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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:10:13 PM EDT

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I have to concur.

Much more interesting than my morning.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:10:19 PM EDT

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C. S. B.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:10:43 PM EDT

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You could've told him:

masks are the latest fashion
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Better idea...never talk to the criminally insane...especially when they are having an attack.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:10:58 PM EDT

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holy shit a GD story that started out like I expected and then actually turned out to be a real deal threat.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:11:03 PM EDT

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Should have peed on him to show....

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:11:04 PM EDT

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But did you blade at 45?

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:11:06 PM EDT

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BS story Bro beitch.
You had a camera and didn't take pics of naked lover coming out of Targ'et?

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:11:12 PM EDT

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"He wasn't wearing a bow tie and a speedo was he?"

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:11:46 PM EDT

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Reading fail on me

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:12:12 PM EDT

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The blade at 45 Wal-Mart story has been outdone.

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I though the same thing and I scrolled up to check join date.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:12:22 PM EDT

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I'm still out and about town. There are many dudes that are already at their wit's end. I'm condition yellow these days.

Loved your story, op. No milk is worth confronting a naked, hostile man.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:13:08 PM EDT

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Why are you carrying your EDC gun in a backpack?

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this.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:13:58 PM EDT

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Let he who hasn't stripped down naked in a Target and pissed on things cast the first stone

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:14:01 PM EDT

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I though the same thing and I scrolled up to check join date.

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The blade at 45 Wal-Mart story has been outdone.

I though the same thing and I scrolled up to check join date.

Good call.

It would have been even more epic if he had returned with this story.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:14:28 PM EDT

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That story delivered, OP.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:14:33 PM EDT

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Sometimes you have to. It beats leaving it in the car.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:15:05 PM EDT

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Pic of naked man for a friend...

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:15:07 PM EDT

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Cliffs notes: Nekid guy pissing on floor

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:15:26 PM EDT

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Even in the best of times there are mentally ill folks out and about. Glad everything turned out ok and you didn't ventilate the guy. Hope they get him some help.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:15:34 PM EDT

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My takeaway...Your gun wasn't on person?

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"I took off down an aisle, pulled the sling bag in front of me, and opened the CCW compartment."

Need to rethink your carry.

Had he jumped your ass. You would have likely not faired well. He would have pounded you while you struggled to " pulled the sling bag in front of you, to open the CCW compartment." Then he could have likely taken your Sig P365.

Resulting in
A-Shoot you with it
B-Rape you at gun point
C-Run out of store with your gun
D-All of the above

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:16:16 PM EDT

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Hindsight is always 20/20, especially GD Hind sight...

Seems like you did right.

I hope they tazed him in the store before bringing him out nekked... What a way to leave.. Lol..

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:16:41 PM EDT

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

Blahyi claimed to a South African Star reporter that he "met Satan regularly and talked to him" and that from age of 11 to 25 he took part in monthly human sacrifices.[13] In his account of a typical battle Blahyi said, "So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink the blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colorful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people--so many I lost count."[

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:17:03 PM EDT

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B-Rape you at gun point

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What the hell is happening in this thread.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:17:11 PM EDT

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OP, were you wearing an N95 mask?

The MSM says they're reserved for first responders.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:17:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:18:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:18:17 PM EDT

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You kinda buried the lead on this one.

Thread title is very understated.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:18:29 PM EDT

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Target is where all the younger MILFs go. Targets my favorite. Worth the rape risk to see all the short shorts and yoga pants

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:18:45 PM EDT

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Close to Florida state line?

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:18:56 PM EDT

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Target is where all the younger MILFs go. Targets my favorite. Worth the rape risk to see all the short shorts and yoga pants

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:19:13 PM EDT

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That really is a CSB.

Cheers!

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:19:16 PM EDT

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That close.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:20:44 PM EDT

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OP really brings out the best in people.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:20:51 PM EDT

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Target is where all the younger MILFs go. Targets my favorite. Worth the rape risk to see all the short shorts and yoga pants

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What the hell is happening in this thread.

Target is where all the younger MILFs go. Targets my favorite. Worth the rape risk to see all the short shorts and yoga pants

Same, especially here in Miami

That's a crazy story OP!

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:23:19 PM EDT

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That is crazy. Be honest, did you look at his dick to see if it was bigger than yours?

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Nah, dont have to look to know it probably is.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:24:03 PM EDT

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Did they make him pit his clothes back on after he urinated on them?

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:25:20 PM EDT

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I wonder if the guys who work loss prevention at Walmart would just call that Tuesday

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:26:23 PM EDT

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You could've told him:

masks are the latest fashion
against a spreading disease

Better idea...never talk to the criminally insane...especially when they are having an attack.

he was strapping on the way to the box store
backpacking his pistol with the greatest of ease

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:27:42 PM EDT

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Ahhh...Yoga pants. Man's both greatest and worst invention....

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:27:56 PM EDT

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OP was just a few minutes from a BBC mcdicken

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:28:25 PM EDT

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OP, condensed version of your story: "I encountered a nut case at Target."

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:28:34 PM EDT

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Hindsight is always 20/20, especially GD Hind sight...

Seems like you did right.

I hope they tazed him in the store before bringing him out nekked... What a way to leave.. Lol..

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No tazing. The timing was perfect. 4 cop cars pulled out, naked guy walks out of the store, they get him on the ground and arrest him.

I get the GD questioning how I carried or how I responded. I would be disappointed if they didn't.

Either way it worked out just fine for me and hopefully the guy that had a bad day. I went for a bike ride with my kid and am sitting on the couch reading these hilarious responses.

I work at the same hospital they were taking him to. Hopefully he gets what he needs.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:29:23 PM EDT

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Lede

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:29:28 PM EDT

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OP’s EDC sling bag (purse)

Glad you are safe.

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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:30:04 PM EDT

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I learned a new word today.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:30:42 PM EDT

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The level of madness the world has reached is, well, maddening.

Posted: 4/6/2020 2:31:08 PM EDT

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His disinfectant/safety protocols are indeed cutting edge.

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The cops arrest him, an ambulance shows up briefly, and they take him off in a police car. One of the cops came to talk to me and said he was known to the police and has mental health issues. I asked if he had a gun, since it looked like he was reaching for one in his waistband. The cop told me no, but that the guy took off all his clothes in the store and urinated on them before leaving naked.

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His disinfectant/safety protocols are indeed cutting edge.

I mean piss is sterile