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Posted: 8/30/2011 3:14:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Unless he went out Michael Hutchence style I'm going to have to call

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:14:35 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
These things happen.

Yes they do, but I managed to survive.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:16:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Damn! I was pulling for him.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:18:02 PM EDT

[#4]

I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.
I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power.
I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times.
Lots of spooge.

Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it.

Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation.

I did eat and drink a lot before during and after.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:20:01 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he fent

FIFY

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:20:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

I rost.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:25:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:26:36 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

Well played.

But I call BS on the story.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:29:29 PM EDT

[#9]

Poor bastard must have not had a sister.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:29:42 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm sure he thought he had the situation well in hand....

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:32:58 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Methinks it was more like boys+brazil+masturbate...it's more fancy that way.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:36:24 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.
I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power.
I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times.
Lots of spooge.

Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it.

Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation.

I did eat and drink a lot before during and after.

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Posted: 8/30/2011 3:37:09 PM EDT

[#13]

I guess I really cheated death when I was younger.

That was a close one.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:38:55 PM EDT

[#14]

That's gotta be some kinda record.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:39:16 PM EDT

[#15]

Poor kid, he really wanted that bike didn't he ....?

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:40:25 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:42:14 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Here is the "math" behind the story.....

whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes

420/42 = 10 minutes/time

that’s how the news come up with 42

Maybe they found 42 tissues...

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:43:07 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
He lived the dream.

Bullshit. A few years ago a young Russian man took a bet with two women who said they could "outlast" him. After many times of, you know, he died of a Viagra overdose.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:45:31 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.
I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power.
I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times.
Lots of spooge.

Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it.

Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation.

I did eat and drink a lot before during and after.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:46:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:46:50 PM EDT

[#21]

So.....I guess it's safe for me to assume I'm immortal?

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:48:08 PM EDT

[#22]

He died doing what he loved....

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:48:14 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick.

From Wikipedia:

The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic.

Geez, give him a break. I think it was a great effort being done with one hand and all.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:49:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Well, like they say, at least he died doing what who he loved.

fify

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:49:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

New event for the next Cola Warrior Challenge.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:50:26 PM EDT

[#26]

I didn't know that was possible.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:52:47 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

*Fills out application for "I Shouldn't Be Alive"*

LMAO!

You win !

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:55:00 PM EDT

[#28]

He came and he went!

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:56:05 PM EDT

[#29]

There are worse ways to go.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:56:13 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

New event for the next Cola Warrior Challenge.

Getting everyone through the course took long enough last time, and if we did it the night before I'd lose concentration after the 15th beer.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:59:11 PM EDT

[#31]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6n4EWqABCI

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:59:53 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Screen name?

Arock Jr?

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:04:13 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Damn! I was pulling for him.

Wait...what!!!!!????????

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:06:32 PM EDT

[#34]

Runner-up in the "Fist of Fury" tournament?

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:07:32 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Damn! I was pulling for him.

Wait...what!!!!!????????

What a jerk.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:08:39 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

Or "1000 Ways To Die"

"Death No. 87 - The Jizzer"

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:08:58 PM EDT

[#37]

Raptures have small hands.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:10:47 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Damn! I was pulling for him.

Wait...what!!!!!????????

What a jerkoff.

FIFY

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:11:08 PM EDT

[#39]

So did they find him with his O face?

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:11:42 PM EDT

[#40]

I fail.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:12:41 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Raptures have small hands.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:12:57 PM EDT

[#42]

"He was attracted to all kinds of women...regardless of texture physics."

The fuck?

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:14:47 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Poor kid beat himself to death.

I raffed or roud for leal.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:15:17 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.

I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power.

I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times.

Lots of spooge.

Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it.

Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation.

I did eat and drink a lot before during and after.

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z403/Qbore257/inbruges1.gif

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Posted: 8/30/2011 4:15:33 PM EDT

[#45]

I guess he was completely whacko.

What a jerkoff.

My guess is he probably had quite a set of calluses built up on his crank from all that action.

It probably looked like this: