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So here's how you fix it all.
Slow zoom on younger middle aged Luke meditating. Lukes eyes open. He rushes out of the room to talk to Han and Leia. He tells them he has been using the force to probe possible futures and what he has seen is pure crap and he knows how to avoid it all. From there act like the last 2 main story star wars movies never existed. Rewrite all of it, there is a ton of great material out there about stuff after the empire. Use it. |
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Quoted: I'm sure there are lots of things about the original Star Wars that have been kept secret. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/271112/helpmeokie_jpg-1157417.JPG View Quote Seriously, except for the original trilogy: Bad casting Terrible acting Horrible directing Atrocious writing. That’s stuff that can’t be fixed. |
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Meh, Lucas is a shit dialog writer and has a cringe inducing sense of humor but at least he is capable of creating a proper story arc and setting up a "lived in" world. His original idea for the new trilogy is a million times better than what we ended up with. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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When George Lucas is being called in to save Star Wars, you know you have serious issues. I couldn't care less about this movie but I am excited for Mandolorian. Jon Favreau is Star Wars' last hope. His original idea for the new trilogy is a million times better than what we ended up with. |
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Meh. I stopped watching after TLJ. TFA was bad, but not too bad. It just wasn't good or original. Rogue One actually restored a good chunk of my faith in Star Wars. TLJ took all my restored faith and broke it in two, then sucked away a bit more. I skipped Solo altogether and I'll skip TRoS. These rumors are, in fact, just rumors but they sound just bad enough to be true. We'll know for sure in a couple months, but the only Star Wars content I'll be consuming from now on will be market data and Youtube commentary. I won't give Disney another dime.
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Creates Star Wars, Fucks Star Wars, Sells Star Wars, Saves Star Wars?
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Why are liberals not more upset about them having to erase Rose from memory because the racist Chinese didn't want a black man kissing an Asian on screen?
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Hollywood just doesn't take writing seriously these days. Can anyone imagine telling Shakespeare or JRR Tolkien to write different endings? The ending is perhaps the most important part of the plot. Either you hire someone talented enough to write a good ending or you're fucked. Hollywood seems incapable of hiring talented writers. View Quote |
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Meh, Lucas is a shit dialog writer and has a cringe inducing sense of humor but at least he is capable of creating a proper story arc and setting up a "lived in" world. His original idea for the new trilogy is a million times better than what we ended up with. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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When George Lucas is being called in to save Star Wars, you know you have serious issues. I couldn't care less about this movie but I am excited for Mandolorian. Jon Favreau is Star Wars' last hope. His original idea for the new trilogy is a million times better than what we ended up with. |
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I miss George Lucas. With the right people around him, he would have made the new trilogy great. I was one that made the mistake of thinking that Disney would do a great job keeping the spirit of the series alive, but I'm pretty sure that spirit is unique to Lucas.
I actually enjoyed the prequels and like them more than the originals. The new movies are garbage ![]() |
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the best movie franchise in my lifetime, fucked over by SJW'ers.
it sucks. |
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Return of the Jedi was the beginning of the end.
stupid 2nd graders in teddy bear costume Ewoks and a reused plotline (second death star) told me the franchise was out of steam already |
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Star Wars, Terminator, Ghostbusters. How many awesome 80’s IPs are SJWs going to ruin?
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So here's how you fix it all. Slow zoom on younger middle aged Luke meditating. Lukes eyes open. He rushes out of the room to talk to Han and Leia. He tells them he has been using the force to probe possible futures and what he has seen is pure crap and he knows how to avoid it all. From there act like the last 2 main story star wars movies never existed. Rewrite all of it, there is a ton of great material out there about stuff after the empire. Use it. View Quote |
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The only good entry in the new Star Wars universe is Rogue One. Every other movie has been abject and utter garbage. They should stop milking this dead cow and move on already. View Quote |
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I think there is enough creativity on this forum to produce a Star Wars movie people would pay to see
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Doomcock whether you like him or not broke this news
![]() Rise of Skywalker Test Screenings DISASTER | Lucas to the Rescue? |
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The only way to fix this is to scrap the last two movies and make it look like a horrible nightmare that Luke woke up from
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Return of the Jedi was the beginning of the end. stupid 2nd graders in teddy bear costume Ewoks and a reused plotline (second death star) told me the franchise was out of steam already View Quote |
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So here's how you fix it all. Slow zoom on younger middle aged Luke meditating. Lukes eyes open. He rushes out of the room to talk to Han and Leia. He tells them he has been using the force to probe possible futures and what he has seen is pure crap and he knows how to avoid it all. From there act like the last 2 main story star wars movies never existed. Rewrite all of it, there is a ton of great material out there about stuff after the empire. Use it. View Quote |
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Star Wars yahoos will see it regardless.
The franchise is a steaming liquid turd. Lucas ensured that the minute he signed the sale documents. |
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They turned the best franchise in movie history and wore it into the ground.
They should just end Star Wars with a Rick roll and kill it off for good. ![]() |
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Hollywood just doesn't take writing seriously these days. Can anyone imagine telling Shakespeare or JRR Tolkien to write different endings? The ending is perhaps the most important part of the plot. Either you hire someone talented enough to write a good ending or you're fucked. Hollywood seems incapable of hiring talented writers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Is it normal practice in the movie industry to have so many different cuts? Like, I could understand two slightly different versions, but here we seem to be talking about three vastly different movies? I guess this tells a lot about how SW has turned into nothing than a money milking machine. |
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Meh, Lucas is a shit dialog writer and has a cringe inducing sense of humor but at least he is capable of creating a proper story arc and setting up a "lived in" world. His original idea for the new trilogy is a million times better than what we ended up with. |
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At this point I’d rather let Bollywood finish the Star Wars saga. At least it’d be worth a laugh. They could reprise the Ewok song from RoJ and let the whole cast dance (including Force ghosts of Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda).
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Star Wars ended in 1983. Everything since has been a weak attempt and a money grab.
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Is George Lucas going to be given a lightsaber and allowed to behead the entire production group and all of the Disney executives after using the Death Star to destroy any and all copies of this movie in its current form?
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Maybe they could write in a mandatory buyback of all light sabers into their imaginary, purple-haired universe. It's for the children. And the Ewoks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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They just need more transgender actors doing lesbian scenes. That will save the film by making it so woke that every SJW will have to see it five times. It's for the children. And the Ewoks. |
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Lucas needs to make a parallel timeline, title it “Star Battles” and film it the way it should have been done.
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So here's how you fix it all. Slow zoom on younger middle aged Luke meditating. Lukes eyes open. He rushes out of the room to talk to Han and Leia. He tells them he has been using the force to probe possible futures and what he has seen is pure crap and he knows how to avoid it all. From there act like the last 2 main story star wars movies never existed. Rewrite all of it, there is a ton of great material out there about stuff after the empire. Use it. View Quote Do a low-budget flick where the New Order finally annihilates the Jedi & Rebels that now run the franchise, along with all significant New Order characters still remaining, in like the first 30min of the film. Maybe blow up the familiar planets in the process. From there, entirely new badass Jedi remnants, who had been cast aside by the weak & feckless group the Skywalkers associated with for being too ruthless against evil, unite with new disaffected rebels in another sector against a different corner of the Empire than we've seen, that is committing terrible war crimes. Recipe for awesome from all parties involved; bad baddies, big damn heroes. ![]() |
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This is the Toney McGuire Spider-Man Of Star Wars.
They will reboot it |
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My idea is they fix it by going Gundam on the last movie. Everybody dies, many of them in futile ways.
OR they just adopt the idea the Red Letter Media guys came up with in their last video: a hundred different cuts of the film custom tailored to the audience. When you buy your ticket you are given a questionnaire, and depending on how you fill it out you get a ticket to a specific cut of the movie that aligns with your wishes. Want to see Luke kill everybody? That's a cut of the movie. Want to see Rey on the toilet for two hours? That's a cut of the movie. Then the argument over how terrible the new films are changes to be an argument over which of the hundred different versions is the worst. |
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