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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:47:30 PM EDT
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I’d be a giant dick if idiots in suits of any variety kept trying to kill me.
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You and me both. I'd probably try to kill them first. Especially if I could fly and breath fire.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:52:17 PM EDT
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I wish I could fly and breath fire. That'd be really cool.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:52:22 PM EDT
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You and me both. I'd probably try to kill them first. Especially if I could fly and breath fire.
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I’d be a giant dick if idiots in suits of any variety kept trying to kill me.


You and me both. I'd probably try to kill them first. Especially if I could fly and breath fire.

Which is, in my opinion, entirely fair.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:52:54 PM EDT
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I wish I could fly and breath fire. That'd be really cool.
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I’d definitely enjoy being a weredragon
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:53:15 PM EDT
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Which is, in my opinion, entirely fair.
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Not just fair. Perfectly reasonable.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:53:52 PM EDT
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My kids would prefer to just be a giant cheetah so they could run fast and wouldn't have to ride in a pickup anymore.


That's like flying, I guess.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:54:45 PM EDT
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I’d definitely enjoy being a weredragon
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What's the male equivalent?

Ah fuck it. Full time dragon is fine. Let's raze shit to the ground.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:56:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:56:07 PM EDT
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My kids would prefer to just be a giant cheetah so they could run fast and wouldn't have to ride in a pickup anymore.


That's like flying, I guess.
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Doesn't seem conducive to burning cities down, but that's fine I guess.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:56:19 PM EDT
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What's the male equivalent?

Ah fuck it. Full time dragon is fine. Let's raze shit to the ground.
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I’d definitely enjoy being a weredragon


What's the male equivalent?

Ah fuck it. Full time dragon is fine. Let's raze shit to the ground.

I don’t know that were- prefixes are necessarily gendered. Equal opportunity shapeshifting.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:57:33 PM EDT
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I don’t know that were- prefixes are necessarily gendered. Equal opportunity shapeshifting.
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Internet said weredragons shape shift from female humans to dragons. I dunno. I'm just learning about these creatures right now.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 1:59:16 PM EDT
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I think we are getting in to territory about things I wouldn't want to google.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:00:46 PM EDT
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I think we are getting in to territory about things I wouldn't want to google.
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:00:47 PM EDT
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I think we are getting in to territory about things I wouldn't want to google.
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HK will be here soon with information on how some guy got his leg ripped off. That should make you feel better.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:02:10 PM EDT
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I’d definitely take dragon over cheetah, but to each their own.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:02:21 PM EDT
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I'm not sure about that.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:02:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:26:15 PM EDT
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I'm not sure about that.
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You're not sure about much of anything, are you?
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:26:53 PM EDT
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Carb?  It ain't the 1970s anymore.  I went to a battery powered string trimmer so I didn't have to mess with a 2 stroke carb motor anymore, as much as I like 2 stroke noises.

I'm pretty damn good at tearing shit apart. It's the putting it back together that can be a struggle sometimes.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/69326/20220707_004306_jpg-2829597.JPG

I got it back to functional, but the dash doesn't line up quite right now. Finishing up an overhaul of everything attached to the engine and front suspension now, wanted to have the car on the road by spring but scope creep and work prevented that.

One control arm, brake hoses, and driveshaft bits to go, but now my coilovers finally came. May as well do my diff swap and rebuild the rear end while I'm swapping springs...
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Looks heavy
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:27:23 PM EDT
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Cornbread seems highly unamused that we are starting to impose limits on screen time.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:29:02 PM EDT
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Cornbread seems highly unamused that we are starting to impose limits on screen time.
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Probably all he's ever known.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:29:27 PM EDT
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And that's how the fight started...
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:29:54 PM EDT
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There’s a great big high def screen outside. Got shape shifting puffy objects in it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:30:09 PM EDT
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Write down what you see
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:31:53 PM EDT
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And that's how the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight started.....
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:36:37 PM EDT
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight started.....
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:38:49 PM EDT
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Probably all he's ever known.
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Cornbread seems highly unamused that we are starting to impose limits on screen time.

Probably all he's ever known.

Plus it’s also a huge source of dopamine.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:39:22 PM EDT
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There’s a great big high def screen outside. Got shape shifting puffy objects in it.
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He and the impette are outside having a water fight now.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:39:51 PM EDT
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Gosh dang dopamine sniffers
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:40:02 PM EDT
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Plus it’s also a huge source of dopamine.
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Cornbread seems highly unamused that we are starting to impose limits on screen time.

Probably all he's ever known.

Plus it’s also a huge source of dopamine.

Drugs are bad
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:40:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:41:05 PM EDT
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Gosh dang dopamine sniffers
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Best drug on the planet.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:41:50 PM EDT
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Nap time yet?

Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:46:15 PM EDT
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Buttzonga you mean
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:49:27 PM EDT
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Buttzonga you mean
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Hell yeah
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 2:51:42 PM EDT
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That carb is in here somewhere.
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Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:00:28 PM EDT
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ford?
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:02:47 PM EDT
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Doesn't seem conducive to burning cities down, but that's fine I guess.
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My kids would prefer to just be a giant cheetah so they could run fast and wouldn't have to ride in a pickup anymore.


That's like flying, I guess.


Doesn't seem conducive to burning cities down, but that's fine I guess.


Nope. I've got a list of cities that need burning for the first fire-breathing dragon I meet.

Let's start with a Great-er Chicago fire. They can all move to . . . CA? MA? Canada? Europe? Africa?
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:04:37 PM EDT
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Rough.
Which is why smalls gets zero screen time for as long as possible.
Might start letting him watch 30min of old school cartoons once a week around 3 or 4.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:05:34 PM EDT
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Probably all he's ever known.
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Cornbread seems highly unamused that we are starting to impose limits on screen time.

Probably all he's ever known.


Based on my observations it's what 99.9% of Americans are letting raise their kids.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:06:04 PM EDT
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In cursive dammit!
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:07:14 PM EDT
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Nap time yet?

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Kalahnikid apparently thinks it's fap time.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:08:08 PM EDT
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My kid, my wife, and my dogs are all taking naps right now. Seems to be a popular choice.
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:21:51 PM EDT
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Better not miss out
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:22:07 PM EDT
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I'm laying in bed and it sure feels like nap time
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:23:19 PM EDT
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Is it?
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:25:23 PM EDT
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A fuckin engineer would put a carb up in there like that
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:25:34 PM EDT
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He understands
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:29:17 PM EDT
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2hrs
Link Posted: 5/26/2023 3:32:53 PM EDT
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30 minutes
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