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Originally Posted By 6gunfighter2: Sure, sure. The guy who found an artillery round in his attic gets locked for trolling, yet we get 9 pages of THIS. View Quote |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By FS7: I missed most of the thread so I don't know if anybody else made the joke about roasting beans. I'm not surprised that old women like sex. My mom is 73 and I cringe at how much she talks about it. Pics of mom? Attached File |
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"Over the years, it has become increasingly difficult to tell the difference between skilled trolls versus fucking morons." DK-Prof
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No real questions about your relationship or personel details. I am more curious about you being a 67 yo lesbian here on this site with 41k posts. What in the world kept you coming back to this mess?
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Abolish the FBI, ATF, and the NSA.
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Sorry third and 4th questions.
Speaking of beans. Do gun and freedom loving old lesbos like chili with or without beans? When you used to bleed did you bleed red white and blue? |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Yeah, the last time there was cohabitation way too early. Now that I've had the house to myself I don't want cohabitating at all. But extended visits might work. I have a spare room with my weights and stuff, I can put a bed in there. But not too much, don't want too much comfort. But the reality is, people don't have as many years in them as they think, and 74 is a pretty long haul. Heck, my friend that just had a stroke is 66 and now in a wheelchair. She was the last person I would expect to have a stroke. After a certain age "long term relationship" takes on a different meaning. When I shop I stock up on consumables, because two is one and one is none. There are things I likely will never have to purchase again, like garbage bags. I scored vacuum bags for my miele at a thrift shop, I'm pretty sure I'm set for life. Whomever finds my body is going to have a blast going through my things. I thought of making a diary of lies so people can read it and go "wait . . . what! . . . " View Quote So I've settled on the term "ongoing." Not specifically short term, but not making long term plans either. Just sort of taking it as it comes. I've been with my current GF for 5 years, which is the longest of any since my divorce. And I know it frustrates her that I won't think long term. But it's part of the package, which she knew going in. Maybe I'll change my mind, but for the nonce future planning is limited to reservations to the next kink camp. I don't know if that relationship framework might help navigate what you have now. But for what it's worth i know sort of where you are coming from. As for when I die? Yeah. The only substantive link between my family life and my private life is a number in my daughter's phone labeled "In case Dad dies." The person on the other end of that number deletes some hard drives, wipes out a Google account, kills some other online accounts, and removes certain items from the house. And some women that no one knows show up at the wake. It's just better that way. |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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I think you've got some courage to post this in ARFCOM GD lol. But I also think you will be more warmly welcomed (and probably hazed too lol) than you anticipated. The younguns will be like "ew gross", anyone older than 50 is thinking about it a little bit and going "damn, that could be me if the cards land a certain way".
Carry on. Thanks for being a reasonable gay person and part of the community......... |
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"No man is free who is not master of himself."
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect. ~Marcus Aurelius |
Serious question if you were forced to go down on one of the following three people Hillary, Michelle Obama, or Kamala and there was no way you could back out, which one would you do? I mean they seriously had you over the coals, like they were threatening to blow up your Subaru if you dint go through with it, or cut you off from ever watching the Women’s college World Series like, forever.
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How is this thread not rated EPIC yet ?
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every gun makes its own tune
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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I have always thought the OP was a lesbian for some reason.
anyway this thread is way more mellow than that lesbian that was really a guy that was dating a lesbian that melted down or the other lesbian that wanted instruction on how to driver her new pickup on the highway |
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I wish I was half the man my dog thinks I am.
RIP SSG Marc Anthony Scialdo KIA 3-11-2013 Kandahar |
OP, do you and Little Pony have access to a secret forum on here?
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. I'll never walk by a cedar chest again without that image in my head |
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: It was just a hint of cedar. Probably has a cedar chest of drawers or something. Also not grizzled or otherwise unpleasant. I have a friend, a guy, we went to college together. He has very poor personal hygiene. It's so bad that when we carpooled to go home (we were from the same town) the car would reek for days. Somehow he found a willing female and they actually got married. He managed to put a baby in her. Before the baby I went to visit and there was a note in the bathroom that said "brushing our teeth makes them happy". That was there because he never brushed his teeth. Or cleaned his ears. She was trying to train him, which of course didn't go well and they eventually broke up. They still did things together like family vacations and stuff. Anyhoo, there are people out there that have poor hygiene and one of the things I thought about before we met was of those people. But happy to say this was not the case. It might have been some kind of scented oil, I have some that smells like an attic, it's simply called "wood" But it was so slight so I don't really know. There was no funk or butt thing going on. Yay View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By RTX: Okay, if you tasted a little vomit...it's the cedar smell, isn't it? Going down on a coochie that smells like cedar would take some getting used to, but certainly not enough to make a man puke. Hey, at least the damn thing is slicked off. Wouldn't it be worse if it smelled like cedar AND was all grizzled and matted up like an old wormy mare's tail? It was just a hint of cedar. Probably has a cedar chest of drawers or something. Also not grizzled or otherwise unpleasant. I have a friend, a guy, we went to college together. He has very poor personal hygiene. It's so bad that when we carpooled to go home (we were from the same town) the car would reek for days. Somehow he found a willing female and they actually got married. He managed to put a baby in her. Before the baby I went to visit and there was a note in the bathroom that said "brushing our teeth makes them happy". That was there because he never brushed his teeth. Or cleaned his ears. She was trying to train him, which of course didn't go well and they eventually broke up. They still did things together like family vacations and stuff. Anyhoo, there are people out there that have poor hygiene and one of the things I thought about before we met was of those people. But happy to say this was not the case. It might have been some kind of scented oil, I have some that smells like an attic, it's simply called "wood" But it was so slight so I don't really know. There was no funk or butt thing going on. Yay Just pray she doesn't discover Jovan Musk perfume |
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By FS7: I missed most of the thread so I don't know if anybody else made the joke about roasting beans. I'm not surprised that old women like sex. My mom is 73 and I cringe at how much she talks about it. Pics of mom? |
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"Team Ranstad"
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Originally Posted By jalcon9: So like a "day old grill cheese sandwich" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By jalcon9: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Nope. The bartholin gland kind of quits working at some point. Which is both good and bad I guess. There isn't a big mess or wet spot in the bed, you can apply the lube of your choice. So like a "day old grill cheese sandwich" Or more like hard tack |
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By HRoark87: Shaved, or did it just fall out? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By HRoark87: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Because it is retarded and kinda nasty even by GD's standards. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Originally Posted By 4q2: How is this thread not rated EPIC yet ? Because it is retarded and kinda nasty even by GD's standards. |
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I'm traumatized after reading this thread.
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There are threads that should be nuked.
Just sayin. |
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Pure blood saved by His.
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Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Because it is retarded and kinda nasty even by GD’s standards. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Originally Posted By 4q2: How is this thread not rated EPIC yet ? Because it is retarded and kinda nasty even by GD’s standards. This has been a much better thread than most , and you have to admit quite “ballsy “ for her to post in gd , IMO . Good for her to find someone |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: But for an identity group that likes to pride themselves on "diversity", they are not diverse at all. They are conformists. They are carbon copies of whatever the handbook says they should be. They can't have an original though, without consulting the handbook to see if they are allowed to have that though. This is where granny clampett comes in. I don't think she is even aware of any of that. She was involved with a lady for 30 years until that lady died. She is what I typically call "normal" View Quote My late first wife refused to identify as bisexual because of the politics. |
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At least someone in GD is getting some action.
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I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
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For all of you complaining about this thread, especially the "what has GD come to?!?!?" types, are you seriously so boring in your own life that you can't get entertainment out of this thread? Do you not have friends you talk shit with around the campfire? This is pretty tame stuff to be quite honest.
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Originally Posted By winddummy82: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/captkirk_gif-1003.gif/media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/captkirk_gif-1003.gif View Quote I am NOT posting pictures of my mother. |
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"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners" - George Carlin
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This thread has had some golden moments, both profound and humorous
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I'm not digging through all those pages.
The question I want to ask is what part of Lesbia are you from? |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By Digsafe: This. I'm 52, I want to know what 20 years down the road is going to be like View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Digsafe: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? This. I'm 52, I want to know what 20 years down the road is going to be like If you're 52, you should be doing a 30-35 year old. Twenty years down the road, you should have traded her off and be doing a 40-45 year old. |
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Originally Posted By Flysc: You crack me up sometimes. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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every gun makes its own tune
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GD is the new Reddit
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every gun makes its own tune
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: But for an identity group that likes to pride themselves on "diversity", they are not diverse at all. They are conformists. They are carbon copies of whatever the handbook says they should be. They can't have an original though, without consulting the handbook to see if they are allowed to have that though. View Quote The Left, in a nutshell. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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What is it about the PENIS that you don’t like? I’m sure you have many “false penises” that you use in both your and your GF’s vajayjays…what is it about a REAL ONE?
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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"Everything popular is wrong."
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