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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:16:57 PM EDT
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They have those things at Disney World and one time I went there a bunch of them were hanging upside down like that and one of them started sucking its own dick and completely finished inside its own mouth while a whole group of kids watched no joke.
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It warms my heart that you stuck around, encouraging that little guy to finish up.  Everybody needs a cheerleader!
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:17:43 PM EDT
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I want a whole flock of roadrunners in my backyard
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I got a whole flock in my backyard, they have laid waste to the lizard population within a mile.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:20:32 PM EDT
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I have always wanted a wombat.

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You too.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:22:54 PM EDT
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A stripper
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:27:22 PM EDT
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After watching “The Mink Man” videos on YouTube I’d say mink.  People and businesses with rodent problems would pay me to come out and hunt down vermin.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:27:44 PM EDT
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I had a caimen crocodile for years, up until I had kids. Donated him to the Aquatic Critter in Nashville. When I got him, he was very small and had a broken neck. They were gonna put him in the freezer, I got him and a few years later, you'd have never known. He was awesome.

I had a pet dinosaur. You're goddamn right.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:28:33 PM EDT
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Red fox
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:30:11 PM EDT
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Had two Prairie Dogs as pets. Cute, sociable and friendly.
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Just as I left work yesterday, one was standing up in the middle of the road, just going, 'Whassup?" ....
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:30:26 PM EDT
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Red fox
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:33:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:38:54 PM EDT
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Verreaux's eagle. All the size and attitude of our golden eagle, iridescrmt feathers around the neck like a golden, but black.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:40:07 PM EDT
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3 toed sloth

Asian schoolgirls/maids

Midget
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:47:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Mini Goats.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:47:45 PM EDT
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We did this thread recently, but still a Red Panda for me!
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yasss red panda, or fennic fox
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:59:39 PM EDT
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Male dumeril's Boa.

I want to breed my female, and have lots of cute little baby Boas.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 7:02:24 PM EDT
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Male dumeril's Boa.

I want to breed my female, and have lots of cute little baby Boas.
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Pics? I had a female 15 years ago. Interesting snakes-and they seem stronger than a lot of other species. Mine had me thankful they don't get as big as retics.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 8:15:32 PM EDT
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giant monitor with a spiked collar. no leash, he just goes in feint of me, slobbering his toxicity.

Link Posted: 5/31/2019 8:18:43 PM EDT
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Red tail hawk.  It can feed itself and no need for it to stay indoors.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 8:50:37 PM EDT
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Canadian Lynx or an Ocelot
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 9:02:49 PM EDT
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I sort of have the animal Ive always wanted, the Aldabra Tortoise. The largest tortoise on record is one of the Galapagos species but Aldabras are, on average, larger. My guy is young, only about 50lbs now. But in 10-15 years he could be like this:

Link Posted: 5/31/2019 9:05:08 PM EDT
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We did this thread recently, but still a Red Panda for me!
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You get all the hot girls with a Red Panda.
Better than a puppy or even a baby.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 9:05:09 PM EDT
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Eagle or owl, depending on my sleep schedule.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 9:10:56 PM EDT
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Wolverine.
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Dik-dik.

I want to tell my houseguests that they can touch my dik-dik, make remarks about how much my dik-dik has grown, etc
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:16:09 PM EDT
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easily a crow or a raven
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:27:07 PM EDT
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Hummingbird.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:36:36 PM EDT
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Iriomote cat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iriomote_cat

Apparently they're now endangered...  Get some breeders in there and save the species...
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:39:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:40:00 PM EDT
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Wombat
Kangaroo/Walaby
Capybara
Platypus
Glyptodon (prehistoric armadillo about the size of a VW Bug)
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:40:14 PM EDT
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That was my idea all of my life, thanks for stealing it! I wish I may I wish I might have myself a bat tonight.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:42:18 PM EDT
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A skunk, who in their right mind would fuck with someone walking a skunk on a leash? Bonus if it is an "emotional support animal".

Chris
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I like your style.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:45:16 PM EDT
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I sort of have the animal Ive always wanted, the Aldabra Tortoise. The largest tortoise on record is one of the Galapagos species but Aldabras are, on average, larger. My guy is young, only about 50lbs now. But in 10-15 years he could be like this:

https://www.floridaiguana.com/pics/Tortoises/Aldabra/Laura-standing-next-to-and-Lumpy-large-Male-Aldabra-Tortoise.jpg
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Very cool! Saw some for sale when kingsnake.com was at its peak. Always wanted one but no room for such a critter.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:48:18 PM EDT
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Surfing companion
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:52:12 PM EDT
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I just want something that I can anthropomorphize, speak to in a squeaky voice, and project my latent fatherhood on in an effort to manifest an unquenched innate desire for both species and society preservation....
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 10:55:01 PM EDT
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Oh you got a pitbull? That's cute.

Really though, listen to this thing growl.
Magnum Black Jaguar Growl, Black Panther Showing Teeth
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:04:09 PM EDT
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Otter
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:06:56 PM EDT
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I'd like a mountain lion, adorable but deadly.
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Or a tiger.

It would be bad ass . If it didn't kill me eventually .
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:10:01 PM EDT
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Himalayan snow leopard!
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A snow leopard?

I think there's one somewhere in texas on a 5 acre "ranch"  somewhere around here.

Probably can be had for cheap.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:11:05 PM EDT
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Wolf.    I used to have a wolf/GSD hybrid and he was the best dog I've had.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:23:50 PM EDT
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Male dumeril's Boa.

I want to breed my female, and have lots of cute little baby Boas.
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Keep an eye on FaunaClassifieds, they pop up for sale fairly regularly.

I'd like 1.2 Angolan pythons and 1.2 olive/Papuan pythons.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:25:32 PM EDT
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I want a ring tailed cat. I have a cousin that did own an elephant as a pet in New Jersey. But after a few years, she sold it. She said it was cool to have, but it was more trouble than it was worth.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:28:40 PM EDT
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Savannah cat for sure.

Bobcat next down
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:29:19 PM EDT
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Oh you got a pitbull? That's cute.

Really though, listen to this thing growl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfi_ovwCPRU
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I peed a little bit
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:37:47 PM EDT
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This, a sloth would be cool
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 11:40:07 PM EDT
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Velocalraptor
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 12:01:25 AM EDT
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Honey badger, of Course.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 12:05:16 AM EDT
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Hyena.
Will settle for a fox though.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 12:10:17 AM EDT
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Used to shoot those in Beggers canyon!
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