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Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? View Quote Need pic of new (i.e. young and hopefully hot) teller. |
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PS: OP aren't you an institutional-grade investor or something? Why are you wasting your time going to a physical bank location and writing physical checks???
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really scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread topics these days
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5 digit acount balance? I have a 5 digit acount balance and I'm poor as shit. Yeah definitely a high roller buddy.
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View Quote As much as a hate this meme, its completely appropriate and accurate for this post. |
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You went to a bank to transfer money between accounts and used a check to do so?
What the hell is wrong with you? Use mobile banking like the rest of the world. Fuck. Edited because we are supposed to be nice. So, just don’t do dumb stuff like that again. |
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Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I’m there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I’m writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Hermès tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I’m out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I’m considering moving my money How was your day? View Quote You don't have enough money for the bank to care. Sorry! |
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Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............
Pear-O-Dee thread........... |
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Quoted: Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............ Pear-O-Dee thread........... Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done |
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Quoted: You went to a bank to transfer money between accounts and used a check to do so? What the hell is wrong with you? Use mobile banking like the rest of the world. Fuck. Edited because we are supposed to be nice. So, just don’t do dumb stuff like that again. View Quote I figure they're just lucky that he didn't take it out it in nickels and then re-deposit them. |
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Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? View Quote 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... |
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Quoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done View Quote |
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Quoted: 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account. I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I'm there Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I'm writing a check for no reason I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!? Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Herms tie and Jacob and Company watch. He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I'm a valued client with a 5 digit account balance 10 minutes later I'm out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye This is a very large national community bank and I'm considering moving my money How was your day? 5 digit account balance? Those are rookie numbers.... Baller status!! 999.99!!!! |
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Quoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done View Quote genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers |
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Quoted: Weak OP. Hey back to me when you loan yourself the money to buy your house, go to one bank to buy a cashiers check to deposit into your checking account in person in the branch at your other bank and then circle around to the ATM to withdraw enough cash to go to the Western Union to get another money order which you will deposit into your savings account that you will them save instead of investing into pork belly futures. View Quote That's crazy enough to work! |
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Quoted: genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it’s a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I’m not sure what more I could have done genius, keep those melinial x y z punks in their place of doom by boomers I am the oldest millennial |
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Quoted: @klausyrophobia Clearly it's a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I'm not sure what more I could have done View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Damn, i guess people on here really can`t read............ Pear-O-Dee thread........... Just posting a bunch of nonsense does not a parody make. Clearly it's not just a couple people failing to get the joke. @klausyrophobia Clearly it's a great PT Let me break down the parallels for you 1. Interaction between an older customer and younger teller 2. Non sensical bank transaction 3. Self importance via bank account value, there was a double entendre there 4. Overstating the bankers wealth via a 250 tie and 1,000,000 watch I'm not sure what more I could have done The other one was just a bit better. The paperless statements.... Now I want to read it again. |
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I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance
Does that include the decimal point? |
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Our bank loan officer (25 years with this bank, or the banks they bought out) told us they were prioritizing the applications of restaurants and bars.
25 years averaging around 8 million in deposits every year. They really don't give a flying fuck. |
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