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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:35:47 AM EDT
[#1]
Just say: " normally my mask is bigger but it's cold out"
Or alternatively: " normally my mask is bigger but i just got out of the pool" Just make em laugh, don't be creepy.......or fat....or ugly... |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:40:03 AM EDT
[#2]
...and the mask comes off and you puke over her appearance.
Fuck masks |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:43:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Rated as Tech for the excellent "how to" information.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:06:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:06:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you". Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now. You got your wife at WalMart |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:20:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got your wife at WalMart Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: "Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you". Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now. You got your wife at WalMart Way better than a pressure washer. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:27:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: I went shopping today for food at a local store (not Walmart) I had my mask on and the cart girl was wiping them down. She offered me a cart, I said no, but she just stared me down with her eyes looked like she was smiling. I kept walking away and she was looking. Then there's another girl by her and she was looking at me.  What do you say to girls staring at you, I feel like with covid 19 there's gotta be something new to say. Any jokes or pick up lines with masks? Could I just say you are staring at me joking or is it the mask. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:49:32 AM EDT
[#8]
Youre going to have to figure out your own pickup lines, OP
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Posted: 7/22/2020 4:03:36 AM EDT
[#9]
I just assume it's their abject horror over how hideous I am.
Life is kinda easier when you go in with the expectation that you're unwanted, disliked and everyone finds you disgusting. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 4:10:39 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If they stare at you hard, just smile and say in your best Ric Flair voice are you ready to ride space mountain followed by a loud wooooooo.  "You can't be first...but you can be next." The Nature Boy is a great American poet. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 4:27:09 AM EDT
[#11]
Establish dominance.
in this situation I would have went with something about how my cart was not clean enough. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 4:57:23 AM EDT
[#12]
Say, "You're hot. Wanna f---?" That always works.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 5:02:29 AM EDT
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT EAT MY RAUNCHY COOTER LOOK |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 5:07:06 AM EDT
[#14]
I'm not socially awkward, but I find this guy's video's insightful overall. If you are shy and or socially awkward, you could probably benefit from his insight.
  5 Nice Things Guys Say That Girls Hate |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:21:43 AM EDT
[#15]
Let her know you're long enough to stay socially distanced while fucking her, or how you've been wearing masks during kinky sex way before it was recommended by the surgeon general.
If there's a particular girl you're crushing on, be sure to wear a "Free Ride" t-shirt with your mask that has the dildo attached to it the next time you talk to her. Hell, just come right out of the gate and ask if you can tongue-punch her fart-box followed by a wink. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:33:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got your wife at WalMart They sell everything there... except guns... and ammo... |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:36:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Sounds like oxygen deprivation... or drugs... or both...
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:44:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou know I bet the "hot but crazy" cohort really hates covid era dating |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:49:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you". Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 6:57:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:00:08 AM EDT
[#21]
"Just don't ask me to mask my desire for you."
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:00:28 AM EDT
[#22]
Get her number?
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:13:38 AM EDT
[#23]
Inform her that you are gay and taken.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:14:46 AM EDT
[#24]
Hey, Opie - maybe she wasn't smiling at you behind her mask, but was actually laughing at you behind her mask? Maybe it's because you look like a fag wearing a mask?
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:23:43 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: I went shopping today for food at a local store (not Walmart) I had my mask on and the cart girl was wiping them down. She offered me a cart, I said no, but she just stared me down with her eyes looked like she was smiling. I kept walking away and she was looking. Then there's another girl by her and she was looking at me. What do you say to girls staring at you, I feel like with covid 19 there's gotta be something new to say. Any jokes or pick up lines with masks? Could I just say you are staring at me joking or is it the mask. Could have started with “you have beautiful eyes”. I do think one of the biggest crimes about this covid mask BS is smiling at attractive women and them |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:31:45 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Um...have a conversation?  ...
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:33:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just assume it's their abject horror over how hideous I am. Life is kinda easier when you go in with the expectation that you're unwanted, disliked and everyone finds you disgusting.  Attached File... |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:03:39 AM EDT
[#28]
Couldn’t say never had it happen
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:12:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Kids.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:13:39 AM EDT
[#30]
tell her shes fat. that will get her feathers ruffled.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:14:41 AM EDT
[#31]
God damn.
Seriously? SIIHPAPP |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:15:42 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The eyes are the windows to the soul... And a shortcut to the pussy. Step up your game OP. I've been married three times (and divorced) and had countless girlfriends and hookups. Say something, even if its corny. "I like your earrings." "I can see the smile in your eyes." "I appreciate you doing this for me. Can I buy you a cup of coffee later?"  |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:16:34 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You got your wife at WalMart Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: "Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you". Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now. You got your wife at WalMart I’m laughing way harder at this than I should. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:16:48 AM EDT
[#34]
With masks on it's harder to spot the telltale jawline of trannies.
Watch your cornhole bud. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:17:40 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Me and nice yoga pant girl almost ran into each other with our shopping carts recently; she was masked, I was not. I blurted out "I'd so quarantine with you" with a nice smile. She giggled, got embarrassed. A minute or 3 later further down the aisle she passed me and said "Thank you for that. You can't see it but I'm smiling ear to ear". Was a nice exchange. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:21:08 AM EDT
[#36]
Tell her to stop removing your mask with her eyes, that’s what the bedroom is for...
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:24:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ah! The classic cunt punt! https://pics.me.me/thumb_how-to-disable-a-female-rapist-that-wants-to-steal-33169470.png Quote History@FluffyTheCat |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:24:17 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Butterfaces...now is their time to shine. Sort of. DING, DING, DING! I understand that mask wearing women are putting a lot more effort into their eye make-up now. Sort of like Persian women do. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:24:35 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why wait? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just say the truth: "I will be jacking it to your image in my mind later." 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:30:49 AM EDT
[#40]
Stop dramatically. Take a goofy selfie and then ask her if she wants a copy.
Or just gesture like you're taking a picture of her and when she asks tell her you wanted to be able to remember those beautiful eyes. In all seriousness though... In your case you probably had a booger hanging or your fly was open or she was trying to figure out why you were staring at her
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:32:13 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell her to stop removing your mask with her eyes, that’s what the bedroom is for... There we go GD.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:33:25 AM EDT
[#42]
Piss on her leg to establish dominance. Never let anyone stare you down.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:37:20 AM EDT
[#43]
Open your shirt to let her see your nice 1911 and holster combo.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:39:34 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you have a foil wrapped zucchini in your pants? Bass player eh? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:55:03 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Establish dominance. in this situation I would have went with something about how my cart was not clean enough. Well if you're going to go down that road OP and bring her job into play then you should go for affirmation instead of dismissal, so say something like: "Woah, this cart looks clean enough to eat..." then a slight pause while making eye contact,"...off of, and so do you." Subliminally she'll check out on the "off of" part of it, the lightbulb will go off behind her smokey eyes, that incandescent warmth will spread to her neglected nethers, and before you can say "Thank you Fulminata!" you'll have a guaranteed invitation to an all you can eat brunch down at Cart Girl's fish taco truck.  Gar-unnn-teed. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:56:21 AM EDT
[#46]
Discreetly check your fly.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:58:39 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're supposed to whip it out and shake it at her. And say, "this frogs for you!" 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 11:11:48 AM EDT
[#48]
In a absolute strong Texas draw say this as if it is one word.
“Lickyourpussymam” Works 60% of the time every time. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 11:17:26 AM EDT
[#49]
I’ve opted to squint like I’m smiling and waving my fingers like a gay man. It’s worked swimmingly thus far.
Just keep shopping. You’re not nearly as interesting as you’d hope. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 11:27:24 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Say, "You're hot. Wanna f---?" That always works. I ended up banging the first gal that stared at me like that. It was outstanding. |
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