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Accidentally added the ole lady on Snapchat from the people you may know. Been together 4 years now.
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Quoted: I think some of you would be astonished at just who might be making 'lawyer-money' under the table, right in your neighborhood. The most awkward moment I experienced, briefly, was having the hotel door swing open and see the head teller of my local bank looking back at me. After the initial surprise, that turned out to be a great romp. Like I said, great memories. View Quote Not all heros wear capes |
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Quoted: There's already rating and review sites for this shit fellas. You think you just had some eureka moment going to change the industry and the world? Nope. If you have an original thought either someone already had it or because you thought it it will go out into the noosphere (yes that's a word look it up) and someone else will get that idea because you had it first and didn't act on it. Just a tip for the future. View Quote Bro you gave a better tip at your circumcision. |
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A closing thought. If you decide to experience any of this subculture, be smart about it. Like sport parachuting, or white-water rafting, or dozens of other thrills, it can bite you if you don't do you homework. I don't advocate this activity, nor do I condemn it.
In my case, I'm glad I did, because I no longer can. The ten years between sixty and seventy took a terrible toll. When I was playing with escorts, I never had a problem with ED; didn't even need the pills. Good genes, I guess. Then Covid hit in 2020, and d-dimer tests show evidence of micro-clots in small capillaries. Ahem. I keep further deterioration at bay with NAC, vitamins, serapeptase, and nattokinase. But effortless wood is a fond memory. Luckily, I do have 52 other memories to bring a wistful smile while sipping on a nice bourbon-and-water, and contemplating the fate of the world. |
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Quoted: A closing thought. If you decide to experience any of this subculture, be smart about it. Like sport parachuting, or white-water rafting, or dozens of other thrills, it can bite you if you don't do you homework. I don't advocate this activity, nor do I condemn it. In my case, I'm glad I did, because I no longer can. The ten years between sixty and seventy took a terrible toll. When I was playing with escorts, I never had a problem with ED; didn't even need the pills. Good genes, I guess. Then Covid hit in 2020, and d-dimer tests show evidence of micro-clots in small capillaries. Ahem. I keep further deterioration at bay with NAC, vitamins, serapeptase, and nattokinase. But effortless wood is a fond memory. Luckily, I do have 52 other memories to bring a wistful smile while sipping on a nice bourbon-and-water, and contemplating the fate of the world. View Quote That is pretty epic bro |
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Quoted: A closing thought. If you decide to experience any of this subculture, be smart about it. Like sport parachuting, or white-water rafting, or dozens of other thrills, it can bite you if you don't do you homework. I don't advocate this activity, nor do I condemn it. In my case, I'm glad I did, because I no longer can. The ten years between sixty and seventy took a terrible toll. When I was playing with escorts, I never had a problem with ED; didn't even need the pills. Good genes, I guess. Then Covid hit in 2020, and d-dimer tests show evidence of micro-clots in small capillaries. Ahem. I keep further deterioration at bay with NAC, vitamins, serapeptase, and nattokinase. But effortless wood is a fond memory. Luckily, I do have 52 other memories to bring a wistful smile while sipping on a nice bourbon-and-water, and contemplating the fate of the world. View Quote Getting old ain't for pussies, |
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Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50? Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Excellent hooker tradecraft, thanks for sharing. |
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Quoted: Excellent hooker tradecraft, thanks for sharing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50? Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Excellent hooker tradecraft, thanks for sharing. I've heard the tradecraft is totally different in other countries. |
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Quoted: That's why you read the reviews beforehand. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: That's kinda disappointing. What if they aren't attractive and you don't know that yet I mean face is important That's why you read the reviews beforehand. This thread is on point! Attached File |
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Quoted: Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. Ask Me Anything. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: The most expensive one I had was $1,000 for a date that started with dinner and ended after breakfast the next day. This was actually a great deal. Two hours seemed to be the best value for me - enough time that I didn't feel rushed, but still not exorbitant. If you're looking for the best Deal of the Day, those had to be the ones offered as "blowout specials" during "red week". $75 for an hour of oral ministration by a woman who was VERY good at it. View Quote Red week. That's a nice way of putting it. I've heard of the ladies who charge super high rates. I believe they work the big cities where the money is. I think they justify the high rate as justified in more than just what happens in the hotel room. Picture a women who is educated and you can take out to dinner with some business partners and can speak intelligently about finance. Someone who guards their client's confidentiality like a national security secret. And of course, she'd be attractive and skilled. Not speaking from experience here, I'm not a millionaire like everyone else on arfcom. Good story though. Way to live life to its fullest. |
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Quoted: I know this trans thing is super popular right now but all the chicks I met on this site had penises and the only people I'm that wanted to match with me were dudes View Quote |
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I've got two friends, recently divorced, who are on the "apps."
From what they both tell me, unless you're a fucking nutty commie, they are just atrocious. In our area, they are mostly filled with nurses...go fucking figure. |
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Quoted: I've got two friends, recently divorced, who are on the "apps." From what they both tell me, unless you're a fucking nutty commie, they are just atrocious. In our area, they are mostly filled with nurses...go fucking figure. View Quote |
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Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. View Quote Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: lmaooo....STG has a legit LinkedIN page https://i.imgur.com/v3GDZLZ.png Are prostitutes without tattoos more expensive |
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Quoted: Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer |
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Quoted: Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? |
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Quoted: It supposed to obfuscate/airgap the paying for their time vs directly paying for sex. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? Government BTFO |
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Quoted: Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer View Quote I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though |
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Quoted: I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though The whole thing is pretty much arrest/prosecution proof if you’re not retarded. Again in minecraft of course |
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Quoted: I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though You can't prove I paid her for sex You can only prove we came to an agreement of services for a predetermined amount of money and that exact amount of money was left behind in a bathroom before we had sex |
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Quoted: I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Wouldn't it make no difference if price was discussed in person vs email? The illegality would be established once money for a service is agreed upon, no? Government BTFO Gov logic.....you can't charge money for something you give away for free. |
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Quoted: The whole thing is pretty much arrest/prosecution proof if you’re not retarded. Again in minecraft of course View Quote Quoted: You can't prove I paid her for sex You can only prove we came to an agreement of services for a predetermined amount of money and that exact amount of money was left behind in a bathroom before we had sex View Quote I think the key would be to NEVER discuss sex. 'Seeking' circumvents this better, or maybe its just wording. A sugar baby is just a dependent girl you pay to hang out with you. Same meaning as an escort but with a much different connotation. The cost/benefit question you had earlier is what always gets me. Sex is neat and I have the money, but i'm not just going to get ripped off. That's my problem on seeking. Plus I'm not ugly so I don't actually need to pay for it. Though with really hot girls, you're paying for it no matter what. It's all so tiresome. |
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Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Some guy in a dating thread once mentioned this housekeeper website. It had pictures of the girls. You hire whichever one to come clean your house and a lot of times they'd fuck. If not, at least your house is clean. Kind of genius and you're just paying her to clean... |
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Quoted: Some guy in a dating thread once mentioned this housekeeper website. It had pictures of the girls. You hire whichever one to come clean your house and a lot of times they'd fuck. If not, at least your house is clean. Kind of genius and you're just paying her to clean... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Some guy in a dating thread once mentioned this housekeeper website. It had pictures of the girls. You hire whichever one to come clean your house and a lot of times they'd fuck. If not, at least your house is clean. Kind of genius and you're just paying her to clean... MAID FUCK DOT COM |
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Quoted: Government wants to be the only entity to get paid for fucking you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Gov logic.....you can't charge money for something you give away for free. Government wants to be the only entity to get paid for fucking you. When your good at something....never do it for free. |
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I have no idea what's going on in 87% of this thread and I'm a millennial. Granted I haven't had to think about dating since about 2006 when I met the woman I'd marry a couple years later.
I really feel for you single dudes. If something happened to my wife, I think I'd just get a dog. |
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Quoted: Some guy in a dating thread once mentioned this housekeeper website. It had pictures of the girls. You hire whichever one to come clean your house and a lot of times they'd fuck. If not, at least your house is clean. Kind of genius and you're just paying her to clean... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Quoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Some guy in a dating thread once mentioned this housekeeper website. It had pictures of the girls. You hire whichever one to come clean your house and a lot of times they'd fuck. If not, at least your house is clean. Kind of genius and you're just paying her to clean... That is awesome. |
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Quoted: I have no idea what's going on in 87% of this thread and I'm a millennial. Granted I haven't had to think about dating since about 2006 when I met the woman I'd marry a couple years later. I really feel for you single dudes. If something happened to my wife, I think I'd just get a dog. View Quote Bro that sounds honest and wholesome. This thread is not. |
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Are the maids slurs or whores?
The former would be like "teehee might as well get a bang in during this house clean to get back at my dad" whereas the latter charges you like $500 to clean your house |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: lmaooo....STG has a legit LinkedIN page https://i.imgur.com/v3GDZLZ.png lmaooooooooo bout time the oldest profession in the world gets some damn respect. I knew some women that were such giant whores, I didn't understand why they just didn't go pro. I mean, you'll fuck anything as it is, might as well charge. |
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Quoted: I've got two friends, recently divorced, who are on the "apps." From what they both tell me, unless you're a fucking nutty commie, they are just atrocious. In our area, they are mostly filled with nurses...go fucking figure. View Quote WHERE FO YOU LIVE??????????????????????????????? |
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