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I'm sure that prolapsed A-hole will look pretty sexy when she's in her 50's.......
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Quoted: Dated a girl in the past that preferred it. Can't say I have strong feelings for or against. View Quote Some girls think they're maintaining their virginity by having anal sex only and saving the vag for her husband. Sadly it don't work like that. Virginity means sexually purity. Just one of the many facets why the world is in the condition it is in...immorality. I'll end it there |
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This thread has me laughing again at:
Adam Schiff is a Fudge Packer "Mr. Stevens appreciates the gesture of having his stool pushed in" and "make sure that's not dirty, sanchez" |
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No thanks. That’s pretty weird and I don’t think I could be convinced it wasn’t due to prior trauma. Which I don’t want any part of either.
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Why is this even a question? Of course I would marry a chick that prefers anal. What normal man wouldn't want a chick who loves the anal?
And this thread is full of idiots. Every day on GD there is multiple references in dozens of threads to fucking chicks in the ass and now that we have a fucking chicks in the ass thread we now see a whole bunch of uptight freaks who get all squeamish and shitty over fucking chick in the ass. A whole bunch of you all up in here need to only engage in procreational sexual intercourse when conceiving a child, done in the dark, eyes closed and no talking. Missionary only and no moaning either. |
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I dated a woman who loved to fuck. If I didn't plug her in the ass on two visits, she would tell me right up front the third time she came over that I WAS going to finish with a big load up her pooper.
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Well if you are both Greek at least her parents will be happy
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Quoted: Why would you choose the backdoor? Did you know that for over 75 years, Brownells has been providing quality Gunsmithing tools, gun parts and service to the firearms industry. For all but two of those years, there has been a consistent brand image, the oblong horizontal shape of our catalog and the graphical design of our Brownells logo. For all of those years, these two uniquely, identifiable products have stood for our promise of service, selection and satisfaction. View Quote Haha! Post of the day! |
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WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel and Scott Baio |
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Quoted: Why would you choose the backdoor? Did you know that for over 75 years, Brownells has been providing quality Gunsmithing tools, gun parts and service to the firearms industry. For all but two of those years, there has been a consistent brand image, the oblong horizontal shape of our catalog and the graphical design of our Brownells logo. For all of those years, these two uniquely, identifiable products have stood for our promise of service, selection and satisfaction. View Quote |
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Quoted: Why is this even a question? Of course I would marry a chick that prefers anal. What normal man wouldn't want a chick who loves the anal? And this thread is full of idiots. Every day on GD there is multiple references in dozens of threads to fucking chicks in the ass and now that we have a fucking chicks in the ass thread we now see a whole bunch of uptight freaks who get all squeamish and shitty over fucking chick in the ass. A whole bunch of you all up in here need to only engage in procreational sexual intercourse when conceiving a child, done in the dark, eyes closed and no talking. Missionary only and no moaning either. View Quote This guy isn't the hero GD wanted, but he's the hero GD needed. |
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Quoted: Some girls think they're maintaining their virginity by having anal sex only and saving the vag for her husband. Sadly it don't work like that. Virginity means sexually purity. Just one of the many facets why the world is in the condition it is in...immorality. I'll end it there View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Dated a girl in the past that preferred it. Can't say I have strong feelings for or against. Some girls think they're maintaining their virginity by having anal sex only and saving the vag for her husband. Sadly it don't work like that. Virginity means sexually purity. Just one of the many facets why the world is in the condition it is in...immorality. I'll end it there The chick I buttfucked for 2.5 years was a virgin when I met her. She wasn't saving herself, she was just ugly She also got worried she'd get pregnant, so she was dumb too |
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Quoted: Was it the chick from that kids show in ur avatar? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I dated a woman who loved to fuck. If I didn't plug her in the ass on two visits, she would tell me right up front the third time she came over that I WAS going to finish with a big load up her pooper. Was it the chick from that kids show in ur avatar? I wish.... She got married and had a kid recently. I should retire her now |
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. View Quote Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. |
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What ever happened to that thread where the poster had his butt plug sent to his job?
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Quoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. It's copypasta bro |
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Shit I've been trying to get my wife to do it for 15 years. We dabbled a little when she was in her prime. She hit menopause early and has been dry for the last 5 or 6 years. She finally got some hormone replacement this year and the first 2 months of having a full load of estrogen onboard were back to the good ol days. Get her a bottle of wine and cleaned up and she is ready for about anything. Except another chic. She even bought a few toys recently. But she's a squirter so she definitely prefers the pink taco.
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A better question would be.
Smoking hot chick that will NEVER do anal or BJ's.....just missionary... or Average looking chick that is down for any hole, any way, any time. |
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Quoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. |
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Quoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. View Quote 2010 with over 11,000 posts and you fall for that one? |
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Quoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. View Quote Dude...you've got almost 12k posts and that sucked you in? Maybe my sarcasm meter broken... |
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I think I'd be more really concerned how she discovered that she prefers this method................
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All this talk about buttsecks, the old lady is in for a helluva night tonight.
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