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Posted: 4/12/2012 4:48:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
2 words

Raisin nut bran

FAIL

Posted: 4/12/2012 5:44:52 AM EDT

[#2]

Every morning for the past year:

1 cup of this (anything over a cup, and you be fartin all day):

Overlaid with 12 of these:

With 1 cup of this:

240 calories son.

Posted: 4/12/2012 5:55:17 AM EDT

[#3]

meh, every morning my breakfast is a Dr pepper

Posted: 4/12/2012 5:59:48 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 4/12/2012 6:47:53 AM EDT

[#5]

Anybody tried this? I was surprised at how good it is.

Posted: 4/12/2012 6:55:04 AM EDT

[#6]

I can't really drink milk, but I have a serious weakness for Lucky Charms

Speed

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:01:58 AM EDT

[#7]

Agreed! Marshmallow Mateys, Cinnamon Toasters, Berry Colossan Crunch, Mini Spooners, Dyno Bytes FTMFW!
Just NO MORE COCO ROOS's

Years ago we bought what seemed like a 50lb bag of the stuff and I never care to eat another bite in my life.

I will have Cheerios on occasion.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:04:24 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I'm enjoying a nice bowl of Rice Krispie Treat Cereal. This stuff is amazing!
I'm also a big Captain Crunch and Fruity Pebble fan.

You're going to get "the dye-beatus".

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:05:54 AM EDT

[#9]

I prefer my cereal cold and in an easy to ingest form:

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:08:04 AM EDT

[#10]

I tried the Krave... it wasn't too bad but I won't be seeking it out again. Not my kid of cereal. I bought that and a box of the Cinnabon flavored something or other. I don't like it.

The ones I like are Peanut Butter Crunch, Cocoa Krispies, Frosted Mini Wheats, Fruity Pebbles and Raisin Bran...

Every once in a while I'll grab a box of Mueslix or something like that... when I deploy I'll eat cereal every morning and it'll either be Special K or Kashi something or other.

The one they don't make anymore that I miss is Clusters...

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:08:07 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

That is what it was like in the first place.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:09:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Its all just processed corn... I'm super cereal guys..

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:10:28 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'm enjoying a nice bowl of Rice Krispie Treat Cereal. This stuff is amazing!
I'm also a big Captain Crunch and Fruity Pebble fan.

Barf.

Learn to enjoy the more subtle flavors of plain grains without sugar. Leave the childhood stuff behind.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:16:34 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
"Adult cereals" remind me of this:

http://coopernicus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/colonblow_2.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3U4q5j-1gEA/Sm4BR55ye9I/AAAAAAAABx8/SFYQDLqtarY/s400/colonblow3.jpg

I eat this:

Should be named "Asspocalypse Now"

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:16:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Better to add berries, sliced banana, or jam to Wheaties. You get the taste and you get nutrition. That sugary kids cereal is candy, not food.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:19:30 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Two words......

Co-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo-okie Crisp

FIFY

FTMFW!

I go on a Cookie Crisp binge when it's BOGO.

Any other time, I can't justify buying cereal that costs more per pound than sirloin.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:21:11 AM EDT

[#17]

If I'm eating cereal (which isn't often, cafeteria has great breakfast pastries) it'll be Cocoa Puffs or Cookie Crisp.

If I wanted tasteless fiber crap I'd eat a cardboard box.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:21:42 AM EDT

[#18]

Corn Flakes with a little honey on top is about the only cereal I will eat anymore.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:31:44 AM EDT

[#19]

or

I like putting a little extra honey on my Honey Nut Cheerios

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:35:10 AM EDT

[#20]

This shit has to have fucking crack in it or something..

I also love honey nut cheerios

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WHAT THE FUCK B62stew.......get the fuck out of my head

Have you tried the Cinnamon one yet?

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:38:10 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

http://www.kelloggskrave.com/etc/designs/kelloggs/krave/img/index.png

Anybody tried this? I was surprised at how good it is.

Dude, it's filled with chocolate, why would you be surprised?

In other words, WANT.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:39:18 AM EDT

[#22]

Banana Nut Crunch is awesome.

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:56:46 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Frosted flakes

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FTW

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:58:09 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Grape Nuts

Best "adult" cereal ever

The rest pretty much suck though

+1

Posted: 4/12/2012 7:58:18 AM EDT

[#25]

I tried Muslix once, and I thought it was fucking awesome!!

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:00:59 AM EDT

[#26]

Lucky Charms FTW

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:01:25 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Winning this thread with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Motherfuckers.

BOOM.

Dropped the truth on ya!

BITCHES!

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:05:18 AM EDT

[#28]

You could save a little time by skipping the cereal and drinking a MTN DEW. Probably just as healthy.

I don't do cereal anymore, I just eat an omelet every morning.

Quoted:
I prefer my cereal cold and in an easy to ingest form:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/298326506_17a0546bbd.jpg

Probably has more nutritional value than most of the cereals listed in this thread.

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:06:02 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I'm enjoying a nice bowl of Rice Krispie Treat Cereal. This stuff is amazing!
I'm also a big Captain Crunch and Fruity Pebble fan.

Capn Crunch with Crunchberries sounds awesome right now.
Been SO long since I've even had a bowl of cereal.

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:07:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Does anyone remember Freakies cereal?

Oh, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder,
who grew the Freakies Tree?
Oh, we love our Freakies cereal, yes, darling you know we do,
'cause it's crunchy and delicious and it's good for me and you!

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=140

I do! I have one of the magnets that came in the box of cereal somewhere...

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:07:24 AM EDT

[#31]

You know you're an adult when a nice healthy BM is more appealing then sugary cereal.

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:09:39 AM EDT

[#32]

Raisin Bran Crunch. I cannot get enough of that stuff.

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:09:42 AM EDT

[#33]

I eat a mixture of Kashi Go Lean and Fiber One original every morning. I shit like a race horse every day!

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:14:12 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I tried Special K once, thinking, "I'm grown up now, done with the kiddy cereals."

Fuck that.

Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Reese's Puffs FTMFW

Regular Special K is terrible, but Special K Strawberry Fruit and Yogurt is excellent.

ETA:

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:17:30 AM EDT

[#35]

Honey bunches of oats in the blue box is about the greatest shit ever in the morning.

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:55:27 AM EDT

[#36]

Occupy Wall Street is the direct result of parents who gave their children sugared cereals.

I only got sugared cereal when I was out on my own. I earned my Fruity Pebbles.

All sugared cereals should be considered ADULT cereals.

Let the kids choke down dry bran flakes so they grow up strong and ready to embrace the earned gifts of capitalism.

LET THEM EAT BRAN.