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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:30:22 PM EDT
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Its a wee bit quick 
But she tied me up And wants to be tied up These things cant be ignored Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: My gf is 23 and I've been dating her since she turned 18, she has said she doesn't care if we go the courthouse and sign. She has also said she wants to sign a pre nup because I have a lot of assets to my name and she wants to keep them protected. Not all chicks have the crazy. Chase's sounds like she's verging on the crazy side now.
But she tied me up And wants to be tied up These things cant be ignored By all means, get after it. But keep that in mind. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:37:52 PM EDT
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Dude, You certainly start some interesting threads. OP delivers 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:44:38 PM EDT
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In before "Oh fuck, she's late."
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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:46:24 PM EDT
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After you fuck her tell her that her pussy smells like cabbage,she won;t talk shit about you because she;ll be afraid of you telling everyone |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:51:38 PM EDT
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In before "Oh fuck, she's late." 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 3:52:36 PM EDT
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In before "Oh fuck, she's late." |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 4:04:33 PM EDT
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Dont put that curse on me bro Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In before "Oh fuck, she's late." |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 4:13:48 PM EDT
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Hit it and move on. Or as my grandfather used to tell me,Find her in a bar.leave her in a bar |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 4:44:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dont put that curse on me bro  That's what I do. I drink, and I know things.
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Posted: 4/2/2018 4:54:30 PM EDT
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You had me at Anal.
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:00:56 PM EDT
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How did I miss this thread?
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:01:08 PM EDT
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You had me at Anal. 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:01:30 PM EDT
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How did I miss this thread? 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:01:38 PM EDT
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I would do a background check on this chick, and talk to the police. If she needs a restraining order, I would encourage her to go that way. If something bad happens they may charge you with conspiracy to commit murder or attempted murder, or accessory to murder. I don't think I would go there.
Have a police officer take her shooting if that is really what she wants. Or your favorite female shooting instructor. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:03:11 PM EDT
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Ive only been out with her a few times. But yeah the roommate thing is starting to get annoying, but not to the point to where its time to step my foot down just yet. She knows I actively date, shit Ive told her roommate some of the stories I tell you guys as she works at the same bar. Shes even mentioned how Im known for it at the bar or something to that effect last week. The way she said it was to the effect that she wanted me to know so it would be all out there in the open, not so much that shes actively seeing other dudes. Were all friends so it makes things a little more complicated Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Usually your threads to not disappoint but this post is very sad and disappointing. Remember that part about her liking the fact that she could go out with a man instead of a boy? I just see a boy in this post. You can't even man up and establish boundaries to control her roommate? You let the roommate control your evening and tell you what you are going to do and when? 
For the girl to ask all those questions, talk about your names, and mention what she did last week...she is full on into you. The fact that you answered all her questions truthfully, after just a few dates, tells us you are full into her. When she mentioned seeing someone else did you at least speak up and say you were keeping your options open as well? Or were you a good little puppy and told her that it didn't bother you while not mentioning that you want to have options? The second one would be because you are completely into her and don't want to risk scaring her off...which is what the pathetic version of me would have done. That is why this thread is disappointing, you went from crazy wild stories to doing things I did when I was pathetic with women. My only thoughts are "don't sell yourself out for this or any girl". She knows I actively date, shit Ive told her roommate some of the stories I tell you guys as she works at the same bar. Shes even mentioned how Im known for it at the bar or something to that effect last week. The way she said it was to the effect that she wanted me to know so it would be all out there in the open, not so much that shes actively seeing other dudes. Were all friends so it makes things a little more complicated
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:04:20 PM EDT
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Shit at this rate itll be my last one Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How did I miss this thread? |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:05:49 PM EDT
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For the love of god don't mess it up so you can't even go to your bar. That would be horrible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How did I miss this thread? |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:10:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is double cursed. I dont really wanna go because shes gunna be there
Not that I dont want to see her or anything like that But now I dont think Im going to be able to just sit in peace. Plus I know that our shit is probably going to be the talk of the bar staff for a bit |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:26:27 PM EDT
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I usually go on Monday nights I dont really wanna go because shes gunna be there
Not that I dont want to see her or anything like that But now I dont think Im going to be able to just sit in peace. Plus I know that our shit is probably going to be the talk of the bar staff for a bit Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: OP is double cursed. I dont really wanna go because shes gunna be there
Not that I dont want to see her or anything like that But now I dont think Im going to be able to just sit in peace. Plus I know that our shit is probably going to be the talk of the bar staff for a bit Shit dude. Marriage? Check Baby? Check Tied up in bed(Acceptable) Check Fucking with your drinking establishment. Check At this rate, next week Chase45: "So, sorry Arfcom bros, but this girl says I need to stop spending so much time here and more time with her." WTF? There is a word for this. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:30:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Exactly how much control over your life does this girl have? Shit dude. Marriage? Check Baby? Check Tied up in bed(Acceptable) Check Fucking with your drinking establishment. Check At this rate, next week Chase45: "So, sorry Arfcom bros, but this girl says I need to stop spending so much time here and more time with her." WTF? There is a word for this. She says marriage and baby. I haven't said that
At this rate itll probably burn out in a month or two anyhow. May as well go to pound town on a 22 yr old whos feeling adventurous while shes feeling adventurous Plus Ive never had a chick tell me they flicked their bean to my shooting pics before. Not gunna lie. Kinda like that. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:31:23 PM EDT
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I usually go on Monday nights I dont really wanna go because shes gunna be there
Not that I dont want to see her or anything like that But now I dont think Im going to be able to just sit in peace. Plus I know that our shit is probably going to be the talk of the bar staff for a bit Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: OP is double cursed. I dont really wanna go because shes gunna be there
Not that I dont want to see her or anything like that But now I dont think Im going to be able to just sit in peace. Plus I know that our shit is probably going to be the talk of the bar staff for a bit Plus some of the other regulars probably. 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:31:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Plus Ive never had a chick tell me they flicked their bean to my shooting pics before. Not gunna lie. Kinda like that.
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:34:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: lol that's kinda weird. But hey, she sounds fun The Rambo one of course 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:36:20 PM EDT
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So Ive frequented a bar I like a couple nights a week for the last several years more or less. Ive made friends with many of the servers and bartenders and all the like. However there was always a few that simply never talked to me. Last week when I was in there one of the gals that Ive never once talked to over came up and struck up a conversation. Walk in last night and there she is again this time running up to me and telling me to save her a seat beside me at the bar as shes about to get off. So I do. It takes her about 30 min or so to finish up her work, and in that time she came up and apologized twice for taking so long. So Im sitting there thinking man this is just plain odd. She finally makes it up there and shes being all bubbly and really flirty. Shes like you shoot guns right? Lol yeah chick I shoot guns. Omg I wanna go shooting.  Now my spidey senses really are tingling as this is just random as fuck.
But I entertain the idea and we talk about this or that over a few drink. Turns out she broke up with her bf on Sunday, which explains a little bit anyways. Girl really opened up about some shit. Conversation ranged from photography to guns to anal to politics(leans a little left) and about everything in between. As I started to make my exit I got her number and she told me how much fun she had and how she wants to go shooting Thursday. I mean obviously Im going to fo, but am I signing up for a murder/suicide or wtf. Just seems so odd that Ive been around this gal for years and weve never really talked and now its like a switch flipped. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:36:45 PM EDT
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Im in.. unlike those sliders
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:47:09 PM EDT
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I met my wife in a bar 30 years ago. It worked for us but YMMV. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hit it and move on. Or as my grandfather used to tell me,Find her in a bar.leave her in a bar Married and bought a house in 05, kids came along in 09. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 5:49:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha yeah I was just like lol what? which picture The Rambo one of course
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:01:12 PM EDT
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Notta really. I could definitely go if I pleased. She says marriage and baby. I haven't said that
At this rate itll probably burn out in a month or two anyhow. May as well go to pound town on a 22 yr old whos feeling adventurous while shes feeling adventurous Plus Ive never had a chick tell me they flicked their bean to my shooting pics before. Not gunna lie. Kinda like that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Exactly how much control over your life does this girl have? Shit dude. Marriage? Check Baby? Check Tied up in bed(Acceptable) Check Fucking with your drinking establishment. Check At this rate, next week Chase45: "So, sorry Arfcom bros, but this girl says I need to stop spending so much time here and more time with her." WTF? There is a word for this. She says marriage and baby. I haven't said that
At this rate itll probably burn out in a month or two anyhow. May as well go to pound town on a 22 yr old whos feeling adventurous while shes feeling adventurous Plus Ive never had a chick tell me they flicked their bean to my shooting pics before. Not gunna lie. Kinda like that.
Predictably crazy. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:11:25 PM EDT
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In before OP finds a shrine devoted to him at her place
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:36:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fair enough. Best I've had was, Tonight please, it's been two days and the pillow doesn't smell like you and that makes it take longer to get off on the nights you're not here.
Predictably crazy.
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:42:58 PM EDT
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Ejaculate and evacuate.
In on yet *another* Chase45 thread. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:45:06 PM EDT
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We're not there yet but i have some faith in some weirder reveals ahead. I definitely have never had a chick tell me that I'm their soul mate, wait are we even two weeks into this thing? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Fair enough. Best I've had was, Tonight please, it's been two days and the pillow doesn't smell like you and that makes it take longer to get off on the nights you're not here.
Predictably crazy. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 6:46:29 PM EDT
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You may not be two weeks in, but she's three weeks late. 
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Posted: 4/2/2018 7:05:05 PM EDT
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Shes never done it, but would try it Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 4/2/2018 7:05:23 PM EDT
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I stopped reading at page 4.
This chick thought she was going to marry her last boyfriend. She said as much in your first conversation "I thought I'd be married with kids by now..." You're the new prospect for husband. You just happened to be the next eligible schmuck available. She'll keep it up until she finds one to put a ring on her finger. Not long after, she'll be divorced and it'll be "all his fault." Fucking eject if you haven't already. I'll read the rest of the thread now. |
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Posted: 4/2/2018 7:16:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We're not there yet but i have some faith in some weirder reveals ahead. I definitely have never had a chick tell me that I'm their soul mate, wait are we even two weeks into this thing? |
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Posted: 4/5/2018 6:10:02 PM EDT
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No updates? Too busy ring shopping?
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Posted: 4/5/2018 7:12:24 PM EDT
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Dont put that curse on me bro Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In before "Oh fuck, she's late." |
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Posted: 4/5/2018 10:03:40 PM EDT
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22yr old My understanding is she has a degree, but Im not certain in what. Shes a server and owns a photography business. She keeps mentioning wanting to be a stay at home mom Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What's she do for work? College? Career? My understanding is she has a degree, but Im not certain in what. Shes a server and owns a photography business. She keeps mentioning wanting to be a stay at home mom Talks about marriage Says she'd like your last name Wants to be a mom Several other things from the 2nd post about her on...  You should have stuck with the blonde unicorn, none of them are perfect for you, but some are not severely flawed enough to get along with, though. |
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Posted: 4/7/2018 2:30:16 PM EDT
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Been going good. Hanging out way too much.
She apparently is really impressed with my balls size. So much in fact that she's told her roommate and wants the roommate to see. Roommate is really down to see too. She even has laid out some requirements when she does see them. Like she wants to see how they hang and such So their plan is to get me drunk so they can all see my balls |
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Posted: 4/7/2018 2:34:34 PM EDT
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Been going good. Hanging out way too much. She apparently is really impressed with my balls size. So much in fact that she's told her roommate and wants the roommate to see. Roommate is really down to see too. She even has laid out some requirements when she does see them. Like she wants to see how they hang and such So their plan is to get me drunk so they can all see my balls |
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Posted: 4/7/2018 2:42:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now we are getting somewhere, threesome opportunity? Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them |
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Posted: 4/7/2018 2:46:39 PM EDT
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Hopefully OP decides on a better pre game meal this go around.
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Posted: 4/7/2018 3:03:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2018 3:56:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2018 4:03:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2018 5:34:12 PM EDT
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Been going good. Hanging out way too much. She apparently is really impressed with my balls size. So much in fact that she's told her roommate and wants the roommate to see. Roommate is really down to see too. She even has laid out some requirements when she does see them. Like she wants to see how they hang and such So their plan is to get me drunk so they can all see my balls 
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Posted: 4/7/2018 6:44:30 PM EDT
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Doubtful Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Now we are getting somewhere, threesome opportunity? Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them |
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Posted: 4/8/2018 6:48:17 PM EDT
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Plot Twist! Maybe you should be the one laying out req's re:balls. Unless they are property if the wife already..... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Quoted: Now we are getting somewhere, threesome opportunity? Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them Needs alcohol and a deck of cards - strip poker. And poke 'em both. 
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Posted: 4/8/2018 7:24:41 PM EDT
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Now we are getting somewhere, threesome opportunity? Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them |
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