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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:32:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do I need to squeeze some lemon juice in my eye, maybe some turpentine with gin? What's your go-to cure for pink eye? Despite what modern culture may say, eating ass is degenerate behavior. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:32:38 PM EDT
[#2]
I piss in my eye.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:33:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Breast milk.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:34:06 PM EDT
[#4]
couple drops of hand sanitizer in the eyes
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:38:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop eating ass? |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:41:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I piss in my eye. That’s actually a “home remedy “ common in the Caribbean. I was a new resident in Miami and I had I guy in the chair who had been doing that for “pink eye”. I thought he was crazy or one of the attendings was messing with me. Nope. It’s a thing Guy I was training with had a guy who put sperm in his eye (his own) so he could “see things”. When asked what do you see the reply was “like who shot JFK”. That dude was bat shit crazy |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:46:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s actually a “home remedy “ common in the Caribbean. I was a new resident in Miami and I had I guy in the chair who had been doing that for “pink eye”. I thought he was crazy or one of the attendings was messing with me. Nope. It’s a thing Guy I was training with had a guy who put sperm in his eye (his own) so he could “see things”. When asked what do you see the reply was “like who shot JFK”. That dude was bat shit crazy 
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:51:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fart on someone else’s pillow. Hey! I contracted it after diving head first down into a ditch. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 9:43:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad makes colloidal silver. Works great for pink eye among other things. When I feel a cold coming on, I spray it in my nose and down my throat and I'll be 100% the following day. In before you turn blue. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 9:45:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Go to the doctor before you spread it more.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 9:50:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad makes colloidal silver. Works great for pink eye among other things. When I feel a cold coming on, I spray it in my nose and down my throat and I'll be 100% the following day. This. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:02:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Have a menstruating woman urinate in your eye.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:03:04 PM EDT
[#13]
If you have a cold it's probably viral. Wait it out.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:03:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Neosporin
We get it fairly regularly in the grappling sports... |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:06:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Neosporin We get it fairly regularly in the grappling sports... Is this code? |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:10:10 PM EDT
[#16]
OMG, you all are so hilarious! Made me laugh. Thanks.
There is a wildflower that grows here, in the desert, only in the spring, every color of the rainbow, absolutely beautiful flowers. People pick it for bouquets. The native Indians call it the ‘pink eye flower’. It has extremely tiny spines, that can hardly be seen, but, if you touch your eyes after handling it, even after washing them, you will get pink eye. Any foreign object can cause your eyes to react. Glad you got your Dr. to give you something. Hope you feel better soon. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:17:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha, our doctors really don't give a shit about pink eye. They are more "walk it off" types of guys. I know it'll go away. Wife got it last week (no I didn't pull a Vince McMahon), friends and children have had it. I didn't know if there was frog piss or walnut juice or something that y'all are putting on your eyes that seemed to help.  I would get another doctor. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:25:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Stay the fuck away from Scott Baio!
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:26:26 PM EDT
[#19]
You play with the brown eye, you get the pink eye.
(ask me how I know) |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:26:31 PM EDT
[#20]
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:27:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Knipex pliers?
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:32:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rub some poop in it and walk it off. Nah. That's how OP got to this point. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:35:47 PM EDT
[#23]
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:43:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Wash your hands and stop eating ass.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:46:03 PM EDT
[#25]
Organic raw honey.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:46:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Stop putting poop in your eye
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:47:10 PM EDT
[#27]
I usually don't mess around with my eyes
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:48:40 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop putting poop in your eye You can't tell me what to do. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:50:00 PM EDT
[#29]
Also you should maybe try some snap on pliers.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:50:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Stop eating ass
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:51:06 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Do I need to squeeze some lemon juice in my eye, maybe some turpentine with gin? What's your go-to cure for pink eye? Washing my hands. It seems to help not contract it. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 10:55:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 11:30:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Get an eye wash from the store, use it until pink eye goes away
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Posted: 2/14/2024 11:47:57 PM EDT
[#34]
WTF is wrong with you guys. I read like 15 answers and all you guys do is make jokes.
Spooge, kid. You need to yank it and rub spooge in your eye. It'll be better by morning. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:02:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would get another doctor. 
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:42:39 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Go to the doc. Get prescription eye drops. They may also prescribe oral antibiotics and maybe a decongestant if appropriate. This. Don’t be stupid again. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:44:50 AM EDT
[#37]
Don't stick your finger in your ass and rub your eyes.
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:46:14 AM EDT
[#38]
I used to get a Rx from my doc for antibiotic eye drops, but the last time he said it will go away on its own and he was right.
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:47:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Salt. Lots of salt.
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:47:55 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I piss in my eye. I have heard that the piss treatment is used in the Caribbean for jellyfish stings. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:49:08 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have heard that the piss treatment is used in the Caribbean for jellyfish stings. It doesn't work. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:51:02 AM EDT
[#42]
I wear goggles when I toss salads.
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:51:04 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It doesn't work. Go on, go on. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 12:51:35 AM EDT
[#44]
Oil of fluoroquinolones.
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Posted: 2/15/2024 1:08:29 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this code? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Neosporin We get it fairly regularly in the grappling sports... Is this code? Was wondering myself... it's almost not worth thinking about. |
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Posted: 2/15/2024 1:12:56 AM EDT
[#46]
Similasan Pink Eye Relief Drops 0.33 fl oz 2 Count, for Temporary Relief from Red Eyes, Itchy Eyes, Burning Eyes, and Watery Eyes, Formulated with Natural Active Ingredients
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Posted: 2/15/2024 1:24:22 AM EDT
[#47]
Children at the pick up and carry age are somehow drawn to pawing at your eyes.
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Posted: 2/16/2024 1:18:50 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oil of fluoroquinolones. I treated 3 cases of pink eye in clinic yesterday. One was allergies. One was viral. One was bacterial. Go see a doctor. |
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Posted: 2/16/2024 1:28:21 PM EDT
[#49]
Bacterial can use the antibiotic drops. Viral, time. Not much else to do.
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Posted: 2/16/2024 1:29:36 PM EDT
[#50]
Don't look at someone with pink eye or you'll get it too.
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