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Quoted: I don't think some people fully appreciate what it means for a company to spend $715M on a single season of a TV show. Comparatively speaking, it'd be like a studio spending $1.3 BILLION on a single movie. To spend that much is astonishing, but to spend that much and have the finished product STILL be a steaming pile of shit is the type of historically mind boggling fuck up that college courses should be taught on. View Quote As was pointed out, they gave $715M to....these guys https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4259881/?ref_=tt_ov_wr https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4260438/?ref_=tt_ov_wr |
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I made it about 20 minutes before giving up.
There was a token obese female teenage hobbit, though. |
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Quoted: @VA-gunnut While it's fresh in your mind, what sticks out the most? Highlights? Lowlights? Initial first watch impressions beyond "bad" ? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Just finished the 1st episode. Even if you can manage to ignore the woke nonsense, this show is worse then I feared it would be. The story sucks, the acting sucks, the music sucks, and the characters suck. I'm debating if I will try episode 2 or not. @VA-gunnut While it's fresh in your mind, what sticks out the most? Highlights? Lowlights? Initial first watch impressions beyond "bad" ? I think the music/sound is absolutely distracting, even more then the terrible acting. |
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Gary of nerdrotic channel's review dropped:
The Rings of Power REVIEW | An Absolute DISASTER #theringsofpower #amazon #lotronprime The Rings of Power REVIEW | An Absolute DISASTER 331,209 views Streamed live 21 hours ago Interestingly, It shows having streamed live 21 hours ago, and this is the first time I have seen it (I do not have an account for YT). ETA1: "This is intersectional feminism, the tv show" Garret: "this is written by somebody who just graduated high school" Gary: "guyladriel is on a quest for vengeance, gil-galad acts like a moron, elrond is effeminate, celibrimbor(sp) is like a soap opera actor, bronwyn (our harad activist) she gets a bloody kill, ... " guyladriel is put on a ship with her troops to go to valinor and she's not allowed to enter, they are hundreds of miles from other land and she just ... jumps off the ship and swims back. "I'm getting a vibe of std" (star trek discovery-flash) |
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I didn't watch it but can I safely assume it being an epic "police academy 2" ?
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The best comparison I have is what Paul Verhoeven did to Starship Troopers. Why Hollywood writers and directors think they can improve on literary genius escapes me. …and yet, I love that movie. Dizzy's tits bro......Dizzy's tits. They were dizz-apointing. |
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Livestream watch party:
PREMIERE LIVE WATCH: The Rings of Power with Purple, Salty, Prophet & Nathan I expect amazon will try and get it DMCA'ed. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The best comparison I have is what Paul Verhoeven did to Starship Troopers. Why Hollywood writers and directors think they can improve on literary genius escapes me. …and yet, I love that movie. Dizzy's tits bro......Dizzy's tits. They were dizz-apointing. What cracked me up the most about that "so bad it's good" film was the fact that they're in a war where millions of people are dying and yet they put operations on hold to hold a funeral a Lieutenant's piece of ass. Attached File |
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@ about 48 minutes in on the nerdrotic stream gary gives a gross alert:
Says that they had a child actor playing young galadriel, like 10 or 12, and he hoped they had the kid in a bodysuit, because her dress was see-through and he had to avert his eyes from the screen, and his comment is that he doesn't avert his eyes for anything. |
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Quoted: @ about 48 minutes in on the nerdrotic stream gary gives a gross alert: Says that they had a child actor playing young galadriel, like 10 or 12, and he hoped they had the kid in a bodysuit, because her dress was see-through and he had to avert his eyes from the screen, and his comment is that he doesn't avert his eyes for anything. View Quote I was watching it earlier and got to that part. |
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https://nypost.com/2022/09/01/rings-of-power-actress-i-needed-therapy-to-survive-violent-scenes/
‘Rings of Power’ actress: ‘I needed therapy to survive violent scenes’ By Erin Keller September 1, 2022 4:25pm Updated If you can’t beat ’em, train with ’em. “The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power” star Morfydd Clark revealed the intense way she prepared for her role as Galadriel — an ethereal warrior elf that was played by Cate Blanchett in the films. “When I was playing Galadriel, the stunt team said, ‘You’ve got a problem because you’re used to being attacked on film,’” she told Empire about adjusting to J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth fantasy world. “I would flinch a lot when people came at me. So they did exposure therapy with me, where I would have all these huge, huge men running at me, screaming with swords. To stop me from looking frightened. Because I’ve definitely been cast as the victim. And Galadriel is not that,” she explained. The 33-year-old’s “Rings” role is different from the types of jobs she usually books. Clark is most recognizable for portraying a traumatized nurse in “Saint Maud” but has always been a fan of Tolkien’s franchise — even if she didn’t realize she was auditioning for it right away. “The first [audition], I didn’t know what I was auditioning for,” Clark recalled. “The actress next to me looked over all sneaky and was like, ‘Do you know what this is for? It’s “Lord of the Rings.”‘ And I’m forever grateful to her,” she declared. “I went into the toilet and just stared at myself and was like, ‘You’ve gotta pull yourself together. You’ve been training for this for years,'” Clark said of her audition. “‘You know what to do, it’s in your blood.’ Because I’d been obsessively watching ‘Lord of the Rings’ for my whole childhood.” The series is set thousands of years before the original films and features new, diverse characters that are meant to modernize the series. The Amazon Prime series was a personal venture to CEO Jeff Bezos, who is a longtime fan of the franchise. He passed that passion down to his son, who Bezos said gave him some advice on the show. “He looked me in the eyes, very sincerely, and he said: ‘Dad, please don’t eff this up,’” Bezos shared at the series premiere in London on Tuesday, The first two episodes of “The Rings of Power” are now streaming on Amazon Prime Video. View Quote |
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I intended to watch the first two, just to see if it was as bad as predicted, so here's some main points;
-Music is distractingly out of place, and at times unintentionally comical. -Dialog has no subtlety. Acting is wooden, and lacks any weight. Dramatic scenes end up feeling awkward and boring. -The whole story so far is uninteresting. It feels like they tried to shoe-horn in a "message" so hard, that this feels like generic fantasy. It's like someone filmed a poorly written DnD campaign. They spent two episodes "world building" and achieved very little, if anything. -They've completely ignored the racial and cultural differences of basically any of the various humans at the time. It's like they read a one-paragraph summary of Middle-Earth during the first and second age, then wrote an entire seasons worth of scripts from it. It makes them feel overly homogeneous, completely ignoring the vast distances involved. The sense of scale is completely lost, and everyone feels like they're part of the same muddy dark-age society. -The Dwarves are downright insulting in how they are portrayed, and important background in regards to their physiology and culture has been completely ignored. -We still haven't seen any of Numenor. There's a shot at the end of episode 2, that I suspect is a Numenorean ship, but I'm sure they'll fuck that up too. This whole show is either an elaborate money-laundering/tax scheme, or it is one of the greatest wastes of entertainment budget in modern times. |
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Quoted: What cracked me up the most about that "so bad it's good" film was the fact that they're in a war where millions of people are dying and yet they put operations on hold to hold a funeral a Lieutenant's piece of ass. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/1AAB462D-1D18-4BBD-BC44-69FB04305AB8_jpe-2511491.JPG View Quote |
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Quoted: As was pointed out, they gave $715M to....these guys https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4259881/?ref_=tt_ov_wr https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4260438/?ref_=tt_ov_wr View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I don't think some people fully appreciate what it means for a company to spend $715M on a single season of a TV show. Comparatively speaking, it'd be like a studio spending $1.3 BILLION on a single movie. To spend that much is astonishing, but to spend that much and have the finished product STILL be a steaming pile of shit is the type of historically mind boggling fuck up that college courses should be taught on. As was pointed out, they gave $715M to....these guys https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4259881/?ref_=tt_ov_wr https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4260438/?ref_=tt_ov_wr Holy shit. These two guys will go down as two of the biggest scammers in the entertainment industry. |
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Completely serious synopsis time.
Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. |
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Quoted: Completely serious synopsis time. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. View Quote You actually make it sound interesting. |
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Quoted: Completely serious synopsis time. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. View Quote ROFL! Dude, you almost made me CHOKE on my bagel! YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED ... To be the ARF hatewatcher for all of ROP ... and you must only sum it up the way you summed those up. Who will second the nomination? |
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Quoted: Completely serious synopsis time. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. View Quote |
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Quoted: Does the story suck? I’ll wait to see if I should waste my time. View Quote The show begins some time after the War of Wrath. The Years of the Trees and all the struggles and tragedies of the 1st Age are glossed over with a few action scenes and lines of dialogue. Galadriel’s invitation to return to Valinor had nothing to do with the fact that she did not participate in the kinslaying, but rather, for a completely made up reason. I could go on and on, but ultimately the show is unwatchable if you’ve read the Silmarillion or Book of Lost Tales. If you liked Brendan Frasier’s “The Mummy,” you might like it. Rings of power is action-driven. It’s written for ADHD attention spans and the dialogue is pure cheddar. |
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Quoted: The show begins some time after the War of Wrath. The Years of the Trees and all the struggles and tragedies of the 1st Age are glossed over with a few action scenes and lines of dialogue. Galadriel’s invitation to return to Valinor had nothing to do with the fact that she did not participate in the kinslaying, but rather, for a completely made up reason. I could go on and on, but ultimately the show is unwatchable if you’ve read the Silmarillion or Book of Lost Tales. If you liked Brendan Frasier’s “The Mummy,” you might like it. Rings of power is action-driven. It’s written for ADHD attention spans and the dialogue is pure cheddar. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Does the story suck? I’ll wait to see if I should waste my time. The show begins some time after the War of Wrath. The Years of the Trees and all the struggles and tragedies of the 1st Age are glossed over with a few action scenes and lines of dialogue. Galadriel’s invitation to return to Valinor had nothing to do with the fact that she did not participate in the kinslaying, but rather, for a completely made up reason. I could go on and on, but ultimately the show is unwatchable if you’ve read the Silmarillion or Book of Lost Tales. If you liked Brendan Frasier’s “The Mummy,” you might like it. Rings of power is action-driven. It’s written for ADHD attention spans and the dialogue is pure cheddar. I find that extremely difficult to believe. |
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Quoted: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_lord_of_the_rings_the_rings_of_powerhttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/93F8A890-BE0B-4FD2-9891-D6CB2A398DE3_jpe-2511583.JPG View Quote lol, 3 hours later and audience score is down to 45%. I'd screen cap it but dont feel like fussing w/that right now. It'll be interesting to see if there are any shenanigans w/the audience poll numbers. |
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Quoted: lol, 3 hours later and audience score is down to 45%. I'd screen cap it but dont feel like fussing w/that right now. It'll be interesting to see if there are any shenanigans w/the audience poll numbers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: lol, 3 hours later and audience score is down to 45%. I'd screen cap it but dont feel like fussing w/that right now. It'll be interesting to see if there are any shenanigans w/the audience poll numbers. 38% now. Kharn |
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It appears Amazon turned off the star rating system for the show.
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Quoted: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_lord_of_the_rings_the_rings_of_powerhttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/93F8A890-BE0B-4FD2-9891-D6CB2A398DE3_jpe-2511583.JPG View Quote The 83% critics score is based on a grand total of 4 reviews from people I have never heard of that write for publications I didn't know existed. |
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Quoted: Holy shit this is better than the episodes. Please do more. Fuck you should get some friends together and YouTube it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Completely serious synopsis time. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. 2nd'd!! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! |
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Made it almost half way through. The beginning part when they are hunting for Sauron was actually getting interesting.
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Quoted: Completely serious synopsis time. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler In a hole in the ground (i.e. mom's basement) there lived a neckbeard. But he wasn't a smelly neckbeard, or a dirty neckbeard. No, this neckbeard was a dungeon master. DM: Alright, so the company begins its adventure... Everyone: NOOOOOO! We want to do Back Story! DM: There's like a dozen of you, that will take forever. Everyone: Back Story! Back Story! Back Story! DM: Fine. Galadriel: I'll go first. My character's name is Galadriel, and she's a High Elf Fighter. Her people lived in Valinor until the evil God Melkor oppressed them and stole their glowie jewels. Then they were like no, we resist. So, they fought this huge war and her brother got killed by Sauron, and so she goes into the far north in search of this Sauron guy. She comes to his fortress and finds a sign and realizes he's not like, dead, or anything. Anyways, a Snow Troll attacks and is about to PK her entire team and then Galadriel just kills the troll in one hit and saves everyone. DM: Wait. Your character killed a troll in one hit? What level is she? Galadriel: She's level 32. DM: thirty freaking two!?! This is a new campaign. We're all using fresh toons. Galadriel: But I always use this toon. DM: Fine, the High King is so impressed with you that he rewards you. Galadriel: Yay!!!! DM: By sending you back across the ocean to Valinor. Next. Norrie: O.k., my character is a Level 1 Halfling Thief. She lives in halfling village, and there's this wise old black halfling, and a wizard falls from the sky in a meteor, but he's kinda confused and she tries to help him and stuff... DM: Wait. Why are ye talkin like a wee lass? Norrie: That's how they talk. DM: Multiracial Irish Halflings. Great. Next. Elrond: My character is a High Elf Scholar who's friends with Galadriel... DM: Stop. This isn't Final Fantasy XIV. This is D&D. Scholar isn't a class. You can be a Sage. Elrond: So anyways, the High King tells him to help this other elf make some magic rings. But they need extra labor, so he goes to see his friend who is a Dwarf prince and challenges him to a rock breaking contest... DM: Stop. You're a spellcaster. Your strength is 8. You lose. Elrond: But he stays for dinner and his wife, a stronk black womyn Dwarf, persuades him to ask his father if they can help. But his father is suspicious because he found one of those glowie jewel things from Galadriel's backstory... DM: O.k., enough. Next. Episodes I & II: The Greatest Click To View Spoiler Arondir: My character is a Dark Elf Bard name Arondir. DM: No way. You can't be a Dark Elf Bard. That's absurd. Dark Elves aren't Bards. In fact, you can't be a Bard at all. Bard's suck. Aronidr: Fine. He's a Dark Elf Ranger. DM: You created Drizzt. How original. Arondir: No, his name is Arondir. Anyways, he goes to the tavern so he can bang one of the tavern wenches. DM: So, you're just going to play him like a Bard? Great. Arondir: And this guy tries to start a fight with him and tries to punch him, but he catches the fist. DM: Wait. What level is your character? Arondir: He's level 15. DM: Weren't you paying attention? We're rolling new toons. Arondir: I tried to roll a new toon but you wouldn't let me. So, I'm using this one. Anyways a bunch of orcs like attack and start wiping out villagers even though the High King said it was all peacetime and shit. So, the villagers all flee to the Elf fortress and he goes to hunt the Orcs because he's pretty sure his tavern wench isn't going to want to bang him with Orcs around. And this kid has this cursed magic sword hilt that's all evil and stuff... Galadriel: Hey! That's not fair! If he gets to keep his toon then I'm keeping Galadriel. She jumps off the ship just before it reaches Valinor... DM: You jump ship? In the middle of the ocean? Fine, do your saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: O.k., she survives and gets picked up by some rando humans on a raft. But then a monster sea snake attacks. Saving throw. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: You evade the sea snake but run into a massive storm. You fall off the ship and are about to drown. Saving throw. Roll it. Galadriel: Twenty! DM: *&$^ing OP characters. Fine. She gets picked up by some Numenoreans led by a shadowy woman who totally isn't the Queen or anything like that. View Quote Mam! If they did a series of the Icewind Dale Trilogy & all the rest of the Drizzt lore! I would be in Heaven!.... that was my middle school, high school, first years in the Marines... love those book! |
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Quoted: I made it about 20 minutes before giving up. There was a token obese female teenage hobbit, though. View Quote Obese hobbit is kind of in keeping though they do eat like 9 or 10 meals a day Havent watched the show, so im sure they made some kind of statement about body positivity though. |
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Quoted: The best comparison I have is what Paul Verhoeven did to Starship Troopers. Why Hollywood writers and directors think they can improve on literary genius escapes me. View Quote Because the movie is fantastic Starship Troopers - Deceptively Smart Satire |
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For comparison She Hulk got 5.1 on IMDB Thor Love and Thunder got 6.7 on IMDB, 79% on Google and She Hulk got 61% on Google
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45 min in and it's not terrible. Slow but most shows are their first epp.
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2 hours out of 8...and nothing has happened.
Galadriel has invincible Plot Armor. Elrond can't remember birthdays Gil Galad is a smarmy politician(all the elves have unpleasantly Hollywood "motivations") Knife Ears got lost in a tunnel. Mary Sue beheaded a goblin to show those men! Space Wizard is the Big Reveal! Serial child endangerer Norrie is a Fool of a Took. New Zealanders remain the ugliest race on the planet. |
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They are really pushing the adverts hard on this.
I have ads for it on my smart TV start up menu and on my NVIDIA Shield's home screen even. |
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Quoted: lol, 3 hours later and audience score is down to 45%. I'd screen cap it but dont feel like fussing w/that right now. It'll be interesting to see if there are any shenanigans w/the audience poll numbers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: lol, 3 hours later and audience score is down to 45%. I'd screen cap it but dont feel like fussing w/that right now. It'll be interesting to see if there are any shenanigans w/the audience poll numbers. Clear indicators of where the other $300 million went... "Oy! You critics! Write us a glowing, positive review and YOU get a million dollars, and YOU get a million dollars, and YOU..." Oprah Bezos |
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