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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:35:52 PM EDT
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This is only second thread....get your facts straight. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP is trolling us. Several threads on squirting girlfriend, and repeating himself on half true info. Squirting is pee. Not regular urine, but still would test out as pee at the lab. Your heavily repeated glandular fluid is there, but in a very tiny amount t compared to the pee. 
What a pisser! |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:35:52 PM EDT
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I got with a girl back in my teens that was a squirter and we were in my Toyota pickup. That truck had vinyl seats thank God but it also had a rectangular plastic receptacle for cigarettes, change etc in the middle but at the front of the seat and was about 3x4 inches and 2 or 3 inches deep. The next morning I went to get into the truck and smelled sex.  That little receptacle had about 1/4 inch of what looked like white butter in it. I was like WTF. I stuck my finger in it and smelled it. That's where the sex smell was coming from. It was definitely not pee and had a consistency of soft butter. There was also some on the seat in the middle. She had literally creamed my truck. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:36:56 PM EDT
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@NavyDoc1 Hurry, ND. They're at it again! |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:37:36 PM EDT
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Yup. This thread is EXACTLY what I was expecting, lol.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:39:24 PM EDT
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Oh, sweet mother of god. Before porn created the false idea that "having a squirter" was a sign of sexual prowess, most people shrugged it off as one of those things that happened sometimes. Now, every teenage boy thinks that if their partner releases some urine involuntarily during orgasm that it makes them some sort of a sexual tyrannosaurus. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:39:26 PM EDT
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Female ejaculation is real. Not pee Pee does not come from skenes gland |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:39:49 PM EDT
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whats the big river in Egypt?
I think thats where the OP is 
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:40:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:40:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:40:26 PM EDT
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OP, why do you feel the need to broadcast this? |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:40:28 PM EDT
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A) why no pics?
B) ARF shouldn't respond til pics C) what is the point of this Thead, because this is going down exactly like thread 1. D) if you're looking for attention, come up with new material. E) Carry on OP |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:40:43 PM EDT
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So we are doing this again.
I thought we learned everything in previous threads I know I learned a lot. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:41:14 PM EDT
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What's the search criteria for this one 
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:41:58 PM EDT
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LOL, so if you go swim in the ocean and then just air dry, do you end up with a white substance on your skin? Are you going to claim the ocean isn't made of water because it has 3.5% salt in it? That is all it takes, 3.5% of the total liquid to be salt to create a white residue. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate.  OP's girlfriend must be really dehydrated then.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:42:38 PM EDT
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OP, whatever it takes to rationalize that your golden shower is something else to highten your sexual pleasure is good.
Remember, though, women don't have the physical makeup of muscles to shoot from their skene's gland. Any squirting involves the bladder. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:43:19 PM EDT
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Because porn has convinced the little boys that it's a sign of their sexual prowess to "have a squirter." |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:44:14 PM EDT
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In on round 2!
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:44:17 PM EDT
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Even if it is pee, who cares? I had a GF that used to engege in pee fights all the time. Of course we always did it in the shower and not in the carpeted rooms. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:45:11 PM EDT
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OP, whatever it takes to rationalize that your golden shower is something else to highten your sexual pleasure is good. Remember, though, women don't have the physical makeup of muscles to shoot from their skene's gland. Any squirting involves the bladder.
(Before disgusted comments, someone had the brilliant idea to fill a hose with pressurized nacho cheese )
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:45:30 PM EDT
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So then in the peer review medical studies that showed the bladder filling and then emptying, where did all that liquid go? So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:46:27 PM EDT
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Because porn has convinced the little boys that it's a sign of their sexual prowess to "have a squirter." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP, why do you feel the need to broadcast this?  Sling Blade (1/12) Movie CLIP - Mercury Is a Real Good Car (1996) HD |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:46:33 PM EDT
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Read the peer reviewed medical study. It is a mixture of both fluids. Science has already defined what it is and where it comes from. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pee is not viscous. involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:47:08 PM EDT
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Piss or not its still fucking hot, definitely on the bucket list if I ever become single.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:47:40 PM EDT
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. Even if it is pee, who cares? I had a GF that used to engege in pee fights all the time. Of course we always did it in the shower and not in the carpeted rooms. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:48:02 PM EDT
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So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So then in the peer review medical studies that showed the bladder filling and then emptying, where did all that liquid go? So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. Quoted:
Piss or not its still fucking hot, definitely on the bucket list if I ever become single. 
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:48:22 PM EDT
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Ain't nothing wrong with a little watersports, OP. It's not like she's shitting on you.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:48:53 PM EDT
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When someone says I'm Pissed off!
The OP responds its better than being pissed on!
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:49:12 PM EDT
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Poop thread.
No. Pee thread. Wait, I'm confused now! Skeep thread?
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:49:35 PM EDT
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So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So then in the peer review medical studies that showed the bladder filling and then emptying, where did all that liquid go? So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. 
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:49:49 PM EDT
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So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:51:14 PM EDT
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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:51:18 PM EDT
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Can we just merge these two threads now?
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/2016014_Using-a-forked-stick-to-find-water-.html |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:51:56 PM EDT
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Dude, they've literally taken ultrasounds before, during, and after, taken samples of fluids to test, etc. They pretty well know what the chemical composition of the fluids are, and where they come from. Eh, it's interesting at first, especially sensation wise but it gets old fast. Dated a chick that would do it every time she got off. The first week or two was fun, after that it got really annoying to have to do laundry a lot. Plus it's a lot less fun to dine at the Y when you have to worry about getting drowned in the pool. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:52:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:52:18 PM EDT
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BMG, do you live near Winchester
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:52:44 PM EDT
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How does one "reabsorb" liquid from the bladder? I'm sure I'd be fascinated by the answer. The skene's glands don't even connect to the bladder in the first place. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:53:00 PM EDT
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OP is getting pissed on, next he'll be feeding her some BBQ Sliders
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:53:56 PM EDT
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How does one "reabsorb" liquid from the bladder? I'm sure I'd be fascinated by the answer. The skene's glands don't even connect to the bladder in the first place. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks. Navy Science Man! |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:54:12 PM EDT
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How does one "reabsorb" liquid from the bladder? I'm sure I'd be fascinated by the answer. The skene's glands don't even connect to the bladder in the first place. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So you're OK with ultra rapid filling, but not re absorption? How are you reconciling that the two liquids are completely different in smell, color & viscosity? Is it possible that that rapid filling is of a different fluid other than urine and is then ejaculated, or are you simply deciding that anything that enters or leaves that chamber must be urine? Could it not have been another fluid? Severe lack of scientific method by these Medical studies me thinks.
(Now that I finished with my sarcasm, the only word I have for that above thought is 'ow.' Fucking ow. That would be all kinds of hell on earth to have that volume of salts/minerals crystallizing in there and trying to get them out) Also, don't laugh at my half forgotten high school biology classes too hard.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:54:33 PM EDT
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Thanks for the update op. I'll sleep better at night, knowing this new information.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:54:36 PM EDT
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What's his name?
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:55:04 PM EDT
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Silly Doc, don't you know that humans are somewhat like camels. We can reabsorb our fluids when severely dehydrated as well. Downside is having to deal with massive stone growth.
(Now that I finished with my sarcasm, the only word I have for that above thought is 'ow.' Fucking ow. That would be all kinds of hell on earth to have that volume of salts/minerals crystallizing in there and trying to get them out) |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:55:32 PM EDT
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So if you claim she's able to ejaculate such huge amounts, how big are her balls?
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:56:09 PM EDT
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In before OP says he was a waterboarding fetish.
Also in before the lock. You sick bastard. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:56:30 PM EDT
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I didn't come across my first one until I was 42 during a sober one nighter. She was completely embarrassed and said that it only happened one other time during a LTR. Both times it happened during a convulsive eye rolling cramp inducing orgasm. It threw me off a bit to say the least. It went over my head, on my face, across my torso.
Second one was my recent partner that I was with for a few years. She was not aware that she could do it and was also extremely embarrassed. In the thousand plus times we made love, it happened exactly twice. Both time during a back arching orgasm. I've been around the block a time or eight, and these were the only two who ever pissed on me. During sex anyway. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:57:01 PM EDT
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In, IBTL, and
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:57:12 PM EDT
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Hey, stop hating on what the OP happens to love.
In this instance, he loves piss. While we may think the prospect of some chick filling your bed with piss is disgusting or abhorrent, he loves it. We are not here to judge. Not even for those caught up in some sort of weirdo urine fetish. Judge naught lest your fuck buddy be over cum with voluminous incontinence. So, join me in congratulating the OP as he sleeps in a puddle of piss. Good for you, OP. Good for you. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:58:44 PM EDT
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Really like this chick, may be a keeper In before it's pee, your being pissed on. Fluid comes from the skenes gland It is pretty damn cool. I need more bedsheets. |
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Posted: 7/24/2017 6:00:21 PM EDT
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i pee on the wife's leg every time we're in the shower together. she used to get mad but now she understands its just me being dominant and marking my territory. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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. Even if it is pee, who cares? I had a GF that used to engege in pee fights all the time. Of course we always did it in the shower and not in the carpeted rooms.
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Posted: 7/24/2017 6:00:53 PM EDT
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In on this train wreck.
OP, wear a raincoat next time ya'll scrog just for shits and giggles. |
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