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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:43:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My domesticated, obedient and barefooted Latina housewife is not offended by the use of the term “wife unit”. Ah, the DOBL I remember when the LBFM was the prized commodity. But it was mainly used in the Asian context, and always in a complimentary way. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:45:31 PM EDT
[#2]
It used to be called a "Pocket Pussy", but they were sued for patent infringement, so they renamed it the "Wife Unit".
It's a masturbation aid sold on Amazon. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:46:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's been used or variances of it used in military circles of a long time. Spousal Unit, 1 EA (not standard issue) Ha, I like that. Need a little tag with that on it |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:47:38 PM EDT
[#4]
“Pills” and “Shotty” guys deserve a drone strike right into the basement.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:50:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tough call as to which is worse: wife unit or wifey. Both make people sound exceptionally stupid. Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:52:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tough call as to which is worse: wife unit or wifey. Both make people sound exceptionally stupid. Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. It’s “Evil Book of Faces”. I’ve never typed it till now. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:52:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tough call as to which is worse: wife unit or wifey. Both make people sound exceptionally stupid. Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. Book of faces and fur babies should result in public beatings. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:53:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s “Evil Book of Faces”. I’ve never typed it till now. You almost got a pass for the evil part. Almost. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:54:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. It is a goofy phrase... but definitely not new. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:56:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Says the partner. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yep. It is a goofy phrase... but definitely not new. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:56:40 PM EDT
[#11]
It’s so you can number them. I’m on Wife Unit 2.0 |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:57:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Book of faces and fur babies should result in public beatings. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 3:58:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Book of faces and fur babies should result in public beatings. https://i.imgur.com/b5jO1hc.gif I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:01:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Bulldog 6 Actual.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:02:56 PM EDT
[#15]
We use it because dirty civilians don't understand Household 6.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:03:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:06:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Book of faces and fur babies should result in public beatings. https://i.imgur.com/b5jO1hc.gif I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Dude at work says it constantly and I have visions of violence. Sadly it says in the employee handbook I can’t assault people I’m supposed to be leading. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:07:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Book of faces and fur babies should result in public beatings. https://i.imgur.com/b5jO1hc.gif I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. “Fur babies” is ok when used in a sarcastic manner, because it succinctly describes what they are to many people: a substitute for human babies. If a person refers to their own “fur babies”, then yes a public caning should commence. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:08:07 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:10:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Pics of the wife unit
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:11:59 PM EDT
[#21]
There's a lot of internet lingo that's annoying. The "unit" stuff is at the top of the list. The most annoying is still the trend of adding a "y" or "ie" to end of a brand name of gun or type. Shotty, Bushy, Remmy, Colty, Rock Rivery etc. It was so damn lame and ran through this forum like wild fire. There are still losers doing it to this day thinking they look cool when in reality they look like a buncha cheese balls who have never seen tits in real life.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:15:35 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:17:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. Seems OK is it’s Mom or Dad, ie. “Bring this to Mom” It’s not just your title, it’s your name. I wouldn’t like my kids referring to parents and grandparents by first name. Ooh, since we’re on the topic, I hate the way my Mom, and M.I.L made up their own titles. They didn’t want to be Grandma, (“grammas are old”)…so they have the kids call them something else, and it’s not even traditional, like Babushka.  . ———. “I’m gonna Sale this Chevy” Always bothers me. I usually like regional dialects, but that one irks me. White people ebonics. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:19:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quit being a cheap ass. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Partner and SWMBO are the two that cheap my ass.  Quit being a cheap ass. Are you my old lady?
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:20:41 PM EDT
[#25]
What is the OP Unit's major malfunction here?
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:23:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit yes. My wife's mom is from your side of the Neches and those hillbillies drive me nuts with that brother and sister crap. Don't even get me started on bubba and sissy either. I visibly get red and glare when they say that around and to my kids. My wife just gracefully tells them to stop. Meanwhile I want to tell them I don't want my kids to sound like slack jawed hillbillies with an penchant for incest. I aaaaaalmost mentioned the bubba and sissy thing. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:26:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Seems OK is it’s Mom or Dad, ie. “Bring this to Mom” It’s not just your title, it’s your name. I wouldn’t like my kids referring to parents and grandparents by first name. Ooh, since we’re on the topic, I hate the way my Mom, and M.I.L made up their own titles. They didn’t want to be Grandma, (“grammas are old”)…so they have the kids call them something else, and it’s not even traditional, like Babushka. . ———. “I’m gonna Sale this Chevy” Always bothers me. I usually like regional dialects, but that one irks me. White people ebonics. Yes, Mom or Dad is fine. I dislike *Mommy* and *Daddy* though. It just can't be that hard to throw a *your* in there so that they don't sound ignorant. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:26:31 PM EDT
[#28]
It's not as bad as "dag" or "stonks".
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:26:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I aaaaaalmost mentioned the bubba and sissy thing. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Holy shit yes. My wife's mom is from your side of the Neches and those hillbillies drive me nuts with that brother and sister crap. Don't even get me started on bubba and sissy either. I visibly get red and glare when they say that around and to my kids. My wife just gracefully tells them to stop. Meanwhile I want to tell them I don't want my kids to sound like slack jawed hillbillies with an penchant for incest. I aaaaaalmost mentioned the bubba and sissy thing. That's a new one to me.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:28:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a new one to me. It's infinitely worse. "Bubba, bring this to Sissy." Just no reason for that nonsense. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:29:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: At least it's not as cringe as SWMBO I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:29:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Maybe thats code for ‘large vagina’.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:30:17 PM EDT
[#33]
You could sue Minister of Sex and Finance.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:30:47 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes, Mom or Dad is fine. I dislike *Mommy* and *Daddy* though. It just can't be that hard to throw a *your* in there so that they don't sound ignorant. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Seems OK is it’s Mom or Dad, ie. “Bring this to Mom” It’s not just your title, it’s your name. I wouldn’t like my kids referring to parents and grandparents by first name. Ooh, since we’re on the topic, I hate the way my Mom, and M.I.L made up their own titles. They didn’t want to be Grandma, (“grammas are old”)…so they have the kids call them something else, and it’s not even traditional, like Babushka. . ———. “I’m gonna Sale this Chevy” Always bothers me. I usually like regional dialects, but that one irks me. White people ebonics. Yes, Mom or Dad is fine. I dislike *Mommy* and *Daddy* though. It just can't be that hard to throw a *your* in there so that they don't sound ignorant. Yes. Don’t know why, but that’s true. Engrish is funny ranguage. Amusingly, I got a nearly perfect score on my English SAT’s, without knowing any of the rules. I just read frequently, and I knew what looked correct. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:32:51 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm okay with "fur babies" as long as you purposely say it like you are retarded. Think Simple Jack. Since we're complaining, one of the biggest ice picks in my ears is when people use family placement as a proper noun. "Bring this to Sister." "Get Brother to take you outside." "Ask Daddy if he can get your ice cream." I don't usually worry too much about how people choose to live their lives but I question everything about you if I hear you do that. I actually have a employee that does this. First time I heard him on the phone with his kids, I thought, did he forget to name them at birth, dafuq? Also know someone that refers to family friends as "cousins". He was talking about his cousin that visited, his cousin brought him something, cousin, cousin... After one conversation, I said man, you have a big family. No, that is how his family refers to friends. I assume it's some kind of religion thing. Weird. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:32:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At least it's not as cringe as SWMBO I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? Had to google that as well. If I ever hear that, there’s a good chance i’d be unemployed. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:36:54 PM EDT
[#37]
Btw,
What does it mean when someone keeps posting “My buddy says…” In every reply? |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:41:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I actually have a employee that does this. First time I heard him on the phone with his kids, I thought, did he forget to name them at birth, dafuq? Also know someone that refers to family friends as "cousins". He was talking about his cousin that visited, his cousin brought him something, cousin, cousin... After one conversation, I said man, you have a big family. No, that is how his family refers to friends. I assume it's some kind of religion thing. Weird. 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:46:52 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At least it's not as cringe as SWMBO I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? Well if you try to pronounce it, it sounds like bimbo. So theres that
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:47:23 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Btw, What does it mean when someone keeps posting “My buddy says…” In every reply? You noticed that too, huh?
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Posted: 9/12/2022 4:47:43 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well if you try to pronounce it, it sounds link bimbo. So theres that Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: At least it's not as cringe as SWMBO I had to Google it, Jesus I wish I didn't. What kind of shit is that? Well if you try to pronounce it, it sounds link bimbo. So theres that 
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:09:12 PM EDT
[#42]
you been under a rock for a decade or what?
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:09:55 PM EDT
[#43]
I prefer "Sammich Maker"
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:11:09 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: you been under a rock for a decade or what? Give him a break Mang, he had da Covid. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:17:08 PM EDT
[#45]
In my PD they were referred to as "wife commander," the real supervisor we answered to.
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:21:56 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't stand either of those. I equally hate those *ironic* terms people use. If you've ever said or typed *Book of Faces* just know that I envisioned your death and I have a creative imagination. I stand in solidarity with you. Seriously - I always feel like it is mostly awkward dorks who say these things. Either their autism makes it too painful to just call things what they are, they are really corny, or they think it makes them cool and edgy. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:26:30 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: That's a new one to me. Quoted: It's infinitely worse. "Bubba, bring this to Sissy." Just no reason for that nonsense. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:27:22 PM EDT
[#48]
Heard that years ago while in Army
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:30:45 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF is SWMBO? south west Missouri boob observer It’s my second job. |
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Posted: 9/12/2022 5:32:41 PM EDT
[#50]
It's been around OP.
So has better-half and boss. |
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