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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:57:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Through a strange twist of events, I met a woman on Reddit, then our conversation moved to Snapchat. Before I knew it, she was telling me her deepest sexual desires, sending me nudes. She was 22, I was 44. I have kids older than her. Bummer was, she wasn't local. Holy shit though, I considered buying a plane ticket. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Low chuckle... Has anyone had luck using Snap Chat or skipthegames to meet those of the fairer sex? Through a strange twist of events, I met a woman on Reddit, then our conversation moved to Snapchat. Before I knew it, she was telling me her deepest sexual desires, sending me nudes. She was 22, I was 44. I have kids older than her. Bummer was, she wasn't local. Holy shit though, I considered buying a plane ticket. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 5:40:57 PM EST
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This thread!
In Minecraft, the oldest profession is legal from the Rio Grande to Patagonia. But (in Minecraft), pimping & pandering aren't, so las chicas work independently. When I worked in Costa Rica, I heard that in Minecraft, a smoking hot Latina might think a Benjamin was sufficient to spend some quality time with a gringo. Allegedly. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 5:48:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lmaooooooo Gives hooker a 1099  Thank you for your contract work this year hooker Superhooker accountant yes you can take sec 1079 deduction on you new boob job. And yes whips are a business expense  I can only imagine the hooker refence calls. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 7:39:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Superhooker accountant yes you can take sec 1079 deduction on you new boob job. And yes whips are a business expense I can only imagine the hooker refence calls. some of them are really smaht and fun to talk to. 
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Posted: 2/27/2023 8:36:22 PM EST
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Do police just not really give a fuck about this stuff anymore? Seems risky to catch a charge . I always figured people with money for high end escorts would just take a trip to nevada or something
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:32:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i've talked to a stripper in seattle who did in fact write off fake teats, waxing, makeup, costumes and shoes for dancing, etc. some of them are really smaht and fun to talk to. There was an irs case about that several year ago. Believe they are legit deductions.
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Posted: 2/28/2023 12:15:40 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking |
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Posted: 2/28/2023 5:20:59 PM EST
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This thread was equal parts funny and informative.
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Posted: 3/1/2023 4:57:47 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread was equal parts funny and informative. Can the mods make this a |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 5:08:26 AM EST
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not saying it was luck, but my stepdaughter met her baby daddy on one. She managed a fairly good catch. Sometimes I feel sorry for him however, but he allows her to treat him like shit, so that's his problem. He almost got away, he figured out she was psycho and was thinking of ejecting - but she played the pregnancy card on him (accidental my ass). She has managed to "encourage" him to give up 3 careers so far. His life is not important to her, but having him around to take care of her is. His jobs were taking too much time away from him cooking their meals, cleaning their apartment, and caring for their baby. She does not work. She did brag a bunch about going to college - she took 3 classes total, one was intro to college.
That said, she does know how to work the welfare system, so I guess that is a plus - she does contribute financially that way. Government provides free food, rent allowance, free insurance, etc... |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:00:06 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do police just not really give a fuck about this stuff anymore? Seems risky to catch a charge . I always figured people with money for high end escorts would just take a trip to nevada or something I think if you really want a quality Pro you'd need to drive to Atlanta or Nashville. The ones on STG around here are *meh* at best most of the time with the vast majority hooking to support a drug habit. The reviews on usasexguide pretty much back that up too. In this day and age id just buy a quality fleshlight and call it a day lol. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 12:45:56 PM EST
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Posted: 3/1/2023 9:18:35 PM EST
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Has anyone ever scored on snapchat? From what I've heard from my gamer friends, offers are transferred to digital subscriptions, with out the hardware aesthetic.
Skipthe game seems to be some of the nastiest 50 cent pieces with a gold dabloon that is probably popo thrown in for every 30 skanks. There has to be a safer easier way. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 9:59:08 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Has anyone ever scored on snapchat? From what I've heard from my gamer friends, offers are transferred to digital subscriptions, with out the hardware aesthetic. Skipthe game seems to be some of the nastiest 50 cent pieces with a gold dabloon that is probably popo thrown in for every 30 skanks. There has to be a safer easier way.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:02:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Has anyone ever scored on snapchat? From what I've heard from my gamer friends, offers are transferred to digital subscriptions, with out the hardware aesthetic. Skipthe game seems to be some of the nastiest 50 cent pieces with a gold dabloon that is probably popo thrown in for every 30 skanks. There has to be a safer easier way. Bro that is the entire deal. You're trying to understand hookernomics. The easiest way is probably the buy here pay here lot. You need hookclear it sounds like |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:06:10 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro that is the entire deal. You're trying to understand hookernomics. The easiest way is probably the buy here pay here lot. You need hookclear it sounds like i assume OP has never been to vega$$?
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:10:43 PM EST
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:12:36 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HookClearTM i assume OP has never been to vega$$? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Bro that is the entire deal. You're trying to understand hookernomics. The easiest way is probably the buy here pay here lot. You need hookclear it sounds like i assume OP has never been to vega$$? Man like I said before I would be so angry. I guarantee a dude can spend $600 for nasty trash while some high value talent is out there for the same price. There also needs to be like a private hooker grading service. HookGrade or something. Value vs quality vs cleanliness. True story I was in college and two buddies wanted to get hookers. I was of my same mentality, ehhhhhh I don't know bro. I went drinking. I struck out at the bar, but got their story the next morning. They paid some amount to show up (each), one dude got the better looking chick which is always a bummer for the other dude. Then negotiations, then the one dude got laid by the hotter chick for less. The other dude got like a condom bj or a handy J. This was years ago so I don't remember the prices they said, nor would be they applicable in today's dollars, but I do remember they were fairly similar. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:15:17 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man like I said before I would be so angry. I guarantee a dude can spend $600 for nasty trash while some high value talent is out there for the same price. There also needs to be like a private hooker grading service. HookGrade or something. Value vs quality vs cleanliness. True story I was in college and two buddies wanted to get hookers. I was of my same mentality, ehhhhhh I don't know bro. I went drinking. I struck out at the bar, but got their story the next morning. They paid some amount to show up (each), one dude got the better looking chick which is always a bummer for the other dude. Then negotiations, then the one dude got laid by the hotter chick for less. The other dude got like a condom bj or a handy J. This was years ago so I don't remember the prices they said, nor would be they applicable in today's dollars, but I do remember they were fairly similar.
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:16:34 PM EST
[#20]
If we monetize this we could have:
HookClear HookGrade Then capitalize the other side of the market with: HookSafe (muscle) HookGuarantee (some sort of escrow) I'm not sure how we would get good info to make decisions on escrow payments though. I mean sure it works for defi crypto with proof of sent funds but it would be more difficult to determine services rendered from an escrow perspective in that market |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:17:31 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking Why? It is the oldest profession and aren't all women whores. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:19:34 PM EST
[#22]
STD testing would be fairly easily
Grading is tough because reviews are trash everywhere. Maybe only allow performance reviews and for looks require weekly photos or something. HookSafe would literally just be hiring bros to kick the shit out of non payers, that's easy. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:20:37 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why? It is the oldest profession and aren't all women whores. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking Why? It is the oldest profession and aren't all women whores. No. Not all women are whores. Most women are irrational but not all are whores. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:20:49 PM EST
[#24]
Skip is p2p.
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:21:44 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If we monetize this we could have: HookClear HookGrade Then capitalize the other side of the market with: HookSafe (muscle) HookGuarantee (some sort of escrow) I'm not sure how we would get good info to make decisions on escrow payments though. I mean sure it works for defi crypto with proof of sent funds but it would be more difficult to determine services rendered from an escrow perspective in that market  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:22:33 PM EST
[#26]
HookClear would be difficult due to obvious privacy concerns with the Johns.
My suggestion would be like Swiss banking and you have a numbered account. Maybe the clearing house is the only one to have access to personal information which is both hidden and not stored |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:23:47 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HookClear would be difficult due to obvious privacy concerns with the Johns. My suggestion would be like Swiss banking and you have a numbered account. Maybe the clearing house is the only one to have access to personal information which is both hidden and not stored what would elon do?
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:25:18 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If we monetize this we could have: HookClear HookGrade Then capitalize the other side of the market with: HookSafe (muscle) HookGuarantee (some sort of escrow) I'm not sure how we would get good info to make decisions on escrow payments though. I mean sure it works for defi crypto with proof of sent funds but it would be more difficult to determine services rendered from an escrow perspective in that market Maybe hook guarantee is funded by a percentage taken from the hook, which is based on the average amount of claims. The free market would naturally deviate towards different rates for different users and decrease over time based on each party's lack of claims against them. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:27:44 PM EST
[#29]
Like for either party starting out you'd be hook guarantee 1, and then progress based on successful transactions.
Both high dollar girls and high paying bros could achieve higher ratings by fronting the money before hand. |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:30:33 PM EST
[#30]
Like a hook bank.
Depositors in banks get a better rate the more they invest. A similar model might make sense. Some new dude going after big talent might escrow 10k or something until girls know he won't beat them or kill them. New girls might pay a higher percentage of wages earned to get better safety guarantees. Wild west could exist as well, but it would be explicitly stated for both sides |
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:49:26 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: redistributed into her abs. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running y'all ever been with a warrior woman? where her tiddies go? redistributed into her abs. 
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Posted: 3/1/2023 10:59:00 PM EST
[#32]
The key to dating can be found by following @Hoodville on IG. The dookie stories alone are solid fk'n gold.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:49:39 AM EST
[#33]
Goddammit. We're watching the bureaucratization of hooking in real time here. And once the bean counters (not that bean) get ahold of it it's just going to turn into middle managers looking for that next quarterly bonus and c-suites pandering to stockholders with no concern whatsoever for the long term success of the industry or overall value to the johns who need it most.
Thanks a lot whiskers. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:22:41 AM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goddammit. We're watching the bureaucratization of hooking in real time here. And once the bean counters (not that bean) get ahold of it it's just going to turn into middle managers looking for that next quarterly bonus and c-suites pandering to stockholders with no concern whatsoever for the long term success of the industry or overall value to the johns who need it most. Thanks a lot whiskers. Sir we are searching for decentralized solutions to hook more safely and efficiently |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:27:33 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man like I said before I would be so angry. I guarantee a dude can spend $600 for nasty trash while some high value talent is out there for the same price. There also needs to be like a private hooker grading service. HookGrade or something. Value vs quality vs cleanliness. True story I was in college and two buddies wanted to get hookers. I was of my same mentality, ehhhhhh I don't know bro. I went drinking. I struck out at the bar, but got their story the next morning. They paid some amount to show up (each), one dude got the better looking chick which is always a bummer for the other dude. Then negotiations, then the one dude got laid by the hotter chick for less. The other dude got like a condom bj or a handy J. This was years ago so I don't remember the prices they said, nor would be they applicable in today's dollars, but I do remember they were fairly similar. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Bro that is the entire deal. You're trying to understand hookernomics. The easiest way is probably the buy here pay here lot. You need hookclear it sounds like i assume OP has never been to vega$$? Man like I said before I would be so angry. I guarantee a dude can spend $600 for nasty trash while some high value talent is out there for the same price. There also needs to be like a private hooker grading service. HookGrade or something. Value vs quality vs cleanliness. True story I was in college and two buddies wanted to get hookers. I was of my same mentality, ehhhhhh I don't know bro. I went drinking. I struck out at the bar, but got their story the next morning. They paid some amount to show up (each), one dude got the better looking chick which is always a bummer for the other dude. Then negotiations, then the one dude got laid by the hotter chick for less. The other dude got like a condom bj or a handy J. This was years ago so I don't remember the prices they said, nor would be they applicable in today's dollars, but I do remember they were fairly similar. @JLPettimoreIII I think you should facilitate a podcast between @WhiskersTheCat and some hookers, maybe pick 3....low / medium / high on the price scale. It might help him with his fear and assuming the girls are talkative / truthful it could be very entertaining.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:47:24 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sir we are searching for decentralized solutions to hook more safely and efficiently Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Goddammit. We're watching the bureaucratization of hooking in real time here. And once the bean counters (not that bean) get ahold of it it's just going to turn into middle managers looking for that next quarterly bonus and c-suites pandering to stockholders with no concern whatsoever for the long term success of the industry or overall value to the johns who need it most. Thanks a lot whiskers. Sir we are searching for decentralized solutions to hook more safely and efficiently This is like when mega globo-corps buy up little independent businesses that are awesome, and expect them to continue being awesome after they mega globo-corporatize them. The danger of having your wiener catch on fire from some exotic disease nobody has a name for, or getting beat to a pulp by some enormous motherfucker who was laying low in the parking lot, or discovering that your date is actually a 35yo Asian dude cop in a wig and all of his cop friends are hanging out around the corner and want to meet you too is all part of the magic. Now it's gonna be all formulaic and sad. 
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:49:20 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @JLPettimoreIII I think you should facilitate a podcast between @WhiskersTheCat and some hookers, maybe pick 3....low / medium / high on the price scale. It might help him with his fear and assuming the girls are talkative / truthful it could be very entertaining. pros and guys like me don't work for free. 
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:49:55 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is like when mega globo-corps buy up little independent businesses that are awesome, and expect them to continue being awesome after they mega globo-corporatize them. The danger of having your wiener catch on fire from some exotic disease nobody has a name for, or getting beat to a pulp by some enormous motherfucker who was laying low in the parking lot, or discovering that your date is actually a 35yo Asian dude cop in a wig and all of his cop friends are hanging out around the corner and want to meet you too is all part of the magic. Now it's gonna be all formulaic and sad. Attached File |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:52:56 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers will have to compensate the girls for their time. pros and guys like me don't work for free. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @JLPettimoreIII I think you should facilitate a podcast between @WhiskersTheCat and some hookers, maybe pick 3....low / medium / high on the price scale. It might help him with his fear and assuming the girls are talkative / truthful it could be very entertaining. pros and guys like me don't work for free. You worked for free for 11 pages.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 10:01:25 AM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You worked for free for 11 pages. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: @JLPettimoreIII I think you should facilitate a podcast between @WhiskersTheCat and some hookers, maybe pick 3....low / medium / high on the price scale. It might help him with his fear and assuming the girls are talkative / truthful it could be very entertaining. pros and guys like me don't work for free. You worked for free for 11 pages. Just think of it as his podcast interview with text instead of words. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 11:19:04 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You worked for free for 11 pages. so much of my time at work is spent driving and/or offering my opinion on various things and/or in pointless meetings. i don't consider that work either but i'm getting paid for it.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 11:22:07 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just think of it as his podcast interview with text instead of words.  also, during pointless meetings i can always zone out and turn their volume down and dream about food and leanbeefpatty.     |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 1:37:49 PM EST
[#43]
This thread motivating me to work out again I want to look good for the hookers
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Posted: 3/2/2023 2:01:09 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i can shitpost whilst in pointless meetings but it'd be a mite tougher to podcast during a pointless meeting. also, during pointless meetings i can always zone out and turn their volume down and dream about food and leanbeefpatty. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1543638.jpg https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1543637.jpg https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1532583.jpg https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1532587.jpg Stay away from these broads. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 2:13:07 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Honestly that was probably my ex wife Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Low chuckle... Has anyone had luck using Snap Chat or skipthegames to meet those of the fairer sex? Through a strange twist of events, I met a woman on Reddit, then our conversation moved to Snapchat. Before I knew it, she was telling me her deepest sexual desires, sending me nudes. She was 22, I was 44. I have kids older than her. Bummer was, she wasn't local. Holy shit though, I considered buying a plane ticket. You would probably have ended up on the show Catfish and got to meet some fat male incel still living at home. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 2:16:44 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i've talked to a stripper in seattle who did in fact write off fake teats, waxing, makeup, costumes and shoes for dancing, etc. some of them are really smaht and fun to talk to. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Superhooker accountant yes you can take sec 1079 deduction on you new boob job. And yes whips are a business expense I can only imagine the hooker refence calls. some of them are really smaht and fun to talk to. Did she work at a strip club or a milk farm? |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 2:46:44 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread motivating me to work out again I want to look good for the hookers No no that's the best part you can just look bad but if you pay they have to lay |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 3:26:42 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No no that's the best part you can just look bad but if you pay they have to lay Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This thread motivating me to work out again I want to look good for the hookers No no that's the best part you can just look bad but if you pay they have to lay Maybe the high end ones, but the cheap hookers, I bet there’s a lot of competition for them. I’d like to increase my odds of landing a good one. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 3:32:49 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe the high end ones, but the cheap hookers, I bet there’s a lot of competition for them. I’d like to increase my odds of landing a good one. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: This thread motivating me to work out again I want to look good for the hookers No no that's the best part you can just look bad but if you pay they have to lay Maybe the high end ones, but the cheap hookers, I bet there’s a lot of competition for them. I’d like to increase my odds of landing a good one. I PAY YOU LAY |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 4:18:20 PM EST
[#50]
I pay the fee
You take the D |
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