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Quoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. View Quote the 3AM shift at the Jacksonville Florida Waffle House |
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Be "nice" and tip $2 to $500...on the first trip? lol..you obviously are not one of those guys who can get any woman he wants.
Here's a tip that allows even ugly guys to dine on the finest furburgers, be a little cocky, be funny, be aloof. Women are wired to respond to that... |
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Title should read "How to get a low end hooker for a high end price"
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I read half of page one, eject, and now see 6 pages? I've been know to kill a thread before so I'm
hoping I can bail ya all out on this one. Just fucking die, for the sake of site resources. |
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Quoted: When I was single in the early 2000s as a newly hired drug rep, I hosted a dine n dash at an Olive Garden in a small hick town in Appalachia and the hot ass blonde waitress that handled about 30 orders I tipped her about $300 and asked her out. She was a good fuck for 6 months she always brought me seafood portfolio, Tuscan steak and stuffed mushrooms too View Quote Did you get extra breadsticks? So worth it for good sex and extra breadsticks. |
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Perhaps it's time to introduce my
line of Chloroform based fabric softener. |
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Sooooo.... tip $1,000 in over three meals and it will set you up for improved chances?
If you are that desperate there must be something SERIOUSLY wrong with you. |
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Back in my single days, I banged several waitresses for a lot less than that.
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$500 tips to chat up the local waitress, who no doubt has a heart of gold.
It's like 50 Shades of the Hallmark Channel. |
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Quoted: Yup I had them bringing me free food after their shift to my apartment. It was like a door charge and rent for the evening. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Back in my single days, I banged several waitresses for a lot less than that. Yup I had them bringing me free food after their shift to my apartment. It was like a door charge and rent for the evening. “You’re my last table” “Really? You want to go somewhere that doesn’t smell like food?” “Ok” |
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What if she is a CCP sex spy posing as a waitress?
Could I do this when I take my wife out on a date to a nice restaurant like Cracker Barrel or Applebee's? |
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Incel post. I just find nice looking ladies wherever I am and chat them up. No need to pay cash.
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sorry but if you have to go out to eat three times to pick up a woman you got more issues than most lol
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You know, I have a real thing for waitresses, a complete weakness. I saw this thread title and got really excited. Then I clicked on it. What. The. Fuck. |
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Quoted: Be "nice" and tip $2 to $500...on the first trip? lol..you obviously are not one of those guys who can get any woman he wants. Here's a tip that allows even ugly guys to dine on the finest furburgers, be a little cocky, be funny, be aloof. Women are wired to respond to that... View Quote Any dude that has an extra $500 to throw away, and wants to pick up a woman, should instead spend the money on this: - get a car wash and vacuum the nasty thing out, removing the 35 mc muffin wrappers and sticky residue all over the center console from the 9,000 calories of daily cokes that have spilled - Buy some decent fucking clothes* - Get a decent haircut - Grab a membership on any old random dating app (Tinder, Hinge, FB Dating, etc) - Pay someone to ghost write your dating profile and take a class on how not to be a creeper douche - Have someone clean your borderline hoarder-house and wash your nasty sheets - Somehow purchase a shred of confidence and self-respect. Women can detect desperation from outer space. Done. Problem solved, and problem staying solved. * When I say "decent fucking clothes", I DON'T mean any of the following: - matching salmon colored shirt and tie combo packs - a M'Lady hat - A sport jacket with dress pants that are baggy as fuck - White Oakleys, a Tapout T-Shirt, or any of that shit. |
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So giving them money to sleep with them- shouldn't the title of this thread be- how to turn everyday women into prostitutes?
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Quoted: Hookers are way, way cheaper. View Quote Hookers around these parts are rare , not like the old days . |
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Quoted: Tipping -$498 is not going to impress her. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Attached File |
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I'm trying out the OP's advice. Did the stalking and learning her schedule part. Just finished up my second day with the $2 tip.
I'll update with progress tomorrow. |
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My wife is not cool with me trying this. I think for me the $1000 in tips would be better spent buying her a Christmas present.
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Quoted: What kind of a desperate loser tips $200 - $500 at a restaurant? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/j7989i_GIF-123.gif View Quote I mean. I tipped $200 a couple weeks ago, but it was a $500 meal and the owner comped me a couple hundred dollars worth of booze... so it just seemed fair. |
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