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Posted: 11/15/2012 2:36:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: I voted for Obama.  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 2:37:47 PM EDT
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Oh boy. This campaign is getting dirty. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 2:41:15 PM EDT
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I hereby app only myself, humbly, as his campaign manager, soon to be White House Chief of Staff. Fear the penguin. You're no longer my friend. 
I've weaponized the penguin (see avatar), what do I win? 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 3:14:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/bearded_lady/assorted/IMG_20121114_215012_zps95d9d699.jpg  Cute kid. Wait a minute. This story reminds me of 2004.  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 3:18:25 PM EDT
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I would like to know the candidate's position on the underutilization of the Test Post Forum. Third party [System Message] and 82nd believe it underutilized from what I read on their campaign website. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 3:22:05 PM EDT
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BK commercials are to weird and scary. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 3:52:19 PM EDT
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I would like to know the candidate's position on the underutilization of the Test Post Forum. Third party [System Message] and 82nd believe it underutilized from what I read on their campaign website. That's it then. I'm voting third party. [System Message] and 82ND-ABN 2016!!! |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 4:23:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2012 4:37:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:02:04 PM EDT
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First debate question goes to Zhukov.
1. Candidate, Z. How do you plan to offset Candidate Aimless' skyrocketing post count? |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:30:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: First debate question goes to Zhukov. 1. Candidate, Z. How do you plan to offset Candidate Aimless' skyrocketing post count?  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:32:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: First debate question goes to Zhukov. 1. Candidate, Z. How do you plan to offset Candidate Aimless' skyrocketing post count? http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/TractorDre/AR15/Bob1.gif POST count, not PENIS count you perv. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:41:40 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"?
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:53:12 PM EDT
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I would like to hear the candidates' position on the use of garbage cans for rifle retention.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:54:45 PM EDT
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I would like to hear the candidates' position on the use of garbage cans for rifle retention. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Agreed. This is of interest to the electorate. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:59:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:02:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: I would like to hear the candidates' position on the use of garbage cans for rifle retention. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Point of order: The Oxidized one is not on the ticket and I object to this question. I would, however, like to know if Mr. Aimless has a refuse collection device and whether he has kept up with it. My reports show that he is reckless and unable to maintain control of his property. It goes to show his severe lack of qualifications for the office he is seeking. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:04:12 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. (Maintaining objectivity, putting down espresso for monitor safety). Counselor Aimless? |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:07:29 PM EDT
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I would like to hear the candidates' position on the use of garbage cans for rifle retention. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Point of order: The Oxidized one is not on the ticket and I object to this question. I would, however, like to know if Mr. Aimless has a refuse collection device and whether he has kept up with it. My reports show that he is reckless and unable to maintain control of his property. It goes to show his severe lack of qualifications for the office he is seeking. Very reckless. The missing Hot Tub needs a full explanation. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:08:59 PM EDT
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I'd like to see that Texas Kraut Engineer try to drink that New York Jewish Lawyer under the table.
Probably take two Pollacks and an Irishman to clean up the aftermath. Edit, I forgot Evan was a PR, so at least we have a cab driver to get us home. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:16:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You may have my vote, because of this. You understand of course, that I'm pretty much throwing away my vote, living in Ohio. Ohio is a reliable kidney bean red state.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:23:17 PM EDT
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I'd like to see that Texas Kraut Engineer try to drink that New York Jewish Lawyer under the table. Probably take two Pollacks and an Irishman to clean up the aftermath. Edit, I forgot Evan was a PR, so at least we have a cab driver to get us home.
I would be honored!!!!! 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:30:23 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You may have my vote, because of this. You understand of course, that I'm pretty much throwing away my vote, living in Ohio. Ohio is a reliable kidney bean red state. I admit, I read thread title and skipped to page five with out reading the comments. But I can't pass up a jab at your comment about throwing away your vote, 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:31:44 PM EDT
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Flip the bird.
Zhukov 2016. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:32:12 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. Mr. Zhukov, As a vegetarian what shall I put in my chili for protein? Vegetarian ground meat substitutes are sometimes comprised of soy(beans). Will I be forced to be reeducated through being exiled to a land where the only food I can get is animals I shoot? |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:33:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. Mr. Zhukov, As a vegetarian what shall I put in my chili for protein? Vegetarian ground meat substitutes are sometimes comprised of soy(beans). Will I be forced to be reeducated through being exiled to a land where the only food I can get is animals I shoot? Choke yourself. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:35:21 PM EDT
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I'm totally down with being reeducated... I'm trying to get free shit out of this somehow. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:43:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mr. Zhukov, As a vegetarian what shall I put in my chili for protein? Vegetarian ground meat substitutes are sometimes comprised of soy(beans). Will I be forced to be reeducated through being exiled to a land where the only food I can get is animals I shoot? Reeducation indeed. Pack warm clothes.  Note to NorCal: We're gonna need a bigger Gulag. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:45:27 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You may have my vote, because of this. You understand of course, that I'm pretty much throwing away my vote, living in Ohio. Ohio is a reliable kidney bean red state. I admit, I read thread title and skipped to page five with out reading the comments. But I can't pass up a jab at your comment about throwing away your vote, Well played!!!!! |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:45:31 PM EDT
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Boxers or briefs?
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:46:39 PM EDT
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Boxers or briefs? Oh, innocent one. I suspect neither |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:48:03 PM EDT
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Mr. Zhukov, As a vegetarian what shall I put in my chili for protein? Vegetarian ground meat substitutes are sometimes comprised of soy(beans). Will I be forced to be reeducated through being exiled to a land where the only food I can get is animals I shoot? Reeducation indeed. Pack warm clothes.
Note to NorCal: We're gonna need a bigger Gulag. WAIT WHAT? NO!!!!! NOT CANADA!!! ANYWHERE BUT CANADA. I can't live on bagged milk. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:21:42 PM EDT
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Flip the bird. Zhukov 2016. Sorry bud, somehow this song seems appropriate, but I just can't figure out why. 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:27:17 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You have my vote. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:38:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:49:07 PM EDT
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I would like to know the candidate's position on the underutilization of the Test Post Forum. Third party [System Message] and 82nd believe it underutilized from what I read on their campaign website. Sigline material right there... That's it then. I'm voting third party. [System Message] and 82ND-ABN 2016!!! |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:03:03 PM EDT
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A gallon of raw milk in every fridge!
Vote Zhukov!
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:11:47 PM EDT
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Oh shit, the sex scandal takes another turn for the worse!
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Posted: 11/16/2012 5:11:13 AM EDT
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Oh Aimless, that is so not your wife and we know that is not XCR. So you have at least 2 mistress's out there! How many more are we going to find, how many more love children do you have floating arround out there? |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 5:14:23 AM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aimless you have some serious explaining to do! I found your twitter page. https://twitter.com/aimlesspenguin |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 1:42:18 PM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aimless you have some serious explaining to do! I found your twitter page. https://twitter.com/aimlesspenguin Mr. Aimless is playing the no comment game. It may backfire as Mr. Zhukov is "defining" Aimless in the eyes of the electorate. Rumor has it that Mr. Aimless is spending his time courting Powerful ARFCOMers for endorsements. EdSr.'s name has come up as has Old_Painless. This is just speculative but their endorsements are rumored to be much sought after by the candidates. |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 1:56:36 PM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aimless you have some serious explaining to do! I found your twitter page. https://twitter.com/aimlesspenguin Mr. Aimless is playing the no comment game. It may backfire as Mr. Zhukov is "defining" Aimless in the eyes of the electorate. Rumor has it that Mr. Aimless is spending his time courting Powerful ARFCOMers for endorsements. EdSr.'s name has come up as has Old_Painless. This is just speculative but their endorsements are rumored to be much sought after by the candidates. I have photographic evidence of Aimless and Ed Sr sitting in a tree stand together. They were discussing who to ban. Since i dropped back to bronze, i cant upload it. |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 3:37:24 PM EDT
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Another scandalous pic
and by golly that bird make some ugly babies 
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Posted: 11/16/2012 3:54:00 PM EDT
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Z, will you do a better job at staging suicides than the Clinton's?
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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:08:06 PM EDT
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Penguin is making a rare trip into town in order to have his car looked at. He drops it off at the garage and the mechanic tells him to come back in an hour and he will have a diagnosis for him. Penguin wanders across the street and heads into the drug store to kill some time. He sees the old fashioned soda counter and decides to treat himself to a cup of vanilla ice cream, his favorite. He eats the ice cream and orders a second cup, eating it with abandon and getting it all over his face. After his third cup, he looks up at the clock and sees that he's late to check on his car. He rushes out of the drug store, without taking time to clean himself up, and makes straight to the garage. He walks in and the mechanic looks at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal". Penguin shakes his head and says, "Nah...its just ice cream". Paid for by the ARFCOM EE SuperPAC |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 11:08:16 PM EDT
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After researching their shenanigans, I'm voting for system message. His shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
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Posted: 11/16/2012 11:20:56 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... |
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Posted: 11/16/2012 11:22:17 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... Vote 3rd party! Vote System Message! We cannot let a bean-hater nor a raw milk crusader run our country! 
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Posted: 11/16/2012 11:28:22 PM EDT
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Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office?
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Posted: 11/16/2012 11:32:40 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... Vote 3rd party! Vote System Message! We cannot let a bean-hater nor a raw milk crusader run our country! That is exactly who should run this country. Freedom for all except the infidels that taint the beloved Chili with the satanic legume!!! Send the infidel to Chili Re-Education Camp! Bohnen Nicht Macht Frei!!!
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