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These things happen. ![]() Yes they do, but I managed to survive. |
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I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.
I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power. I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times. Lots of spooge. Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it. Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation. I did eat and drink a lot before during and after. |
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he fent FIFY |
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went I rost. |
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer....... ![]() ![]() ![]() If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can. |
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Quoted: There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went Well played. But I call BS on the story. |
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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating" Methinks it was more like boys+brazil+masturbate...it's more fancy that way. |
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I guess I really cheated death when I was younger.
That was a close one. |
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Quoted: Here is the "math" behind the story..... whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes 420/42 = 10 minutes/time that’s how the news come up with 42 Maybe they found 42 tissues... |
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He lived the dream. ![]() Bullshit. A few years ago a young Russian man took a bet with two women who said they could "outlast" him. After many times of, you know, he died of a Viagra overdose. |
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick. From Wikipedia: The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic. Geez, give him a break. I think it was a great effort being done with one hand and all. |
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Well, like they say, at least he died doing what who he loved. fify |
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer....... ![]() ![]() New event for the next Cola Warrior Challenge. |
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Quoted: *Fills out application for "I Shouldn't Be Alive"* LMAO! You win ! |
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer....... ![]() ![]() New event for the next Cola Warrior Challenge. Getting everyone through the course took long enough last time, and if we did it the night before I'd lose concentration after the 15th beer. |
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Damn! I was pulling for him. ![]() Wait...what!!!!!???????? |
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Damn! I was pulling for him. ![]() Wait...what!!!!!???????? What a jerk. |
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer....... ![]() ![]() Or "1000 Ways To Die" "Death No. 87 - The Jizzer" ![]() |
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Damn! I was pulling for him. ![]() Wait...what!!!!!???????? What a jerkoff. FIFY |
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"He was attracted to all kinds of women...regardless of texture physics."
The fuck? |
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Poor kid beat himself to death. ![]() ![]() I raffed or roud for leal. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long. I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power. I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times. Lots of spooge. Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it. Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation. I did eat and drink a lot before during and after. http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z403/Qbore257/inbruges1.gif Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile ![]() |
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Quoted: No way. 42 times...no way. Calling Bullshit. Yep I call BS. 42 times will leave you dehydrated but it won't kill you...... ![]() |
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"He was attracted to all kinds of women...regardless of texture physics." The fuck? Hentai. |
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