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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:53:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Z-pack man
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:53:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hunter, is that you? Been raw dogging strippers again eh? Hey, I'm not gonna drop 5 hundos and wear a damn rubber. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:53:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? Lol FPNI |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:54:20 PM EDT
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UTI probably
Possibly the herpatitis or if op has been raw dogging guys then the deadly ghonasyphallmiddia |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:54:27 PM EDT
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Jimmy Dougan should have signed your baseball when you were a kid
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:56:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know.... Yeah....don't. call the teledoc or go to an urgent care. Could be run of the mill UTI, it happens but more likely wrap it up dude. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:57:40 PM EDT
[#7]
 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:57:48 PM EDT
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A stiff round of antibiotics will sort it out.
Wear a hat when testing unknown waters, somethings don’t wash off. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:59:50 PM EDT
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Man, I remember way back when after my divorce and the nights of slamming randoms from dive bars, thinking “condoms fucking suck”. But then I read something like the OP and thank God I wasn’t an idiot sticking it in unprotected.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:00:14 PM EDT
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You could have jerk it too hard or too many times today and have a tear on your pee hole, that'll burn....or so I'm told.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:00:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know.... If you thought that COVID swab was long . . . . |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:03:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:04:19 PM EDT
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Er? Shit, in my day you just waited untill you needed antibiotics for something else and called it good.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:04:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:09:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Obvious urinary tract infection.
It can come from sticking your peepee in dirty places op |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:11:43 PM EDT
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Here's a PSA for you from the War Department, circa 1944...
     
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:12:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls. You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:16:31 PM EDT
[#18]
 Peter Rooter |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:16:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls. You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. Further pussification of America. Shame. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:19:28 PM EDT
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came here hoping to find a music video of one of my favorite bands...
left very.....very dissapoint |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:21:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? Or a dude? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:21:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: What could it be doctor is closed? Chlamydia? Gonorrhea? Im on fire. When did the symptoms first present? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:23:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Further pussification of America. Shame. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls. You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. Further pussification of America. Shame. Generous applications of Icy Hot work better. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:23:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:24:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tagging this shit!! Edit: Seemz I wasn't the first hitting this, also like OP. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:26:39 PM EDT
[#26]
This site always delivers.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:27:44 PM EDT
[#27]
GO SEE THE DOCTOR....-Kool Mo Dee
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:29:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: came here hoping to find a music video of one of my favorite bands... left very.....very dissapoint Never heard of those guys. Thanks!! Quoted: Generous applications of Icy Hot work better. But you have to make sure you get enough in the urethra to make it effective. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:34:17 PM EDT
[#29]
Enjoy the Q-tip in your dick hole.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:37:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Ever had an 8" wooden cotton swab ram rod your dickhole? If you say "No", I'll be willing to guess that you won't give the same answer tomorrow.
Don't stick things in your pee hole. Enjoy! |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:39:43 PM EDT
[#31]
 Clap On Clap Off The Clapper (1984) |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:40:58 PM EDT
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Does amoxicillin work, you know when it burns when your fishes pee?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:42:58 PM EDT
[#33]
What the hell , boy howdy ??
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Posted: 11/18/2020 9:45:57 PM EDT
[#34]
You got the clap homey.
haha |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:02:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:03:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's what OP did. Edit: Seemz I wasn't the first hitting this, also like OP. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tagging this shit!! Edit: Seemz I wasn't the first hitting this, also like OP. OP was 27 pages further back in line than you though |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:06:00 PM EDT
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Hydrate
STD? Kidney stone? You'd likely have felt this long before it hit your peepee tho. UTI? I think men can get these albeit it's rare |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:09:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Z-pack man Speed All at once. Fixed it for me
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:11:09 PM EDT
[#39]
 Cast Down the Plague |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:11:59 PM EDT
[#40]
i swore I had something once but all tests came back negative, still sucked. Get some azo tablets
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:13:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:14:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? Why would you presume he likes chicks in this day and age. So rude. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:14:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Put your willy up on the kitchen counter and give it a good slap. If anything comes out, you got the clap.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:16:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:18:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Sounds like someone sucks at social distancing.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:20:07 PM EDT
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Who else has been stationed in a faraway place with only one english-speaking TV station run by the DoD?
 Flashback Friday: The Ad Council - VD is for Everybody |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:20:48 PM EDT
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Passing the stone?
If so, drink lots of water, stand and pee as hard as you can! ooops, I see already mentioned. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:21:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got the clap bro. Penicillin will clear that shit right on up. Maybe. I've seen that shit in PI eat penicillin and smile. tobramycin(spelling) |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:23:41 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you are not discharging anything, not sure... That comes a little later. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:27:08 PM EDT
[#50]
Kidney stone?
Had a couple that past on their own. Hurts luck fuck. Two in 62 years I'm not complaining. |
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