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Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:38:15 PM EDT
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I really want to see the dash and body cam footage of this one!
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:39:13 PM EDT
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A guy that ran in the last election in my County had been busted before for impersonating a cop.  He lost in the primary but got more votes than he should.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:39:24 PM EDT
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Effective January 2023? I'm not burying a horse for $3.00.
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Constables may collect for the performance of the following services the following fees,
as long as such services are provided in accordance with other applicable laws:
Making arrests for violations involving a motor vehicle on
the public highways ............................................................................................$0.50
Taking up a vagrant ............................................................................................$0.50
Killing a mad dog ...............................................................................................$1.00
Killing and burying a distempered horse, ass or mule ........................................$3.00
Killing and burying any other cattle, per head ....................................................$2.00
Altering a stud, jackass or bull ............................................................................$1.00
Any other services a constable is authorized by law to perform, the same fees
allowed sheriffs for similar services.
Effective: January 1, 2023
History: Amended 2022 Ky. Acts ch. 90, sec. 9, effective January 1, 2023. -- Amended
1976 (1st Extra. Sess.) Ky. Acts ch. 14, sec. 30, effective January 2, 1978. --
Amended 1956 Ky. Acts ch. 205, sec. 1. -- Recodified 1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1,
effective October 1, 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1733.
Legislative Research Commission Note (1/1/2023). Under the authority of KRS
7.136(1), the Reviser of Statutes has corrected the format of the text and inserted
dollar signs as appropriate. The words and amounts in the text were not changed.



Effective January 2023? I'm not burying a horse for $3.00.


Must be nice to turn up your nose at that kind of money.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:42:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:43:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:44:37 PM EDT
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I was confused until I read the Honda odyssey bit
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:46:10 PM EDT
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https://constables.klccitylimit.com/

The power to take necessary steps to stop, prevent, or bring under control any dog found chasing or molesting wild elk or deer at any time as provided in KRS 150.390;

(j) The power to take up vagrants, kill mad dogs, kill and bury a distempered horse, ass, or mule, kill and bury cattle, and alter a stud, jackass, or bull as provided in KRS 64.190.

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This sounds like the perfect job for me. Will this allow me to buy full power lasers?
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:54:43 PM EDT
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A few years ago, the assistant chief of a Podunk got involved in a pursuit while in his personal vehicle. The assistant chief's and suspect vehicles collided several times, resulting in lots of damage to the chief's vehicle. He later asked the council to pay for the damage, which they refused, and rightfully so.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:57:34 PM EDT
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A few years ago, the assistant chief of a Podunk got involved in a pursuit while in his personal vehicle. The assistant chief's and suspect vehicles collided several times, resulting in lots of damage to the chief's vehicle. He later asked the council to pay for the damage, which they refused, and rightfully so.
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Ha! that was my favorite scene in the movie Bad Boys 2. The vehicle in question was a Porsche.

"Uh, Captain can I get a reimbursement on..."

"No!"
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:58:34 PM EDT
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Considering Kentuckians can legally carry Death Stars I would think so.  If you have watched Star Wars, you know that a Death Star can destroy planets.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 4:58:41 PM EDT
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My man had to get it on!

Constables are bonafide po-po in Texas as far as I’m aware. Could be wrong though.
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A sheriff buddy of mine referred to them as a "secretary with a gun".
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:00:38 PM EDT
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Buckle up Flash, we’re in hot pursuit, cue cue!
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Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:01:58 PM EDT
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That's a great question...but Kentucky does some weird stuff.  I think their Jailer is an elected position.  I remember seeing campaighn signs when I've been traveling, and see "Cletus Cummins for Jailer"
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So there's that...

What exactly is a constable?  The Google definition creates more questions than answers.
That's a great question...but Kentucky does some weird stuff.  I think their Jailer is an elected position.  I remember seeing campaighn signs when I've been traveling, and see "Cletus Cummins for Jailer"

incorrect

everyone else does weird stuff


Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:10:56 PM EDT
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Reminds me of the constable in Justified. He was a fun character.
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That's the first thing I thought of too.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:12:12 PM EDT
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That would be the line of Sheriff(not constable) Roscoe P. Coltrane played by James Best.

Watched a James Best interview where he said he couldn't count all of the LE who came up to him and told him the Roscoe P. Coltrane character was the reason why they became LE because it looked like fun.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:17:49 PM EDT
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In Texas they're sworn LEO, which makes no sense to me.

I see them out on I-45 running traffic like a DPS trooper.

Most of them have giant mountain man beards and head to toe in mismatched 5.11 shit. It looks unprofessional as fuck and shouldn't be a thing IMO.
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Big ol chip on their shoulders too.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:21:08 PM EDT
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yeah
Constables have always been a joke here, as far as I’m concerned

The ones Ive ever been familiar with are the stereotypical Cletus wannabe’s
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:23:37 PM EDT
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My Dad was a constable in rural Tennessee, I am pretty sure he was fired for taking it too seriously. He was Barney Fife as hell.

I still have the Colt Police Positive that he carried. I used to disarm him when he came to visit. I never met another person that knew so little about handguns that insisted on carrying one....complete with "Concealed Carry Permit" badge in a patent leather holder.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:23:50 PM EDT
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How did I know this was going to be my town
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:27:51 PM EDT
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Constables may collect for the performance of the following services the following fees,
as long as such services are provided in accordance with other applicable laws:
Making arrests for violations involving a motor vehicle on
the public highways ............................................................................................$0.50
Taking up a vagrant ............................................................................................$0.50
Killing a mad dog ...............................................................................................$1.00
Killing and burying a distempered horse, ass or mule ........................................$3.00
Killing and burying any other cattle, per head ....................................................$2.00
Altering a stud, jackass or bull ............................................................................$1.00
Any other services a constable is authorized by law to perform, the same fees
allowed sheriffs for similar services.
Effective: January 1, 2023
History: Amended 2022 Ky. Acts ch. 90, sec. 9, effective January 1, 2023. -- Amended
1976 (1st Extra. Sess.) Ky. Acts ch. 14, sec. 30, effective January 2, 1978. --
Amended 1956 Ky. Acts ch. 205, sec. 1. -- Recodified 1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1,
effective October 1, 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1733.
Legislative Research Commission Note (1/1/2023). Under the authority of KRS
7.136(1), the Reviser of Statutes has corrected the format of the text and inserted
dollar signs as appropriate. The words and amounts in the text were not changed.

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Man, at $0.50 per highway arrest they’re gonna have to cuff a bunch of people to make ends meet.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:30:41 PM EDT
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Fucking poser toolbag. Good arrest.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:33:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:43:07 PM EDT
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Take THAT, Florida!
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We don't have stupid shit like this. In FL, you basically have cops and auxiliary cops.

City cops, county sheriff deputies, state agents, state Troopers, etc all hold the same LE cert. Full-timers, part-timers, reservist, etc... Then you have 90 day academy wonders that are auxiliaries. They have arrest powers and carry a gun only when on-dutu and working with a full-time LEO.

We don't have townships, constable zones, etc.... we have city cops, county sheriff's offices, and state agencies. About the only specialized agencies that are odd is the railroad police. But they hold regular FL LE certs.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:48:45 PM EDT
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We don't have townships, constable zones, etc.... we have city cops, county sheriff's offices, and state agencies. About the only specialized agencies that are odd is the railroad police. But they hold regular FL LE certs.
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No telephone cops?
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:51:27 PM EDT
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No telephone cops?
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We don't have townships, constable zones, etc.... we have city cops, county sheriff's offices, and state agencies. About the only specialized agencies that are odd is the railroad police. But they hold regular FL LE certs.


No telephone cops?
We aren't WKRP in Cincinnati.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:52:07 PM EDT
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How did I know this was going to be my town
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I actually thought about tagging you but wasn't sure you'd want to be outed.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:58:03 PM EDT
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The Texas rangers do that in TX.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 5:59:51 PM EDT
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I'd really rather see more constables and peace officers on the road keeping a relaxed eye out than more uniformed king's men writing tickets for seat belt violations and such to boost revenue.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:03:11 PM EDT
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My county but not my constable  

We've had some interesting ones.  Had one that weighed about 400 and wore overalls. Carried a snub nose 38 in his bib pocket state trooper had a laugh over that one night at a wreck. Good friend of mine was a constable in my area. He was 80+ when elected his only experience was a prison guard in the 70s. He was deaf and scared of his own shadow. Another friend lives in a little town right across the county line. He is a constable the fire chief and a paramedic so he has many hats. He is a decent guy and tries to do something.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:04:49 PM EDT
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My man had to get it on!

Constables are bonafide po-po in Texas as far as I’m aware. Could be wrong though.
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You’re correct
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:05:29 PM EDT
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I know of one who was driving around in his F150 pulling over speeders without radar. He was using his speedometer. If you were over posted as he came up behind you, he’d pull you over and write a ticket.

The sheriffs department put a stop to it real quick.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:10:10 PM EDT
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The Texas rangers do that in TX.
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The Texas rangers do that in TX.
Sheriffs in FL do that

Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:11:42 PM EDT
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The troopers were pissed because the honda odyssey was out running their patrol cars.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:14:26 PM EDT
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We don't have stupid shit like this. In FL, you basically have cops and auxiliary cops.

City cops, county sheriff deputies, state agents, state Troopers, etc all hold the same LE cert. Full-timers, part-timers, reservist, etc... Then you have 90 day academy wonders that are auxiliaries. They have arrest powers and carry a gun only when on-dutu and working with a full-time LEO.

We don't have townships, constable zones, etc.... we have city cops, county sheriff's offices, and state agencies. About the only specialized agencies that are odd is the railroad police. But they hold regular FL LE certs.
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HA!
Take THAT, Florida!
We don't have stupid shit like this. In FL, you basically have cops and auxiliary cops.

City cops, county sheriff deputies, state agents, state Troopers, etc all hold the same LE cert. Full-timers, part-timers, reservist, etc... Then you have 90 day academy wonders that are auxiliaries. They have arrest powers and carry a gun only when on-dutu and working with a full-time LEO.

We don't have townships, constable zones, etc.... we have city cops, county sheriff's offices, and state agencies. About the only specialized agencies that are odd is the railroad police. But they hold regular FL LE certs.


My son-in-law is a railroad cop. Full LE certification. Interesting LE niche job, like a one-man PD and he covers a wide area. No problems with backup from locals if needed.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:16:05 PM EDT
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What kind of hick shit is this  Police pursuit in a Honda Odyssey





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An Odyssey does great in a pursuit. Don't be fooled. I preferred the Pilot and I had no issue keeping up with a wide range of vehicles in the pursuit course. It was actually not that fun, because the minivans and AWD suvs performed quite well.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:17:31 PM EDT
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A sheriff buddy of mine referred to them as a "secretary with a gun".
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Had a friend become one in Dallas.All he ever did
was serve papers for divorces or evictions.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:21:31 PM EDT
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Sheriffs in FL do that

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The Texas rangers do that in TX.
Sheriffs in FL do that




I helped a friend "repo" his race car from a shop in IL, per a court order. Smaller town in the far-out Chicago burbs. Don't recall if it was the local PD or Sheriff's but the guys were quite helpful. The lead guy showed me his clipboard full of repo's, evictions, restraining orders, etc. and said, "this is today's work, same almost every day". Sounded like gravy work for his squad compared to regular police work.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:22:48 PM EDT
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Do the railroad police hand out tickets to speeding trains?
Or seatbelt violations?
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:27:11 PM EDT
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I used to see them at gun shows in Phoenix handing out zip ties for guns on tables.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:28:27 PM EDT
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Sheriff John Stone
Why don’t you leave me alone
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:28:55 PM EDT
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On the one hand that sounds like overkill.

On the other... Isn't overkill the unofficial motto of the state of Texas?
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:31:00 PM EDT
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An Odyssey does great in a pursuit. Don't be fooled. I preferred the Pilot and I had no issue keeping up with a wide range of vehicles in the pursuit course. It was actually not that fun, because the minivans and AWD suvs performed quite well.
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I seem to remember of all shows, Futurama doing a skit about that.

Pretty surreal and humiliating to see a minivan keeping up with your hotrod.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:33:36 PM EDT
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Pretty sure they primarily deal with any RR crash investigations and such, or any stolen merchandise from the individual cars.  Anytime we've had any train incidents (usually suicide by train) the RR guy always shows up.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:38:21 PM EDT
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The KY constable sounds like a gay porn star...
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:39:29 PM EDT
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fuckin' a, man.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:39:49 PM EDT
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linky?
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:42:16 PM EDT
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He’s no Jeremy Dewitt of metro state fame
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:43:54 PM EDT
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Actually sounds like a better way to improve things considering the 100% disapproval of the shoddy behavior. Any other flavor of LEO would have several supporters by now acting as apologists and/or attacking critics.
Link Posted: 8/1/2023 6:48:19 PM EDT
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This is not Ramey’s first arrest since his election.

Court records show the constable was arrested on charges of assault — domestic violence and unlawful imprisonment in the early hours of Jan. 1, after a woman called police to report that Ramey, her boyfriend, had handcuffed her and held her against her will.
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