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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:34:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do what? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How much do you guys tip your parents each year? Do what? Lol |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:34:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:34:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. Who wants to get hitched to a waitress? |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:35:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you know? It's never free Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you're a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? It's never free I've gotten a chick to pick up the tab and got laid in the same night. Up your game foo. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:35:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And dirty and disease ridden. No thanks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. And dirty and disease ridden. No thanks. You've never worked in a restaurant have you? Beat |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:36:33 PM EDT
[#6]
FPNI
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:37:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:37:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chloroform will work, if by "lure" you mean "drag" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Its carry out only here now. Is there a foolproof way to lure her to my van? Chloroform will work, if by "lure" you mean "drag" Im thinking a donut on a string will work for a damsel wooed by a $2 tip. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:39:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It is much easier to go to a Mom and Pop Breakfast and lunch taco place and pick up one of the bubble butt waitress from Guatemala. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:40:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:41:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP likes his women to smell like cheeseburger and fries.  Doesn’t everyone, really? |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:41:14 PM EDT
[#12]
....I'm sorry i don't have that much simp in me.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:41:56 PM EDT
[#13]
OP is a homely waitress
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:42:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:44:25 PM EDT
[#15]
So tip her $2. I am sure that will score me a date.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:45:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you know? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? His mom takes him out tuesday nights after the trampoline park. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:46:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: His mom takes him out tuesday nights after the trampoline park. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. How do you know? His mom takes him out tuesday nights after the trampoline park. 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:46:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. I stand corrected. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:48:31 PM EDT
[#19]
 The Waitresses - I Know What Boys Like |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:53:00 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryNext one will be asian. Maybe a cardi b for funsies. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:53:14 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: First you've gotta scope the place out, and get her schedule, and only eat on those days. Dress nicely, don't be a pig. Be sincere and kind to her, don't compliment her on her looks the first day, but tip her a cool $2-500.00. Just be cool. Come back a few days later on her next shift, talk her up, tip at least $2-500.00, again, just be cool. Now on the third day is when you start making progress, call her by her name, ask how her family, and herself is doing, etc, at this point you can start complimenting her a little. Tip YUGE. The next time you see her, ask her if she'd like to have dinner with you. There, now all you miserable, rich ugly, tiny dicked folks can have a wonderful Christmas and maybe get hitched. if it cost you $200-$1000 minimum to hook up with a waitress, you are doing it wrong |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:53:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought eating a pack of oreos in the dentist office waiting room prior to your appointment was the worse thing you could do. I stand corrected. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. I stand corrected. You're inspired me. Having worked in customer service before I'm always looking for new ways to make life suck for all those crabs still in the bucket. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:54:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant...
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:55:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg I was thinking more WaffleHouse. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:56:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Put the dildo down OP.
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:57:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. 
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:58:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was thinking more WaffleHouse. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg I was thinking more WaffleHouse.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 11:59:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche  |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:01:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Yeah, and how many hot trashy girls you see driving their shitass boyfriends around. World dont make sense. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:01:54 AM EDT
[#30]
I just wear running shorts and let it slip out. Works every time.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:02:08 AM EDT
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OP brushes his goatee, ,slips on the khaki LaRue hat, sucks in his gut, and slides right on into that neighborhood Applebees
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:03:36 AM EDT
[#32]
Fast food girls are much cheaper. Usually free if you play your cards right.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:03:51 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:05:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please tell me this thread is about the Tilted Kilt restaurant... https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/09/27/8c/cd/getlstd-property-photo.jpg 4,1,7,8 repeating |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:05:31 AM EDT
[#35]
4 pages and no OP?
the parody thread was better |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:05:40 AM EDT
[#36]
No thanks.
I'm not a creepy, beta bucks chump. MGTOW |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:08:01 AM EDT
[#37]
It is easier to just pick up a waitress in a bar. I have seen me do it. I got free meals.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:08:19 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ I bought him a membership. Looks like it didn't last.
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:08:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Jesus OP, maybe I should advise you on how to score chicks with over $1Mil USD net worth, I happen to have two. :)
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:09:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:09:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:10:31 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus OP, maybe I should advise you on how to score chicks with over $1Mil USD net worth, I happen to have two. :) I like how you specified USD. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:11:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 4 pages and no OP? the parody thread was better His neighbor is shitting on him right now. Goddammit wrong thread, I'm getting tired. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:11:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:22:21 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fast food girls are much cheaper. Usually free if you play your cards right. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:23:40 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh 
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:23:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You'll have more luck tipping Chinese lady at massage parlor Personally I'm a fan of slamming a pint of Jim Beam and rubbing one out in the parking lot before entering the Rub & Tug. I want that poor Vietnamese immigrant to earn her money and get tennis elbow at the same time. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/EgcB5I3-51.gif If she's not sweating she's not earning her money. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:24:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: His ding dong was not fresh Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: $2-500.00 I'd be closer to the $2. Ass can be free. If you’re a slick motherfucker she will pay for YOUR dinner and suck your cock in the car. Ask me how I know. You mean your 12 inch cock, sucked in your Lambo, after you gave her a $500 tip and told her about your 850 credit score? Who was that one poster who couldn't even pull off a date with a lambo? His stories were funny as shit. Eta... just remembered ConfoundZ And I thought I was pathetic being unable to get dates with a Porsche Dude couldn't talk to a girl without her practically, immediately getting railed in front of him. his stories were so fucked it was almost inspiring.I was sad when he was banned, but he was definitely going off the deep end. His ding dong was not fresh FRESH R E S H |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:25:57 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $2-500.00 Does not work. I often tip $2 and nothing happens. |
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Posted: 12/10/2020 12:25:58 AM EDT
[#50]
This Alice Fan Fiction is getting ridiculous.
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