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Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:13 PM EDT
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You really need to anchor those sex slings more securely, OP.
If you don't you're not going to have a good time.

Seriously, good luck with your recovery.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:33 PM EDT
[#2]
BTDT 30 years ago but a horse threw me into a fence at high speed.  Prepare to be on crutches for months after the surgery.

Oh and now my right hip is a barometer; I know the day before a storm arrives just how bad it's going to be by how much it aches.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:36 PM EDT
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Arf is allowed in the hospital? Last time I was in it was blocked and used data.
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In the world of fast phones and unlimited plans do people still worry about using data?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:36 PM EDT
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Yea happened at 4:10est. Couldn't get 911 till 5:20
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More than enough time to rub one out then.


Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:49 PM EDT
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Hope you have a full and speedy recovery OP.  

Do the PT.  Give it everything you got mentally and as much as they let you physically.  It will make it so much better when treatment is complete.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:59 PM EDT
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Oldest daughter got bucked of her horse and broke her pelvis in 2 places. Ended having surgery to repair one of the breaks. She is off the walker now and doing ok. Sucked for a while, best of luck to you
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I’m sorry to hear that. I hope she gets to 100%. Thank you!
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:46:05 PM EDT
[#7]
Covid strikes again.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:46:51 PM EDT
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Hope you have a full and speedy recovery OP.  

Do the PT.  Give it everything you got mentally and as much as they let you physically.  It will make it so much better when treatment is complete.
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Thank you! I will try.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:47:15 PM EDT
[#9]
They haven't given you the good pain meds?

Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:47:27 PM EDT
[#10]
Hope you heel up well.

One of my best friends broke his hip two years ago. Shattered that fucker. He fell off the utility body on his truck, pretty much seven feet to pavement and landed right on his hip. Phone was in the cab of his truck, door shut, and he was by himself. Had to drag himself up and open the door and call an ambulance.

Anyways, he had surgery and a rough couple month recovery but he’s pretty much fine now. Just wanted to let you know while it might be a rough road for a couple months you’ll get past it.

Godspeed
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:48:32 PM EDT
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Hips was a typo. Broke my right hip. Lost footing in the shower and came down like a sack of potatoes.
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Are you very skinny or very fat?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:48:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Fentanyl to get me out of the shower. Lower tab? (SP) and a little shot of morphine so far. I’m still sober as a judge and feel everything.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:49:40 PM EDT
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Are you very skinny or very fat?
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Yea. I’m a big boy.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:49:43 PM EDT
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Did your life alert save you?
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Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:50:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Were you fighting with another dude with your ass hanging out earlier today?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:50:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:50:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Oh dude that sucks.

I mean... Theres no way around it, that really sucks.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:50:45 PM EDT
[#18]
About 9 years ago I rescued an old guy from a dry ditch he'd fallen into while rolling out his garbage bin.  

He was a Para trouper that had dropped in behind Normandy and caught shrapnel soon thereafter so missed the fight across France.

Anyhoo, I got the old guy up on his feet and he limped back to his front door and up the steps and inside to call his daughter.

He'd broken his hip, and never made it back out of the hospital.  

I went to his funeral.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:50:48 PM EDT
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Were you fighting with another dude with your ass hanging out earlier today?
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I’m not sure why that’s relevant. Don’t tell me how to run my life.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:52:01 PM EDT
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lots of dark leafy greens are a better bet than milk if you want strong bones
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Popeye isn’t just a meme.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:52:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Too many Impossible Burgers?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:53:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Damn OP. Speedy recovery to you! Keep us posted.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:56:38 PM EDT
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Fentanyl to get me out of the shower. Lower tab? (SP) and a little shot of morphine so far. I’m still sober as a judge and feel everything.
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Your typing is much more accurate than I would have expected.  

I hope they fix you up all right and proper.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:56:46 PM EDT
[#24]
How big of a guy are you? For instance if you were on Match.com would you describe yourself as “curvy”?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:56:53 PM EDT
[#25]
So, are you Sgt Sugarcookie all grown up kinda fat ?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:58:43 PM EDT
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How big of a guy are you? For instance if you were on Match.com would you describe yourself as “curvy”?
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A few extra pounds.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:59:00 PM EDT
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About 9 years ago I rescued an old guy from a dry ditch he'd fallen into while rolling out his garbage bin.  

He was a Para trouper that had dropped in behind Normandy and caught shrapnel soon thereafter so missed the fight across France.

Anyhoo, I got the old guy up on his feet and he limped back to his front door and up the steps and inside to call his daughter.

He'd broken his hip, and never made it back out of the hospital.  

I went to his funeral.
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I've heard that when men break a hip past a certain age, it usually triggers a downward spiral into death.  

Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:04:59 PM EDT
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I've heard that when men break a hip past a certain age, it usually triggers a downward spiral into death.  

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Age 30?


Just kidding OP. I feel for you. Best of luck, and I wish you a speedy recovery.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:07:11 PM EDT
[#29]
Have they screened you for bone cancer yet?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:09:32 PM EDT
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I am a pretty big guy.
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Fat?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:12:46 PM EDT
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Thank you! I will try.
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Hope you have a full and speedy recovery OP.  

Do the PT.  Give it everything you got mentally and as much as they let you physically.  It will make it so much better when treatment is complete.

Thank you! I will try.

Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:12:50 PM EDT
[#32]
Shower chairs are a real thing op
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:12:55 PM EDT
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A few extra pounds.
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How big of a guy are you? For instance if you were on Match.com would you describe yourself as "curvy"?

A few extra pounds.

Jesus, stop being a woman.  Just tell us the truth, 5'8" and 280lbs.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:14:59 PM EDT
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i fell in the shower last year, landed neck first right into my sliding door. Was out of the gym for 3 months. If I wasn't in good shape I would have been dead on impact.

shower mats save lives
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Adhesive ducks work much better.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:17:01 PM EDT
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You got off easy.  I crashed on my dirt bike and broke my left hip in the middle of eastern Utah and had to ride out 20 miles.  Took me 4 hours
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:17:06 PM EDT
[#36]


Get well "soon" OP (it won't be soon regardless, but I wish you well as quickly as humanly possible)
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:18:15 PM EDT
[#37]
Ouch man. Prayers for quick recovery and all that. Maybe install a shower bar to hang onto
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:20:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Friend of mine fell getting from ladder to the roof broke his. He was back on the roof in six months. Keep your chin up
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:23:09 PM EDT
[#39]
I was going to ask what kind of motorcycle you own...
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:27:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Sport fucking in the shower is dangerous the older you get  !
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:27:26 PM EDT
[#41]
Jesus fuck.

That’s one of my biggest fears
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:31:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Everybody knows if you're jacking it in the shower you're supposed to have a shampoo bottle shoved up your butt.  For safety.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:31:50 PM EDT
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Especially if you make a habit of jerking off in there .
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:34:02 PM EDT
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Sorry man.

At least you're in the broken hip capital of the world, those docs seen it before.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:39:44 PM EDT
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pics of X rays?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:43:39 PM EDT
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"Broke my hip" is not definitive.

Did you 1. break the knob off your femur, 2. drive the knob through the socket in the pelvis, or 3. break that whole assembly off from the pelvis?

Details OP, details.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:47:03 PM EDT
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"Broke my hip" is not definitive.

Did you 1. break the knob off your femur, 2. drive the knob through the socket in the pelvis, or 3. break that whole assembly off from the pelvis?

Details OP, details.
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Some grim fucking details you're looking for

Best of luck with the healing Op!
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:49:04 PM EDT
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Damn near did the same thing last week, OP.  I'm 28.  I was laying out some cardboard floor protection on a concrete floor we had recently stained.  Had two paths arranged at a 90 degree angle, and I rounded the corner a little too fast.  My feet went up in the air, and I landed incredibly hard on my right hip/knee.  I just knew I broke something.  I began limping as the day went on but woke up the next morning with no soreness or bruising.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:49:09 PM EDT
[#49]
Sorry to hear that. Get well!
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 11:51:03 PM EDT
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I had a hip replaced at 35 because of a break.  It was about six weeks before I could walk without crutches.  My surgery did not go as planned.  It was a week before I could even get out of the hospital bed.
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