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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:44:03 PM EDT
[#1]
Dijon mustard and a paper thin red onion.
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:45:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dijon mustard and a paper thin red onion. It’s not a BLT then is it. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:45:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know what you guys see in Dukes. It's bland and tasteless. Hellmann's is better. Yup. Duke's is substandard. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:47:09 PM EDT
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I will say that MW only belongs on a fried baloney sandwich with cheese and deviled eggs. I keep it in the fridge just for those. Usually goes bad before I use it up.
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:48:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This may very well be the most accurate and correct FPNI ever. Miracle Whip is never the answer. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. This may very well be the most accurate and correct FPNI ever. Miracle Whip is never the answer. I third this |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:50:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Miracle Whip is some poor white trailer park trash shit.
 No More Mayo | Miracle Whip Documentary |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:51:15 PM EDT
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Strong.intense.tuxedo.clap.guy.gif |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:52:10 PM EDT
[#8]
Miracle whip is the nastiest. Blue Plate or Duke's if BP is not available.
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:53:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Miracle Whip BLT…you gonna chase that down with
a Tab? |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:55:41 PM EDT
[#10]
The real problem is finding a tomato worth eating this time of year
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:57:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Eww
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Posted: 12/16/2023 10:58:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: MW = Disgusting On a BLT, it gets a pass. Everything else it is crap. Something about the sweetness and the Smokey salty of the bacon, the maters and that green rabbit food shit. MW just works on a BLT. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:00:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:01:41 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s not a BLT then is it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dijon mustard and a paper thin red onion. It’s not a BLT then is it. I suppose not. But, its better. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:01:54 PM EDT
[#15]
*Sigh* Fucking heathens...
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:02:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: GTFO Dukes ftw I tried to like Dukes. It’s too vinegary. I grew up on MW and have no problem with it for anything. I prefer plain mayo for BLTs. I love Miracle Whip in some things, like Tuna Salad. I try not to yuck others yum though. Food tastes are very personal. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:03:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. 
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:04:16 PM EDT
[#18]
Gtfo
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:05:29 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote History . Try this . It is better than any store bought mayo .
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:07:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Miracle Whip is tasty.
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:09:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know what you guys see in Dukes. It's bland and tasteless. Hellmann's is better. This... Duke's is like the last option for us in the mayo aisle. It's bland and greasier than regular mayo. Hallman's isn't even the best and it definitely better than Dukes. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:14:33 PM EDT
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Agreed but dude, those tomato’s BLT season for me ended when I picked my last garden tomato’s. I just can’t seem to find any store bought that do a summer gourmet BLT justice. I just can’t to the pinkish white hot house tomato’s.
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:33:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Ugh
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:45:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How Dare You Sir  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't know what you guys see in Dukes. It's bland and tasteless. Hellmann's is better. How Dare You Sir Never tried it before this place raved on it. It just sucks. |
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:45:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Looks good OP
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Posted: 12/16/2023 11:56:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. Preach, Brother! |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:03:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GTFO Dukes ftw Mayo tastes like fermented sour cream. First time I ate mayo I was 15 when my grandma made me a ham sandwich with that crap in it. I thought it was Miracle Whip she was spreading on the bread and then I had to sit there and tell her how good her sandwich was while holding back the vomit. Mayo is some nasty ass shit!! |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:07:48 AM EDT
[#28]
I blame the public school system for this thread.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:08:29 AM EDT
[#29]
Miracle whip is garbage.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:41:01 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryLol I love that phrase |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:45:40 AM EDT
[#31]
Using hobo jizz instead of miracle whip might improve the taste, but I wouldn't eat either one.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:51:47 AM EDT
[#32]
“You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.”
-Steve Jobs |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:57:19 AM EDT
[#33]
I don't remember ever having Miracle Whip. I thought it was just a brand name for mayonnaise, like Clorox and bleach
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:03:39 AM EDT
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Sometimes I eat Miracle Whip sandwiches, just two slices of bread with a bunch of MW in between. Sometimes, I add American Cheese. (Kraft Deluxe).
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:04:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mayo tastes like fermented sour cream. First time I ate mayo I was 15 when my grandma made me a ham sandwich with that crap in it. I thought it was Miracle Whip she was spreading on the bread and then I had to sit there and tell her how good her sandwich was while holding back the vomit. Mayo is some nasty ass shit!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: GTFO Dukes ftw Mayo tastes like fermented sour cream. First time I ate mayo I was 15 when my grandma made me a ham sandwich with that crap in it. I thought it was Miracle Whip she was spreading on the bread and then I had to sit there and tell her how good her sandwich was while holding back the vomit. Mayo is some nasty ass shit!! Sorry your taste buds are broken! Not sure why you seem to know what fermented sour cream taste like! Next thing you will let me know is that cilantro tastes like soap. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:05:56 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't remember ever having Miracle Whip. I thought it was just a brand name for mayonnaise, like Clorox and bleach You think Clorox is mayonnaise? This explains so much.  
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:05:59 AM EDT
[#37]
I do like MW once in awhile, but I've been trying to cut soy from my diet. I even stopped with soy sauce and substitute it with fish sauce. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:06:14 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. i know a lot of you especially southern boys can't handle the full flavor that is Miracle Whip and need the dull bland taste like dukes mayo |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:23:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God.  nothing beats the tangy zip of good, ol' fashioned miracle whip |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:27:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2023 1:28:45 AM EDT
[#41]
- Unripe tomato
- Miracle Whip - Used the heel of the bread - No avocado It’s like you were trying to fail. I’ll give you credit for properly cooked bacon that was fried in a pan as God intended, and the Jarritos is a nice touch. 7/10 |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:09:15 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For an extra special treat, try MW on a cheese burger with just a little mustard! Ketchup is for fries and tots Try the burger with MW and home made salsa. What a mess to eat, but so damn good. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:19:17 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: - Unripe tomato - Miracle Whip - Used the heel of the bread - No avocado It's like you were trying to fail. I'll give you credit for properly cooked bacon that was fried in a pan as God intended, and the Jarritos is a nice touch. 7/10 |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:04:35 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: GTFO Dukes ftw Yes. That, Hellmans or an old staple here, Bama. With any of those, my BLTs are often just Ts. Good bread, real mayo, a slab of a homegrown tomato, some salt and pepper and I'm good. No better summer lunch. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:16:25 AM EDT
[#45]
Try one with Kewpie.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:17:21 AM EDT
[#46]
Mayo belongs on a BLT. And sorry arfbros… Dukes is crap.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:21:02 AM EDT
[#47]
Who makes a sandwich with MW on purpose? Gross.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:23:30 AM EDT
[#48]
Miracle whip is salad dressing. It says so right on the jar.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:24:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: On a BLT, it gets a pass. Everything else it is crap. Something about the sweetness and the Smokey salty of the bacon, the maters and that green rabbit food shit. MW just works on a BLT. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: MW = Disgusting On a BLT, it gets a pass. Everything else it is crap. Something about the sweetness and the Smokey salty of the bacon, the maters and that green rabbit food shit. MW just works on a BLT. This is where I land on MW. I will always take mayo over MW. But on a BLT I can do MW just fine. It does go well with bacon and tomato. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:29:43 AM EDT
[#50]
Born & raised on MW. Mayo is gross.
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