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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:31 AM EST
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This thread is fucking awesome.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:27:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sitting in my tree stand rapidly refreshing this  Between that comment, and your avatar, I rost. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:07 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am actually finally glad boobie picks are verboten on this forum.  Username is appropriate for this thread. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:45 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ask asked before - if she looks ten years older than 75, and is chronologically 10 years older than you (give or take), what was your motivation for getting Jiggy with Grandma? Boredom? Curiosity? You thought that was the best "least worst" option? Are you interested in a committed relationship with Grandma or just hot freaky sex? Good questions! At first I was taken aback when the profile pics popped up. But we've been chatting for over a month. I was very suspicious she wasn't even real, I'm an avid watcher of that catfishing channel. You have no clue (or maybe you do) at how much the same most women are, especially gay women. This one was interesting and we wanted to meet. Until she drove in the driveway I was expecting the worse. I was chatting with granny clampett and that's who I wanted to meet. When she looked like I was expecting, I figured the other stuff was true too. And my description probably sounds derogatory but it's really a term of endearment. It's worth mentioning that not only is she not a fatty, she's in better shape than the vast majority of the population. So much so that I think I need to do better. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:49 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9ldyS9qHEShoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age. If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. Uh, you do realize that I'm joking.... But really, I have a sister who just turned 60 and while not a lesbian, I heard she gets her groove on with young boys ETA: i dare not discuss "dating" with her cuz I don't know the details or mechanics. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:28:52 AM EST
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How many cats do you own?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:12 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am actually finally glad boobie picks are verboten on this forum. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait... old lesbians do sex stuff? I guess I just always assumed that if they were anything like old straight women they's just sit around and knit or what not. Clearly you haven't heard the stories about all the rampant fucking that occurs in retirement homes. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:29:26 AM EST
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What’s the sex toy play look like. Dildo, double Enders, strap on? Whatcha got in ya sock drawer.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:30:44 AM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:31:38 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because we like old pussy too! Now run along junior, before she squirts you with her applicator. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:03 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  I'm George Floyd right now Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:31 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: henceforth i shall refer to all tongues as "the applicator". Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Because we like old pussy too! Now run along junior, before she squirts you with her applicator. You wouldn’t be wrong… I’m just trying to figure out how it’s full of coconut oil. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:34:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ? I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:36 AM EST
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Best thread ever. Needs more pics.
I worked with a guy who wanted granny from Beverly Hillbillies. Shit, I'd hammer Blanche from Golden Girls. You know what, maybe even the "where's the beef" lady... Don't ruin it for us. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:36:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:36:37 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce?  Often spicier 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:36:49 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Forester or Crosstrek? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:37:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you a gold star lesbian (never had sex with a man)? No, we have both been married. I had quite a few friends with benefits. To be honest, women that never had sex with a man are weird to me. People in their early 20's have a strong drive. Kids will literally fuck anything at one point in their life, especially if you add booze. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:38:13 AM EST
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Have we already exhausted the 10 questions?
This doesn’t count as one! |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:01 AM EST
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Jeezus...what did I stumble into?
However....it's really none of my business and everybody deserves to be happy. Good luck, OP. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:20 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So .as a couple are you two lipstick lesbians, two lumberjack lesbians or one of each? Not lipstick lesbians. I don't know about the rest. The last time I posted one of these over sharing threads I was under the influence of drugs after knee surgery and even posted pics. I'm not influenced now so that won't be happening. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:53 AM EST
[#23]
what the fuck
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:41:08 AM EST
[#24]
This thread may be more epic than the "cookie in a shower thread" from way back.
I work with a 73-year-old lesbian. We get along fine, but we never discuss that stuff nor politics. She's a lefty for sure. The other employees told me about her...because everything is their business apparently. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:41:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ? I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. Glad you knew what I was talking about . Should be APOE4 . Diet and exercise mostly negates any issue . |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:41:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, we have both been married. I had quite a few friends with benefits. To be honest, women that never had sex with a man are weird to me. People in their early 20's have a strong drive. Kids will literally fuck anything at one point in their life, especially if you add booze. So, you’re a switch hitter? Then it begs the question. Would you be into grandpa as much as you’re into his old lady or is this a permanent switch? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:21 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIMI got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved It's cooler in the summer |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. You haven't had your tongue in her mouth? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:23 AM EST
[#29]
Granny lezz porn
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:43:53 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Granny lezz porn |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:15 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread may be more epic than the "cookie in a shower thread" from way back. I work with a 73-year-old lesbian. We get along fine, but we never discuss that stuff nor politics. She's a lefty for sure. The other employees told me about her...because everything is their business apparently. Yes, it will be epic. I've already voted. Rock on, OP! 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:20 AM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:37 AM EST
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My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child.
She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:45:43 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Then why is she still working in her mid-70s? Just an excuse to travel and find slightly less wrinkly ladies to hook up with? She retired at 70. We are both retired. I'm a moody loner and don't know many people in real life. I go weeks without talking to anyone (but the beagles) which probably isn't healthy. So it would probably be nice to travel. I have friends that live near Asheville, we could go to the Biltmore house. You don't really know anyone until you take a trip. Or try to get the boat out at a boat landing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:45:47 AM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is the height of the optic on your carbine? Is the optic mounted in the correct direct? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:26 AM EST
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FWIW, the actress who played Granny Clampett, Irene Ryan, was only 51 or so when that series started.
The parts under her clothes likely didn't look the way we'd expect either. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:43 AM EST
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Hey do ladies up in those ages orgasm like younger ladies ? I do realize all women are different to As ive gotten older most my lady friends new or old have gotten older to some say due to menopause they are shut down and some are horny as fk. It's like you just have to go for it to find out
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:45 AM EST
[#39]
Whatever I’m in , I don’t believe you mentioned it but did she return the favor of application ?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:45 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child. She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. Wtf are you doing, trying to kill this thread? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:47:17 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child. She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:47:32 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She retired at 70. We are both retired. I'm a moody loner and don't know many people in real life. I go weeks without talking to anyone (but the beagles) which probably isn't healthy. So it would probably be nice to travel. I have friends that live near Asheville, we could go to the Biltmore house. You don't really know anyone until you take a trip. Or try to get the boat out at a boat landing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:48:19 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. I hear that My wife is convinced GD has given me some kind of brain tumor |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:49:31 AM EST
[#44]
You seem like a fun person, I'd let you buy me lunch.........................
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:49:34 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wtf are you doing, trying to kill this thread? 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:50:09 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hear that My wife is convinced GD has given me some kind of brain tumor |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:50:32 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is her, and your outward appearance like? Like mega butch with a buzz cut dyed pink, or like my grandma with short hair? I'm trying to get a read on what conservative lesbos look like. She looks like Granny clampett somewhat, I have white hair because it turned white, but I use that old person shampoo so it's very slightly lavender, kind of a Mohawk. I can't think of a better description than Granny clampett. Older lady that spent a lot of time in the sun. Wears jeans and T-shirt. Not flabby. Tinier than I expected. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:50:44 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You seem like a fun person, I'd let you buy me lunch......................... #supportyouressentialworkers |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:51:26 AM EST
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I won't lie, the cashier at the home depot is a complete gilf. She started chatting up my wife about her ink and it turns out she's fucking 20 years older than I thought she was.
These old lesbians might be hot Don't ruin it GD |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:51:52 AM EST
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My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring.
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