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I was gonna give up on that but I thought "theres got to be a punch line soon" but it never came. I'll check back later for it.

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ah the "wat" meme was already used.

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Alright, here's the story...



Last Friday, I went to the local bakery across town for lunch. This particular shop is in a pretty bad part of town, but they make the BEST cuban sammiches...(if you're gonna be up this way, IM me and we'll go for lunch.) Anyway, I'm sitting out front of the place, enjoying my sammich, and suddenly, I hear all this yelling, cussing, barking and whimpering. So, I decide to go check it out, because I HATE the sound of an animal being abused.



I peered through the dilapidated stockade fence to find the leech that lives there beating on his pitbull with a hockey stick. The dog's in the corner whimpering and trying to fight back, but the guy is relentless in the way he's beating on this poor dog. I mean, this poor thing was bleeding, but still holding his own against the shitbag owner, but still, he could've used a helping hand. So, I assess the situation and decide "fuck it, I'm going in" and I jumped the fence to try and help the dog.



I call out "Hey! WTF are you doing?!?!?"



Dude replies back "mind ya own, honky."



So I tell him "knock it off or I'm calling animal control."



The dude starts walking toward me, stick in hand, and took a swing at me. I grabbed the stick before it came down on me and was trying to wrestle it away from him when, sonofabitch, the damn dog came charging at me. ME! The fuckin' guy trying to save it's ass! Anyway, after about two laps around this guy's yard trying to get away from the dog, I jumped the fence and the last thing I remember is the rambling shouts of inner-city afrorabble. I didn't have time to get my CCW out and take a shot at the dog or the owner, but cripes, did the thought ever cross my mind.



Anyway, I called animal control and now the local police want to talk to me; they're saying I was trespassing. I don't think I was - I was trying to save an innocent, albeit violent, dog from the hands of an abuser.



My question is, would it have been ok if I'd have shot the dog because now it was a more imminent threat than the owner? I realize it was HIS dog on HIS property, but there's no excuse for beating a dog like that. I tried reasoning with the guy and the dog, but neither were hearing it. I guess it's kinda like getting involved in a DV situation, but seriously, who doesn't hate animal abusers?

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IBTL

Next time you go to the Walmart for ammo, wear a burqa and report back to us what happens when you try to buy ammo.

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A google search for Hasidic Ammo purchases only shows this post directly. Jury is still out.....

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So, I went to Walmart to buy ammo yesterday, specifically looking for some 22. I get to the ammo counter and I notice there were a bunch of Hasidic Jews loitering around the counter. As we're standing there, waiting for the clerk to show up, I notice a few of them were giving me the stinkeye. Not really sure what to make of this, I decide to walk over to electronics to buy a DVD and then go back to the ammo counter after they've left. Well, I get back to the counter and all the ammo (22, 223, 9 & 40) had been purchased in the five minutes I was gone. The ammo clerk told me that they're getting another shipment in tomorrow morning (ie this morning), and I could buy it then.

I show up this morning at 8 and the Hasid's were there AGAIN, only this time there were two. As I'm in line, the clerk comes out and starts stocking the shelf. As he's stocking, eight more come up from behind me and push me out of line! I started to speak up when one with a ginger-tinged beard stepped in front of me and hissed at me while the others surrounded me. The store manager saw this and, unlike other walmart managers I've had the pleasure of meeting, he politely asked me to leave the store. I tried to explain to him that I was there first, but he just replied "I'm just doing what was requested of me."

Obviously disgruntled, I said "fuck this" and shot over to Cabelas.

When I got to the ammo section, there were more Hasids and I noticed one of them was giving the department manager the fifth degree over in the corner. I saw the manager's shoulders slump and he reluctantly shuffled off in to the back room. He came out moments later, loaded pallet jack in tow, with ORM-D boxes, full of what one would reasonably believe to be ammo - likely the 22 ammo we've all been looking for. The ammo never even hit the shelves. It was dragged out to the main entrance, escorted by several store employees. I followed them out to the parking lot where there where several cars waiting. 5 Hasids got out and started transferring the ammo from the pallet to their trunks. I could see that their backseats were already loaded to the brim with boxes. The writing on the boxes read "Federal", "Remington", "CCI", "Winchester", etc. One of the Jews noticed me watching and smugly yelled to me "no one will ever believe you" in a nasally, Brooklyn accent. He laughed and turned back to his work.

After they finished loading their cars, they drove off and I caught their license plates: "New York". I stood there stunned for several minutes that seemed like an eternity when the freezing rain pattering my face snapped me out of my stupor. I was happy to have that rain. It helped to conceal the tears streaming down my face as I came to the realization that the ultimate neckbeards have struck and that the America I have grown to know and love is gone...long gone. The saddest part of this is, I can't even go to anyone with this because I'd be labeled as anti-Semitic before I could even finish telling my story...

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Also how is Wideners getting overruns of IMI 5.56 and 9mm if the Jews are hoarding it all?  [Tsoukalos.gif]

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THE JOOOSSSSSSS

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So this isn't a long drawn out neckbeard joke? I cruised through looking for a punchline but didn't find one.

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Kosher neckbeards?  

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