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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:36:11 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man that's messed up. Why can't people just enjoy regular sex  when you're as fucked up as we are you'll never be satisfied with normal shit. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:36:19 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: black hair blue eyes pale skin Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What is that blue eyes pale skin Oh heck yeah that's hot for sure |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:36:44 PM EST
[#3]
How the hell does one have trouble finding boinkable women these days? Good lord man, it has never been easier to locate a lonely/bored chick in the history of mankind.
Marriage material.... I mean, probly not. I did that already though and picked incorrectly. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:36:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I miss smoking so much bro. I think about smoking every day i've been known to text/IM/email project managers at 0659 and say: four cups of coffee already! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:37:18 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've bagged more than a few lesbians. I mean they were closet bisexual I suppose. But they really did dress like Ralph Maccio or a member of Pearl Jam before they dropped trou and took the business. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Well this has been a very interesting thread brah the only thing keeping me going is the idea of someday having enough money to have a harem of hot young lesbians to put up firewood for me at the ranch whilst i'm recreating "alanis morisette day" from deadpool with steph chung in the main ranch house and paying alimony to leanbeefpatty. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1188589.jpg Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though That had to make you feel awesome. I have only banged regular heterosexual women |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:37:37 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $1000 would get things done real nice outside of the US.  I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oh that makes sense. Even though it's stupid. So what's the rate for simply quality without bragging rights? Like just "damn that is a quality hooker" I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. Me and the boys always had a fun weekend when I wasn't actually dating chicks for real there. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:37:44 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've bagged more than a few lesbians. I mean they were closet bisexual I suppose. But they really did dress like Ralph Maccio or a member of Pearl Jam before they dropped trou and took the business.  hot lesbians wearing shitty baggy clothing to hide the rockin' bod is one of the great pleasures in life. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:38:26 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They can't be a super hooker for $1,000 They can be really hot and a good value though. Super hooker by definition is super expensive it's just economics my man. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:38:42 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No kidding? That's kinda odd, I wonder about their hookernomics. I mean they probably do okay for themselves so why hook? For some, they're really into it (it's a kind and strokes their ego that a guy will drop that kind of cash to be with them), and for others they realize their time in the limelight is limited and that they need to bank as much as possible as fast as possible, they might be doing OK for a few years and then never get a good movie again, or be able to charge the kind of rates they can for their companionship. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:38:52 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How the hell does one have trouble finding boinkable women these days? Good lord man, it has never been easier to locate a lonely/bored chick in the history of mankind. Marriage material.... I mean, probly not. I did that already though and picked incorrectly. We're not discussing having difficulty finding women. We are discussing the ins and outs of choosing women to have sex with like a Sears catalog |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:39:05 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How the hell does one have trouble finding boinkable women these days? Good lord man, it has never been easier to locate a lonely/bored chick in the history of mankind. Marriage material.... I mean, probly not. I did that already though and picked incorrectly. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:39:18 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: because i keep chasing the white rhino my man. when you're as fucked up as we are you'll never be satisfied with normal shit. Preach. Life begins when you leave vanilla behind. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:40:21 PM EST
[#13]
Quoted: sir, in the third world $1000 USD gets you a superhooker. it's just economics my man. Quoted: For some, they're really into it (it's a kind and strokes their ego that a guy will drop that kind of cash to be with them), and for others they realize their time in the limelight is limited and that they need to bank as much as possible as fast as possible, they might be doing OK for a few years and then never get a good movie again, or be able to charge the kind of rates they can for their companionship. Both of you are making sense |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:41:02 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That had to make you feel awesome. I have only banged regular heterosexual women brah back in the day there was a college girl who worked at sonic who used to roller skate around in the booty shorts at work and i saw she had cutter scars all over her thighs. that's just the tip of the iceberg for a guy like me.  i... have... very... extreme... needs...  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:42:12 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Preach. Life begins when you leave vanilla behind. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:44:22 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Preach. Life begins when you leave vanilla behind. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: because i keep chasing the white rhino my man. when you're as fucked up as we are you'll never be satisfied with normal shit. Preach. Life begins when you leave vanilla behind. Idk regular stuff still pretty awesome for me I don't need to put pine nuts and some sort of fancy reduction on a steak either |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:45:04 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Through a strange twist of events, I met a woman on Reddit, then our conversation moved to Snapchat. Before I knew it, she was telling me her deepest sexual desires, sending me nudes. She was 22, I was 44. I have kids older than her. Bummer was, she wasn't local. Holy shit though, I considered buying a plane ticket. Did she enjoy playing a game of chess? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:46:12 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did she enjoy playing a game of chess?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:46:33 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah back in the day there was a college girl who worked at sonic who used to roller skate around in the booty shorts at work and i saw she had cutter scars all over her thighs. that's just the tip of the iceberg for a guy like me. i... have... very... extreme... needs... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That had to make you feel awesome. I have only banged regular heterosexual women brah back in the day there was a college girl who worked at sonic who used to roller skate around in the booty shorts at work and i saw she had cutter scars all over her thighs. that's just the tip of the iceberg for a guy like me. i... have... very... extreme... needs... Yeah i couldn't. I would feel bad for her. I'm not that great of a guy and I wouldn't try to save her or anything but I would have just stayed away lol |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:46:50 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Idk regular stuff still pretty awesome for me I don't need to put pine nuts and some sort of fancy reduction on a steak either brah i still need to make your beef stew at some point.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:46:52 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah back in the day there was a college girl who worked at sonic who used to roller skate around in the booty shorts at work and i saw she had cutter scars all over her thighs. that's just the tip of the iceberg for a guy like me. i... have... very... extreme... needs... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That had to make you feel awesome. I have only banged regular heterosexual women brah back in the day there was a college girl who worked at sonic who used to roller skate around in the booty shorts at work and i saw she had cutter scars all over her thighs. that's just the tip of the iceberg for a guy like me. i... have... very... extreme... needs... Fuck an a brother. My ex wife was a redhead with an alcoholic dad and her mom committed suicide (that’s actually really sad) when she was 13 years old on Thanksgiving Things were interesting for 17 years to say the least. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:47:26 PM EST
[#22]
“Dating” is just another version of “I’m a slut and do it for free”.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:48:00 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We're not discussing having difficulty finding women. We are discussing the ins and outs of choosing women to have sex with like a Sears catalog Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How the hell does one have trouble finding boinkable women these days? Good lord man, it has never been easier to locate a lonely/bored chick in the history of mankind. Marriage material.... I mean, probly not. I did that already though and picked incorrectly. We're not discussing having difficulty finding women. We are discussing the ins and outs of choosing women to have sex with like a Sears catalog Ah the Sears theory. Your choices are three. 1) Hot and young but makes poor life choices. Hope you like rugrats. 2) Hot and middle aged. Chose career and education. Now feels the clock ticking. (Usually genuinely crazy as fuck) 3) The other ones |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:48:52 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah i couldn't. I would feel bad for her. I'm not that great of a guy and I wouldn't try to save her or anything but I would have just stayed away lol  ROLLING STONES SLAVE -HD makes me sad because i know it'll never happen.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:49:18 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck an a brother. My ex wife was a redhead with an alcoholic dad and her mom committed suicide (that's actually really sad) when she was 13 years old on Thanksgiving Things were interesting for 17 years to say the least.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:49:45 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ah the Sears theory. Your choices are three. 1) Hot and young but makes poor life choices. Hope you like rugrats. 2) Hot and middle aged. Chose career and education. Now feels the clock ticking. (Usually genuinely crazy as fuck) 3) The other ones |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:52:02 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Dating" is just another version of "I'm a slut and do it for free".
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:52:34 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Quote HistoryQuoted: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Cool thing about group sex you don't have to pay to be part of, you don't need any of that with the right girls. Quoted: Idk regular stuff still pretty awesome for me I don't need to put pine nuts and some sort of fancy reduction on a steak either Are you even living life? PINE NUTS!!!!! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:52:45 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In Kyrgyzstan in 2002 it was ~$10 an hour for a 2k sqft home some had pools, hot tubs, billiard tables etc and the girls were $10-$20 an hour. You told the taxi driver you wanted to go to the "sauna" and they'd drop you off at the house. You pay someone the money and they leave and you wait. Few minutes later the first carload of hookers would show up and you point to the one you want and pay her. I remember one time we went through a couple car loads before we picked some. One time I kept a chick a second hour but everyone else dumped their first off and get another one. Me and the boys always had a fun weekend when I wasn't actually dating chicks for real there.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:54:11 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cool thing about group sex you don't have to pay to be part of, you don't need any of that with the right girls. as the great warrior poet harry calahan once mused: man's got to know his limitations. i'll stick with striking out with mercedes the waitress at the messican joint.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:54:48 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What are the chicks like there? I can't stop seeing Borat (I know its Kazakstan) talking about super e-hookers. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:05:15 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ah the Sears theory. Your choices are three. 1) Hot and young but makes poor life choices. Hope you like rugrats. 2) Hot and middle aged. Chose career and education. Now feels the clock ticking. (Usually genuinely crazy as fuck) 3) The other ones Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: How the hell does one have trouble finding boinkable women these days? Good lord man, it has never been easier to locate a lonely/bored chick in the history of mankind. Marriage material.... I mean, probly not. I did that already though and picked incorrectly. We're not discussing having difficulty finding women. We are discussing the ins and outs of choosing women to have sex with like a Sears catalog Ah the Sears theory. Your choices are three. 1) Hot and young but makes poor life choices. Hope you like rugrats. 2) Hot and middle aged. Chose career and education. Now feels the clock ticking. (Usually genuinely crazy as fuck) 3) The other ones No no You're talking about dating We are discussing paying women directly for services rendered, and what the economics of such entail |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:05:49 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: when i saw her i would always imagine myself being her slave and her whipping me with a plastic coat hanger and burning me with cigarettes.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTwnExGWsAYmakes me sad because i know it'll never happen. https://imgs.search.brave.com/yx3SiatwbgeiayUwi7F-0fqkyFU8_arRfJE0v42dZ5k/rs:fit:490:250:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy9hNTQ1/NGU4MTNlNWNlNDhl/ZmJjZjVjMzIzZTlk/MTZkZi90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTc5/ODEwMDM.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah i couldn't. I would feel bad for her. I'm not that great of a guy and I wouldn't try to save her or anything but I would have just stayed away lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTwnExGWsAYmakes me sad because i know it'll never happen. https://imgs.search.brave.com/yx3SiatwbgeiayUwi7F-0fqkyFU8_arRfJE0v42dZ5k/rs:fit:490:250:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy9hNTQ1/NGU4MTNlNWNlNDhl/ZmJjZjVjMzIzZTlk/MTZkZi90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTc5/ODEwMDM.gif Bro too much I have burned myself with cigarettes drunk by accident and it sucks |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:06:06 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No no You're talking about dating We are discussing paying women directly for services rendered, and what the economics of such entail i was hoping these were hooker categories.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:06:22 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cool thing about group sex you don't have to pay to be part of, you don't need any of that with the right girls. Are you even living life? PINE NUTS!!!!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Cool thing about group sex you don't have to pay to be part of, you don't need any of that with the right girls. Quoted: Idk regular stuff still pretty awesome for me I don't need to put pine nuts and some sort of fancy reduction on a steak either Are you even living life? PINE NUTS!!!!! One penis per sex act only |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:06:44 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro too much I have burned myself with cigarettes drunk by accident and it sucks now i has a sad. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:07:01 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One penis per sex act only |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:07:44 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ooooooooof Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Fuck an a brother. My ex wife was a redhead with an alcoholic dad and her mom committed suicide (that's actually really sad) when she was 13 years old on Thanksgiving Things were interesting for 17 years to say the least. I like to live dangerously brother. What can I say? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:10:11 PM EST
[#39]
whiskers
bruh i will now be disappointed because the pro websites don't have a category for "Hot and young but makes poor life choices" that's exactly what a man needs from time to time. sometime i'll tell you the story about me striking out with the college rower girl at SEA and you'll wonder how i even survived. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:14:15 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh i will now be disappointed because the pro websites don't have a category for "Hot and young but makes poor life choices" that's exactly what a man needs from time to time. sometime i'll tell you the story about me striking out with the college rower girl at SEA and you'll wonder how i even survived. My ex lives in Seattle now. Let me know if ya go back. I’ll give ya her contact info. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:16:08 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What are the chicks like there? I can't stop seeing Borat (I know its Kazakstan) talking about super e-hookers. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In Kyrgyzstan in 2002 it was ~$10 an hour for a 2k sqft home some had pools, hot tubs, billiard tables etc and the girls were $10-$20 an hour. You told the taxi driver you wanted to go to the "sauna" and they'd drop you off at the house. You pay someone the money and they leave and you wait. Few minutes later the first carload of hookers would show up and you point to the one you want and pay her. I remember one time we went through a couple car loads before we picked some. One time I kept a chick a second hour but everyone else dumped their first off and get another one. Me and the boys always had a fun weekend when I wasn't actually dating chicks for real there. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:17:14 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My ex lives in Seattle now. Let me know if ya go back. I'll give ya her contact info. i heard a rumor from one of my TX guys last week that we're going after more WA state work. not 100% sure if i'll be going to WA or not. i'm still going after detroit work merely so i can sneak across to the canadian ballet in windsor. need to renew my passport just in case. also i don't have the thing for the thing so not sure canadia will even let me in. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:18:03 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The "natives" were a great mix of asian/persian/mongolian/ due to its geographic location kind of a melting pot. Not your typical short asians either. Most of them were really leggy. The rest were russians that still lived there. They were all fucking hot too. It was insane. The "ugly" hookers were 7's which isn't bad. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:25:38 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah but I'm not gonna let some dumb hooker ride my dirt bike If she wrecks it I don't get my security deposit back plus she needs to go to the hospital and then I can't plow Some guys pay extra for that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:26:28 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh i will now be disappointed because the pro websites don't have a category for "Hot and young but makes poor life choices" that's exactly what a man needs from time to time. sometime i'll tell you the story about me striking out with the college rower girl at SEA and you'll wonder how i even survived. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:28:33 PM EST
[#46]
My favorite part of the thread is still hooker references and Hookclear
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:30:36 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My favorite part of the thread is still hooker references and Hookclear also, i feel like we could get HookClear off the ground. not sure if we can get my idea for a professional girl app called "DOER" off the ground tho.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:31:38 PM EST
[#48]
Do you his think there's an established rate for long term hookers?
Like if you were going to some cabin in the wilderness to fish and hunt but wanted to come home to a hooker? I bet you would definitely need to be part of Hookclear for that though. Lots of risk for the woman |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:32:13 PM EST
[#49]
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:33:34 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i shall never forget this thread when i'm getting calls from epic LA professional girls checking on my guys. also, i feel like we could get HookClear off the ground. not sure if we can get my idea for a professional girl app called "DOER" off the ground tho. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My favorite part of the thread is still hooker references and Hookclear also, i feel like we could get HookClear off the ground. not sure if we can get my idea for a professional girl app called "DOER" off the ground tho. I realize it's necessary, but I also don't like the idea of lots of hookers knowing my name and number. This is why we need Hookclear |
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