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Seriously though, OP, I can't believe you don't know the answer.
It's "the piece of horny furniture Al Pacino used in HEAT." Why wasn't that a poll choice? |
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"You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody's crazy." - Charles Milles Manson.
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Anything IKEA.
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Originally Posted By 6gunfighter2: Seriously though, OP, I can't believe you don't know the answer. It's "the piece of horny furniture Al Pacino used in HEAT." Why wasn't that a poll choice? View Quote You're right. Actually DeNiros furniture choice looks pretty good, come to think of it. The Sun Rises and Sets With Her - Heat (3/5) Movie CLIP (1995) HD |
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If you want to get women horny, a hot tub is what you need. It's an unfair advantage, it's like hunting over bait.
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Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Attached File |
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Also get the Eames
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Black couch from the documentaries.
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Grab a fence post, hold it tight, womp your partner with all your might, hit him in the shin, hit him in the head, hit him again the critter ain't dead!
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Stacks of money.
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A wallet tray.
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My Eames chair has gotten me laid exactly nonce.
My massage table on the other hand... Every.Damn.Time. |
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"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS
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Originally Posted By Strikeforces: da'fuq is this? midget standing ? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Strikeforces: Originally Posted By Tao: https://i.imgur.com/U4Zh5uN.jpeg da'fuq is this? midget standing ? Interesting that's where your head went. -scribbles in note book- |
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Racecar bed, duh.
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I don't mean to be crass, but if you're looking to furniture to get sex, your poor penis will remain dry and cold.
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LFW: cross border counter narcotics and hostage rescue. MUST BE WFH!!!
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grew up with a few Herman Miller pieces in the house. The couches we have were nothing to really brag about - honestly, I would say they sucked, but modern couches have generally been worse. Part of one is currently stored under my computer desk (my sister has the other 1/2 of that set)... My father's dining chair was another. (after some later googling - apparently all the dining chairs were Herman Miller. Minor variations are still made of both styles. I have the set of 4 still in storage (I think, I have a lot in storage-my parents effectively had a small warehouse I purchased from the estate). They were nothing spectacular). It was comfy, it was also the only piece of my parents furniture my brother wanted. I could replace it - it's a classic, but they show up on ebay. Not really worth the effort though. It does not really fit with any decor in the house. Other than those peices - I guess the 3 lazy boys were the only furniture of note - they all died. Other than a couple generations of couches - I live with a LOT of hand me down furniture.
I love my Herman Miller desk chair. Few dollars have ever been better spent. That Eames looks pretty nice - but I seriously doubt it would do anything other than piss off my wife. She did buy another horse today though... I guess I will put one on my list for the next million. Don't think I will ever be making much headway on that list though. That said, building a new house I think - given the cost of a new house, if the decorating takes a turn and one would fit - maybe it might happen... I need more than 1 chair in the house for me. I really don't want to think of the hours a week I spend in this Aeron right now. --- I think if we get the dining set we wanted - it will cost more than that Eames... Perhaps a nice dining set would turn on my wife... --- Originally Posted By Tao: https://i.imgur.com/U4Zh5uN.jpeg View Quote It's been a long, long time - but once upon a time when the dinosaurs ruled the earth, I lived in a complex with people who had a somewhat warped sense of humor. Management decided too much criminal activity (drugs and friendly neighborhood drug dealers-we kept it generally under control) was happening, so decided to do room by room searches - and apparently our rental contracts allowed it. We had a few weeks to prepare. I know every room on my floor of my building decided to have fun with them. I suspect a couple other floors on a couple other buildings did it as well. Floors and floors of sex and bondage equipment... They stopped searching. |
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Originally Posted By flyhack72: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/zdyP0dzrG1Ay0wcjWoIxfQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTgwMA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/4f075ccbf7759d909075e79653aaf08b View Quote Those who know, know. |
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Both just look like they'd get in the way in the kitchen...
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Originally Posted By 21usernamechecksout: https://www.redsnovelty.com/assets/files/ATM-Machines.jpg View Quote |
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Originally Posted By CreativeBall: How about gomer bolstrood furniture? View Quote OP, if you can't afford Gomer Bolstrood, get this instead: Burn After Reading |
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It’s considered portable furniture. Fuck the table. You should know this already, but if not, you’re welcome.
They make a cordless version now, for all you old-timers Attached File https://www.walmart.com/ip/Magic-Wand-Rechargeable-with-Green-Cosmos-Shaving-Cream-8-oz/1323791524?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=3151&adid=222222222281323791524_3151_14069003552_202077872&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-319455734609&wl5=9033594&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=113148332&wl11=online&wl12=1323791524_3151&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIpyOcpOY_tJAlErVQUeg5D1m&gclid=CjwKCAjw8rW2BhAgEiwAoRO5rBjYmhbph_opobSusN8ycMbqpk975HMPc7ABk3oUnHfVXoQXIju3zRoCnJ0QAvD_BwE |
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GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.
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"I got this. We'll skip the dicks" DK-Prof 12/7/21
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Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Bonus points if you get a radio to talk to other car beds. |
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King-size waterbed, right out of the '60s and an inflatable/ portable hot tub!
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chaise lounge chair
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Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
General education should not be mere job training, but training in how to be fully human. |
after a couple decades of marriage... none of them.
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Get regular couches and hang a sex swing when you need to do the nasty
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"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery". - Thomas Jefferson
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Let's Go Red Wings!
Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993. Soli Deo Gloria |
"From hell 's heart, I stab at thee."
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A large safe full of cash.
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Originally Posted By 21usernamechecksout: https://www.redsnovelty.com/assets/files/ATM-Machines.jpg View Quote This is my vote. |
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Originally Posted By Chokey: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61gzNbkknCL._AC_SL1200_.jpg View Quote Came (pardon the pun) to post this. Check out the video on YouTube of the girls riding it and reciting the Night Before Christmas. |
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Proper spelling turns women on more.
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Single dudes with massage tables are fucking sketchy.
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candles
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So this is what it looks like from inside looking out at the death of a republic.
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Sebastian above was first |
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Originally Posted By gtsteve03: https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e5d01472c732c4c3cfcd08e680e2fee5?rik=ca2XA6m8QrjeKQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0 View Quote |
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For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
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Originally Posted By R2point0: Well, if we're going in that direction there is a whole class of dungeon/BDSM furniture that either breaks down quickly or pulls the Purloined Letter trick. St. Andrew's Cross that does a transformer into a plant stand, coffee table with discreet attachment points, etc. Not cheap, but you can pretend to be respectable after you marry the next one and your future MIL comes over. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By R2point0: @bondsofsteel |
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I carry, because I cherish life.
Team Ranstad |
If you need a piece of furniture you're doing it wrong.
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Find around and fuck out.
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Sybian
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Life member of CRPA. FPC contributor.
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Buddy of mine had a legit 70s gynecological table, complete with stirrups.
It got used, alot |
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I always thought the point of freedom and liberty was to avoid letting morons fuck up your life instead of their own?
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Originally Posted By Triplelocked: Single dudes with massage tables are fucking sketchy. View Quote Attached File |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote hot little Latina waitresses from the tex-ass road house love the race cah bed. |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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