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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:44:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He looks like a masked pedophile |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:44:49 PM EST
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:45:03 PM EST
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In other news...
Kids seen running from the ball pits screaming. Parents are baffled why they cannot drag their kids to McDonalds... |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:48:09 PM EST
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Anyone involved with that marketing needs fired Right Fucking Now. 
Talk about out of touch. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:48:28 PM EST
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Homeless dude is the new hamburgler? What they need to do is to revamp their food to introduce healthier stuff and not that phony sh*t they call food. It's a new thing. The Trevago bum started it, |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:48:36 PM EST
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<McDs MBA type>We can introduce a $8 garden burger and target the Starbucks crowd and increase top line margins 1.2%</McDs MBA type>
<Middle America working Joe>$12 fucking dollars for a burger, drink and soggy fries? Fuck that</Middle America working Joe> |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:52:04 PM EST
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<McDs MBA type>We can introduce a $8 garden burger and target the Starbucks crowd and increase top line margins 1.2%</McDs MBA type> <Middle America working Joe>$12 fucking dollars for a burger, drink and soggy fries? Fuck that</Middle America working Joe> Actually they're reacting to the market.  more and more fast food places are upgrading their brand experiences to attract Millennials who don't have a lot of money, but who feel like they deserve to live large.
I walked into a BK last year and thought I was in a coffee house! |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:53:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Actually they're reacting to the market. more and more fast food places are upgrading their brand experiences to attract Millennials who don't have a lot of money, but who feel like they deserve to live large.I walked into a BK last year and thought I was in a coffee house! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: <McDs MBA type>We can introduce a $8 garden burger and target the Starbucks crowd and increase top line margins 1.2%</McDs MBA type> <Middle America working Joe>$12 fucking dollars for a burger, drink and soggy fries? Fuck that</Middle America working Joe> Actually they're reacting to the market. more and more fast food places are upgrading their brand experiences to attract Millennials who don't have a lot of money, but who feel like they deserve to live large.I walked into a BK last year and thought I was in a coffee house! 4 people buying an $8 garden burger don't replace 12 people heading across the street to Chik-Fila |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 5:55:39 PM EST
[#9]
Shut up and eat your fuckin' kale....
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:05:55 PM EST
[#10]
Why not just serve breakfast all day? I feel like that would probably up sales a little bit.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:08:09 PM EST
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Still a McDonalds fan.
They seem to be doing just fine in Europe, McCafe is packed from city to city, all day, and I swear most of the "low quality" meme in the US is do to expectation more than reality. McDonalds has a stigma to break in the US more than anything, so I can see why they are trying to refocus on targeting kids. Adults have already made up their minds it's poison. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:18:46 PM EST
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Officer Big Mac needs to start busting some heads
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:24:25 PM EST
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I guess they wanted someone as creepy as the Burger King. SO VERY TRUE. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:25:58 PM EST
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It took me 2 1/2 years, but it looks like I finally got my answer: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1364272_WTH_ever_happened_to_the_Hamburglar_.html |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:28:54 PM EST
[#15]
Stop freezing the burger patties
fresh cooked everything toast the buns and add sesame seeds. onions lettuce tomato fuck pickles fries cooked in lard |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:35:07 PM EST
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Stop freezing the burger patties fresh cooked everything toast the buns and add sesame seeds. onions lettuce tomato fuck pickles fries cooked in lard Bring back the early 80s fries |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:35:10 PM EST
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When I can get a quarter pound smash burger with all the fixings and fries for $5, at a local place. I will not be eating at McDs. I worked at one when I was in highschool and the food was way better back then. Do they even toast the buns anymore?
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:36:33 PM EST
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Bring back the fries fried in beef tallow, Jesus Christ, they probably have 50 MBA's pouring over spreadsheets and shit when all they have to do is hit random McDs at lunch time and try to order. And the fried apple pies smothered in cinnamon sugar.....LIKE THE ONES YOU CAN STILL GET AT POPEYES!!!! |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:37:24 PM EST
[#19]
I miss Grimace.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:38:06 PM EST
[#20]
Take the fucking whip cream and cherries of the milk shakes
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:38:42 PM EST
[#21]
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Take the fucking whip cream and cherries of the milk shakes You can order them without it. That's what I do. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:46:24 PM EST
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What happened to Ronald McDonald? And all the rest of the characters that use to make me pester my parents to go to Mickey D's? |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:46:52 PM EST
[#23]
Looks nothing like the burglars around where I live.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:48:43 PM EST
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Start an express Chinese chain. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Hmmmmm, betty good ridea! |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:56:42 PM EST
[#25]
Well , this should go over about as well as the McPizza did.
...and for GodSakes , is it too much to ask for somebody to straighten ButtBurglar's mask BEFORE the official photoOp. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:59:31 PM EST
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Posted: 5/7/2015 6:59:36 PM EST
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Well , this should go over about as well as the McPizza did. ...and for GodSakes , is it too much to ask for somebody to straighten ButtBurglar's mask BEFORE the official photoOp. LMAO McPizza we was a test store for that when they tried out. Talk about a flop.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 7:09:06 PM EST
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This is satire right? God, I hope so. "This week, McDonalds CEO Steve Easterbrook unveiled a turnaround plan that involved rebranding the company as a "modern, progressive burger company." |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 7:23:09 PM EST
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You know that son of a bitch loves sweet tea. Gives off a very strong vibe of bring your kid to this place if you want them to get fingered.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 7:29:00 PM EST
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Why didn't they tie in the hamburglar's return to their 365 campaign? A d-bag who steals from others is a perfect fit for the FSA types to which they solely advertise.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 7:40:20 PM EST
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He got dem Yeezy Red Octobers tho
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Posted: 5/7/2015 7:46:57 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With the size and scope of McD's they could get some amazing deals of quality product instead of trying to shovel shit into the mouths of people. I can get a fresh 1/2 lb burger, bacon, fixings, fries, and beer for $10. Big Mac meal is almost $8. no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 8:01:18 PM EST
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How about work on customer service and quality? Those are the two main reasons I never go there. They fuck my order up every fucking time. And bring back the old fries.
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Posted: 5/7/2015 8:06:59 PM EST
[#34]
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no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the size and scope of McD's they could get some amazing deals of quality product instead of trying to shovel shit into the mouths of people. I can get a fresh 1/2 lb burger, bacon, fixings, fries, and beer for $10. Big Mac meal is almost $8. no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. You're onto something. Only burger I ever get there anymore is a McDouble. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 8:08:34 PM EST
[#35]
You sure that's not the turd burglar?
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Posted: 5/7/2015 11:25:20 PM EST
[#36]
How to fix McDonald's.
Step 1 Do massive amounts of research into the McDonald's way of doing things from the 1950s -1970s Do exactly those things, and, use the same quality care and control of ingredients in all menu items introduced since that time. Step 2 Go spend a week going to Chic Fil A. Pay attention to the cleanliness, the atmosphere, the customer service. Implement those changes for McDonald's. done |
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Posted: 5/7/2015 11:52:50 PM EST
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The Onion did a story on a new character a while back, the Hamurderer, catchphrase stabble stabble
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Posted: 5/7/2015 11:57:52 PM EST
[#38]
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no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the size and scope of McD's they could get some amazing deals of quality product instead of trying to shovel shit into the mouths of people. I can get a fresh 1/2 lb burger, bacon, fixings, fries, and beer for $10. Big Mac meal is almost $8. no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. This right here is why Rallys/Checkers has become my favorite burger joint of the fast food chains. Their shit is consistent and relatively fresh and well priced. I am not even a fry guy but I love the damn Rallys fries. These places would be smart to go with low foot print places, maybe even outdoor only sit down or parking. Much the model of Sonic or Rallys. Pump up the volume and get to slinging tasty value. |
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:07:38 AM EST
[#39]
hamburglars indeed
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:11:28 AM EST
[#40]
More like Turdburglar
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:19:01 AM EST
[#41]
I guess the new corporate name will be McWorkRelease.
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:24:06 AM EST
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I got one of those 3rd LB burgers this week it tasted ......just like a McD burger with crisp fresh veggies on it
it was OK but not restaurant saving whoopiee fucking doo |
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:26:01 AM EST
[#43]
Seriously, Justin Timberlake could nail this. For real.
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:27:26 AM EST
[#44]
Bring back Supersize
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:32:00 AM EST
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Stop freezing the burger patties fresh cooked everything toast the buns and add sesame seeds. onions lettuce tomato fuck pickles fries cooked in lard People don't go to McShitShack for "quality meat". They go there to shovel cheap crap in their mouth and roll the dice on if the drive through will fuck up their order. |
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Posted: 5/8/2015 12:57:43 AM EST
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Stupid guy in a cartoon suit aside, that new burger is tasty and looks to be NOT the normal shitty patty.
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Posted: 5/8/2015 1:10:45 AM EST
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You're onto something. Only burger I ever get there anymore is a McDouble. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the size and scope of McD's they could get some amazing deals of quality product instead of trying to shovel shit into the mouths of people. I can get a fresh 1/2 lb burger, bacon, fixings, fries, and beer for $10. Big Mac meal is almost $8. no. they need to go back to cheap. lose all the fancy shit and offer burgers fries and maybe a chicken patty. instead they are trying to be hip with the "high quality" beef at restaurant prices. buy grade A beef and make fucking sub 2 dollar burgers. You're onto something. Only burger I ever get there anymore is a McDouble. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The problem with cheap is beef prices killed the dollar menu, so unless they start selling sawdust burgers, that ship has sailed. |
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Posted: 5/8/2015 1:16:27 AM EST
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How about some chicken McNuggets with a side of dry anal rape?
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Posted: 5/8/2015 1:51:15 AM EST
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Well, they are also losing sales every quarter. 4 people buying an $8 garden burger don't replace 12 people heading across the street to Chik-Fila Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<McDs MBA type>We can introduce a $8 garden burger and target the Starbucks crowd and increase top line margins 1.2%</McDs MBA type> <Middle America working Joe>$12 fucking dollars for a burger, drink and soggy fries? Fuck that</Middle America working Joe> Actually they're reacting to the market. more and more fast food places are upgrading their brand experiences to attract Millennials who don't have a lot of money, but who feel like they deserve to live large.
I walked into a BK last year and thought I was in a coffee house! 4 people buying an $8 garden burger don't replace 12 people heading across the street to Chik-Fila I like chik fil a. I go there and order a chicken sandwich and I get something that looks like what I ordered. I get visible meat not shrouded in soggy bread, that has grain and texture not some puny puck of indeterminate origin that tastes like it's been boiled after being pre cooked. If you're going to peddle crap at least make it cheap. When better alternatives are close in price it's pointless. |
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Posted: 5/8/2015 2:19:49 AM EST
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I worked at McD's in the late 70s, in the Big Mac Attack era. McDonalds was truly better tasting back then. Much better.
  
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