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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:21:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Mine gained more than 2x the mass ... in her tits. Best money I ever spent. As for the rest of her, she's actually in better shape than when we were married 7 years ago and we have a toddler. She was just skinny then, now she works out damn near every day. I guess having boobs for the first time in her life made her want to get more toned.
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:21:58 PM EDT
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My wife is within 10lbs of when we met 12 yrs ago and married 10 years ago.
I, however, have gained at least 40 lbs. I really need to get off my fat ass 
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:23:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Married 20 years. Wife is maybe 15 lbs heavier than when we met. ‘ Same…except 25 years !!! . |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:24:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’ve thought about this same thing. Multiple theories. - Women gain weight as a safety mechanism. Imagine living in the ghetto as a hot lady. Not safe, stressful. Hence why so many poor people are fat. - Women feel stronger when they’re a bigger mass. If they don’t like feeling physically inferior to their man, they just eat until they outweigh them. - Food at restaurants is the same serving size for both men and women. A 130lbs lady should only eat half her plate, but doing that feels weird so they keep eating. - Democrat women have mental disorders and eat for their depression.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:25:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ding ding ding We have a winner! Staying in shape takes effort. These women know their men don't want to get raped in family court. It takes a shit ton of money to survive a divorce with kids and still be financially attractive to other women. It's not the modern conveniences, it's not corn syrup in our food... Nope, you can thank divorce court for the cows modern wives turn into |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:25:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Over 50 it’s a done deal. The female is made to reproduce , once that point is reached, you can either have a best friend for life, or bail .
I bailed. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:27:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I literally just covered this Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The same 1/2 /dozen arf millionaires with 120lbs wives that weigh less than than they were when they got married will obviously tell me I'm wrong. This thread is not for you. You're an anomaly...stop it. Quoted: Been married 51 years. Wife weighed a 110 when we married. Now she’s 95. Quoted: Married 20 years, she currently weighs 117. Don't think she has ever been more then 120. Works out 4 days a week. I literally just covered this They left out that they're all Asian 
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:27:54 PM EDT
[#8]
They all the sudden get reserved about sex too.... No more freaky shit!
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:29:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kids and/or menopause are not kind. Getting older in general isn't kind of men or women either. Shit happens. Found the fat guy and/or chubby chaser. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:29:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Some do, some don’t.
For the ones who do, complacency, an overfilled schedule, and lack of willpower. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:30:26 PM EDT
[#11]
it's 2022, 260 is now swimsuit model
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:30:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They left out that they're all Asian Nope, mine is a green eyed blond beauty |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:30:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Its called inflation
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:31:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The same 1/2 /dozen arf millionaires with 120lbs wives that weigh less than than they were when they got married will obviously tell me I'm wrong. This thread is not for you. You're an anomaly...stop it. Nah you're just wrong. And I'm poor and telling you that. A bigger issue is all the self loathing sad girly men that line up to complain on a gun forum. Jesus bro just play with your kid at the park and worry about yourself and your kid. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:31:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Because they don’t have to try to attract you anymore. They have you on a marriage contract with financial penalties. Doberman knows exactly what’s going on. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:32:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nope, mine is a green eyed blond beauty Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They left out that they're all Asian Nope, mine is a green eyed blond beauty Eastern/Northern European lineage here. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:34:00 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You forgot another reason: A greater expanse of skin provides more area to be covered with body art. Apparently, a memo went out some years ago to all the hippos that the most sure-fire way to increase their sex-appeal is to cover themselves in tats. While the effectiveness of this technique may be up for debate, it is undeniable that fat chicks have adopted this strategy en mass. Made up by the tattoo artist, no doubt, since they are paid by the volume of ink? |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:34:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of course, Meals on Wheels isn't a mcdonalds meal so you lose a lot of weight unless your snacking all the time Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Been married 51 years. Wife weighed a 110 when we married. Now she’s 95. Of course, Meals on Wheels isn't a mcdonalds meal so you lose a lot of weight unless your snacking all the time Lmfao |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:35:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, dude. Tell me about it. I'm still the same 185-200 fluctuation I have always been in the 15 years I've known her...She's chosen to just say "Fuck it" since children. I could accept a few extra. I could even accept a few more after that. But we're hitting a level where I'm just not going to be able to accept it... And yeah, I tried discussing my thoughts on her fitness level a ways back but she appears to be doubling down since... I know we'll both fall apart eventually and that's what you sign up for when you agree to get married, but we are middle aged. There's no reason to completely lose all manner of fitness because you're simply too comfortable and got a lock with children. That’s depressing. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:35:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Because it makes them 2x hotter
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:35:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Could have gained weight to meet job qualifications. Where I used to work there was apparently a 300 rule for hiring any woman.
The age + weight added together had to > 300 |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:37:25 PM EDT
[#22]
A young woman's job is to be as attractive as possible to land the most lucrative husband possible. Once that's done, mission accomplished.
They don't plan for the divorce, but that's when they get involved in a pyramid scheme and post a lot of minion memes. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:37:32 PM EDT
[#23]
marriage plus kids equals leverage equals dont give a fuck
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:38:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was married my wife fed the hell out of me and I’m the one who got fat. she turned you into a fattie and turned you loose |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:39:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone on the gun forum has a thin, beautiful wife. I do. I wouldnt fuck with a fat chick. Even if she had my kids. My dicks too small to get through more than a skeleton |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:41:19 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Could have gained weight to meet job qualifications. Where I used to work there was apparently a 300 rule for hiring any woman. The age + weight added together had to > 300 You must work in an office. Every picture I see of a group of office types, the women are disturbingly fat. Going to the same depressing office would suck much less if you weren’t surrounded by hambeasts. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:43:39 PM EDT
[#27]
I've been married about 4 years and thus far, my wife has maintained her figure. I do fear her becoming a ham beast though. Not for any rational reason at this point. It's just that the vast majority of people end up significantly overweight. I have been clear from day 1, that ham beast status will not be tolerated. Thus far, I have also kept myself in shape so it's a mutual arrangement.
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:47:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone on the gun forum has a thin, beautiful wife. Know how we know you never ventured into BOTD... |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:50:23 PM EDT
[#29]
They lock it down and quit trying.
To be fair, juggling jobs and a kid is tough if you have no support system to take the load off sometimes. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:51:39 PM EDT
[#30]
that was something I noticed in Nicaragua.... fine hot little cuties... once they hit about 24, post school,
they got married and got fat... staying home, taking care of the kids and cooking... that observation is not lost on the local men either. There were very few exceptions BUT, nice people nevertheless. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:51:40 PM EDT
[#31]
You marry the pretty girl and knock her up and she gains 40. She pops out the kid and fluid now she is 30 overweight. She does the Oprah WW thing and loses another 10 but she is still 20 over her wedding weight. She talks about losing but she is so busy with the kid.
Two years later you knock her again but this time she gains 50. Once again the kid pops out and she is down 10 and loses another 10, but now she is 30 over which is on top of the previous 20. Now your bride is 50lbs over and you are like WTF and asking do I want to hit that anymore. Onto the third kid and now she really blows up and gains 60 and crying how fat she is and asking if you still love her. Once again she drops the 10lb kid but this time she is busy with three rug rats and loses nothing because she really no longer cares. Now that pretty young thing that you married is 100lbs over. One morning you see her coming out of the shower and it hits you, you are married to the pretty fat girl. Wedding vows to live by "Till death do us part or until you cut your hair or get fat" |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:52:02 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone on the gun forum has a thin, beautiful wife. BoTD was horrifying to say the least. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:52:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been married about 4 years and thus far, my wife has maintained her figure. I do fear her becoming a ham beast though. Not for any rational reason at this point. It's just that the vast majority of people end up significantly overweight. I have been clear from day 1, that ham beast status will not be tolerated. Thus far, I have also kept myself in shape so it's a mutual arrangement. Actually, there is a rational reason. Nothing cute about the beetus and heart attacks etc. Saw what that shit did to my father. I'll starve and go run in the attic til I pass out/cramp up before I get fat/the beetus. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:54:08 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There's no reason to completely lose all manner of fitness because you're simply too comfortable and got a lock with children. Yes, there is. Laziness. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 10:59:26 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of us have huge dicks too. I don’t drive a manual as a DD though, knees aren’t what they used to be. Which means your dick doesn't work, either. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:03:27 PM EDT
[#36]
It's all about choices.
Chose a lazy undisciplined wife and you get a 260lb wife. Here she is my wife with our granddaughter  We have been married 23 years |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:07:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:10:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Getting unmarried is expensive. Pornhub is free. 
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:16:39 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 2x130=260 Just sayin.... Two nickels make a dime, every time |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:17:38 PM EDT
[#40]
5'4", 125lbs after 2 kids (stomach is a bit soft, 2 c-sections will do that), with 34DD (that 2 kids again).
Been married 11+ years. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:22:26 PM EDT
[#41]
It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around.
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:28:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:31:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around. Bud, I was him. And yes, I was in denial. But, bad numbers in the blood work woke me up and scared me shitless. 6 mos later I am down 30 lbs and hit elliptical every other day. There is no excuse. Stop putting food in your mouth, man or woman, and fix that sh!t. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:35:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around. Because they’re all like “bruh, what’s your screenname?” |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:35:41 PM EDT
[#45]
Because of my preference for latinas, I'm figuring Consuela with the post-baby weight thiccness edition would help legitimize my rap career, yo
 "DJ Geralt's got a hot wife, But Christ his 15minute songs are too long" 
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:40:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around. @TechGal26 It's snow bird season. Nothing as comical as some barrel assed boomer trying to peel themselves out of a corvette or mustang. I'll never understand the logic. Get old. Become slobopottamus. Buys sports car. Wears it like a pair of skinny jeans. Parks in the handicapped spot. So they don't have to waddle as far. Meanwhile. Some dude that was in the sand box got Lieutenant Danned from an IED... If I became a lard ass... It'd be a big cadillac or lincoln. Not something I'd grasp the a-pillar while huffing and puffing, flailing about furiously like a turtle stuck on its shell. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:42:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around. I weigh less now that when i got married...33 years ago. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:44:43 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so freaky how y'all GD guys never see the fat men slogging around.  Fat dudes: But but our metabolism, age and I broke my pinky toe. No dudes, you squander in failure and decided to quit on life. I had my medic ETS years ago, he decided to quit making excuses and is now back in shape. Men and women, quit being turds.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:45:17 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Because of my preference for latinas, I'm figuring Consuela with the post-baby weight thiccness edition would help legitimize my rap career, yo "DJ Geralt's got a hot wife, But Christ his 15minute songs are too long" Their version of crazy burns fat. See Sofia Vergara for proof. |
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Posted: 2/26/2022 11:45:32 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You must work in an office. Every picture I see of a group of office types, the women are disturbingly fat. Going to the same depressing office would suck much less if you weren’t surrounded by hambeasts. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Could have gained weight to meet job qualifications. Where I used to work there was apparently a 300 rule for hiring any woman. The age + weight added together had to > 300 You must work in an office. Every picture I see of a group of office types, the women are disturbingly fat. Going to the same depressing office would suck much less if you weren’t surrounded by hambeasts. Well I doubt it was a construction site. Or anywhere else where actual work gets done |
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