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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:16:39 PM EDT
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This is probably the funniest thread I've read in months, if not years. The comments are gold, GOLD!  
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Dude I'm fucking dying and I don't know why that's so funny

This is probably the funniest thread I've read in months, if not years. The comments are gold, GOLD!  


I'm laughing so hard at the comments then I read Mshake and I died and started crying and my wife's making fun of me ?? im not even drunk
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:16:48 PM EDT
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These female soldier movies are as realistic and obnoxious as all the superhero movies.

Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:17:28 PM EDT
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I don't know who Megan Fox is.
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You think you're confused ...
I thought this was about Megyn Kelly
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:18:54 PM EDT
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Well that looks like trash
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Burning trash dumpster fire is more like it.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:19:35 PM EDT
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I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year.
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I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio.
I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year.


Shit like this is why I re up every year. Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:19:50 PM EDT
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I'm pretty much over tough girl movies.

PC, woke, hollywood bullshit.
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This.

Marvel Movies require less suspension of disbelief than a 110 pound girl going john wick for 90 minutes.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:20:15 PM EDT
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"panty broth," some of you fellas really need to get out more.

(That is a good line though!)
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:21:19 PM EDT
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I'd like to nominate "boil her panties and drink the broth" as the official replacement for "drink her bathwater." That always bothered me, because of the soap.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:22:09 PM EDT
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I'm pretty much over tough girl movies.

PC, woke, hollywood bullshit.
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Exactly.

Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:22:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:22:30 PM EDT
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I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year.
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True that.  Bout to re-up just cuz....
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:23:40 PM EDT
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I couldn’t finish the trailer.
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That looks horrible!


I couldn’t finish the trailer.


Nope. I didn't quite get halfway before it became unbearable.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:25:41 PM EDT
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Are you Jackson Pollack?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:25:46 PM EDT
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2020 and that's the best cgi they could do? Looks like something off SyFy

I'll pass, may catch it on netflix or something...
I just don't care for movies that women as bad asses unless they're a super hero
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That's what I was about to post. CGI looks like SyFy.

Is this parody or a real movie?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:27:59 PM EDT
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Netflix?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:28:15 PM EDT
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You e been waiting a while to use that one haven’t you?
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You e been waiting a while to use that one haven’t you?


If so, it was worth the wait!

Bravo!!!!  
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:28:52 PM EDT
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That movie plot looks like it suffered from Covid. Twice.

But, I'll happily watch to see some of Megan Fox's skin.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:37:59 PM EDT
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That preview almost belongs in the Anime girl thread.



Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:54:54 PM EDT
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That was...forgettable.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:56:25 PM EDT
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Two hammer thumbs down.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:15:12 PM EDT
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God Damn!

Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:18:32 PM EDT
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FPMMLOL

a painter's radio... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:28:26 PM EDT
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Is this supposed to be a military movie like Tears of the Sun or a monster movie like Cujo?
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Yes
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:28:50 PM EDT
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yup. That’s a sweet ride in your avatar
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:31:58 PM EDT
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She's smoking hot.

She also has no acting ability and the IQ of a potato... and she has the reputation of being a total bitch.

But she is smoking hot...
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this,this is all that matters
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:33:54 PM EDT
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I literally spit ice cream across the room reading this
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:34:07 PM EDT
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Jesus H Christ, who would pay money to see this fucking trash?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:38:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:38:28 PM EDT
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Holy fuck that looks terrible.

I can't even imagine how bad the CGI in the real movie will look if that's the best they could muster for the trailer.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:44:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:45:51 PM EDT
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I thinking B movie and right to video.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 11:51:49 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ...


Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:04:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:05:15 AM EDT
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That’s first post and mshake’s..

Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:05:36 AM EDT
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I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year.
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I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio.
I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year.
Legit FPNI. You're missing out on all these popup ads. I'm getting Glocktalk flashbacks.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:08:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:15:05 AM EDT
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Halfway through the movie you find out she's trans and the people they are killing are all Trump supporters...
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And the lions are angry about climate change so they attack people.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:17:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:25:51 AM EDT
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You win.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:32:21 AM EDT
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I give it toe thumbs up.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:42:11 AM EDT
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I need to start a notebook of these
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:42:58 AM EDT
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These female soldier movies are as realistic and obnoxious as all the superhero movies.

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Super hero movies are more realistic at least.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 12:53:44 AM EDT
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I'd like to nominate "boil her panties and drink the broth" as the official replacement for "drink her bathwater." That always bothered me, because of the soap.
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You could also make bread with the broth.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:29:41 AM EDT
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2020 and that's the best cgi they could do? Looks like something off SyFy

I'll pass, may catch it on netflix or something...
I just don't care for movies that women as bad asses unless they're a super hero
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This is the end result when you piss off Michael Bay.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:38:18 AM EDT
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She did an amazing job of making it look like she had no idea how to use a gun.
Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:42:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:43:20 AM EDT
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.....and yet everyone here will secretly watch it.


Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:44:30 AM EDT
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You sir win the day.

Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:47:45 AM EDT
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I don't know who Megan Fox is.
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Link Posted: 7/22/2020 1:49:15 AM EDT
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Thread title is perfect! This movie looks bad enough to possibly be fun.
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