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HPD does not give you a police report. They just give you a little piece of paper with the case number and type of crime committed. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 11:53:02 AM EDT
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The SUV was a BMW. Not sure of the model since there are too many now, but it was smaller than a X5. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: She has a lease payment on her Mercedes CUV coming up soon. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:27:14 PM EDT
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IN. This thread definitely has potential... |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:31:55 PM EDT
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zzzzzz
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:34:01 PM EDT
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Were they visiting Houston from Detroit? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Booking photos obtained from DPS Website. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13400/Hooker_png-1027231.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13400/Hooker_2_png-1027232.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:46:08 PM EDT
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What happened to civility? What happened to just being nice when it's the easiest path? OK, realtor was in the wrong assuming property was OK to use. As it is a vacant lot not hard to imagine that concept. And maybe she is new and her boss told her to put the signs there. Who knows? OP? He doesn't know cause he won't even man up and act like an adult and discuss it with them on the phone. OP is not nice. He could have nipped it in the bud. Plus, so far as I can tell has suffered no harm from the signs. Why be a dick? just because you can? I could see it if he did tell her not to post the signs and she ignored him. Did that happen? Cause if not this is petty no way around it. Just be aware realtors talk and if OP ever needs one he may have issues. You don't get to decide what that is for someone else's property. If the owner doesn't want signs, you don't get to whinge and say "But I'm causing any harm!!" and it's suddenly ok. |
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:47:59 PM EDT
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UPDATE Nothing really has transpired since the last contact from the guy calling my cell phone. Think this has really blown off. HOWEVER TO THE GOOD PART. WASTE MANAGEMENT IS GOING TO COME BY AND EMPTY MY DUMPSTER TODAY
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Posted: 7/24/2019 12:48:26 PM EDT
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When assholes collide. 26 pages of drama all because you couldn't pick up the phone and call the number on the sign and tell them to remove them. Awesome.
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