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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:46:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:00:45 AM EDT
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Chubby bunny!
 Chubby bunny challenge The roach on the wall @ 1:30 is a nice touch...  Best of Amy and Tammy slaton compilation Part 3 |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:17:16 AM EDT
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Chubby bunny!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA
The roach on the wall @ 1:30 is a nice touch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbcKRTyjtzI |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:30:15 AM EDT
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Chubby bunny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA
The roach on the wall @ 1:30 is a nice touch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbcKRTyjtzI |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:31:43 AM EDT
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary. ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:34:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:53:55 AM EDT
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Look at be rise of smoking cessation with the rise of the populations weight Perfect correlation Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah. The men of my dad’s generation were thin as whippets, especially when young, but they worked, physically, every day and worked hard. In all honesty, they also lived on a diet of coffee and cigarettes, so there’s that. Perfect correlation Has lung cancer gone down? Has heart disease gone up? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 10:57:13 AM EDT
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I get that reference! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wash my back with a rag on a stick. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 11:27:28 AM EDT
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It slowly started when microwaves became a household item.
When I was a kid if you were hungry you had to cook something. It was usually a hot dog or an egg, or you heated a can of Campbell soup. Now there are thousands of high carb TV dinners, pancakes waffles, cheap meats packed with sugar and soy filler. If I wanted pan cakes as a kid I had to make them from scratch. High sugar and carb food are now cheap and quick to have at the slightest urge. I remember growing up and being starved while out side playing with my friends while mom made dinner to be served at 5 or 5:30. There was enough for everyone to have a good serving. If you were still hungry you could get an extra glass of milk. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 11:39:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis is why we can’t have universal healthcare
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Posted: 6/17/2019 11:41:22 AM EDT
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The part I think was the funniest about it was that when she fell, she fell *ON* the pop tart chunk and pulverized it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Quoted: Funniest post I’ve read so far this year  Did it stick to her when she was unsuctioned from the polished concrete? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 11:50:25 AM EDT
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So should there be a level or two between beast and planet? ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary. ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:01:05 PM EDT
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I think you missed "ham-continent" and "ham-hemisphere" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary. ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:12:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:27:27 PM EDT
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You know it's bad when they are so fat they start distorting the space time continuum.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her.
You know it's bad when they are so fat they start distorting the space time continuum. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:28:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:35:35 PM EDT
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If you need to install a loading dock on your house, it might be time to stop eating.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:37:16 PM EDT
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OMFG, that is frigging hilarious!!!
And yet sad at the same time... 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:39:25 PM EDT
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Come to America, where the poor people are fat.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:45:11 PM EDT
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It slowly started when microwaves became a household item. When I was a kid if you were hungry you had to cook something. It was usually a hot dog or an egg, or you heated a can of Campbell soup. Now there are thousands of high carb TV dinners, pancakes waffles, cheap meats packed with sugar and soy filler. If I wanted pan cakes as a kid I had to make them from scratch. High sugar and carb food are now cheap and quick to have at the slightest urge. I remember growing up and being starved while out side playing with my friends while mom made dinner to be served at 5 or 5:30. There was enough for everyone to have a good serving. If you were still hungry you could get an extra glass of milk. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:28:11 PM EDT
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Good suggestions there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary. ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:32:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:44:12 PM EDT
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Lol, no. That's ebt being used for shit food by irresponsible deadbeats. Ebt cards should only work for chicken, fish, and produce, not junk food and sweets. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: That's corn subsidies making the cheapest food the most calorically dense (but least nutritious), and benefits favoring people that buy the cheapest shit |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:45:17 PM EDT
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How do fat people wipe their asses? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:49:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s the truth. Has lung cancer gone down? Has heart disease gone up? And since both cause price increases in the healthcare industry I guess blobs > smokers. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:52:57 PM EDT
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Thanks to welfare (EBT & etc), America has successfully created something that was heretofore unheard of, and has never before existed in the entire history of the world: Fat poor people. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Look at a picture of Jackie Gleason circa the Honeymooners - he was considered comically fat. Curly from The Three Stooges? Same thing. Chunk from the Goonies? Wouldn't even turn your head today. Fat poor people. Processed foods and sugars replacing a good home cooked wholesome meal is what has, and is causing all of this. To be honest, blame capitalism, your govts food teachings, and a steadier easy life filled with sitting on your ass for work all day. Hell even cops ride around in their car all day! Big business knows exactly what it's fucking selling, and big pharma is right there with it, ready to sell you a lifetime supply of insulin and pills to keep you alive. It's evil. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:58:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 2:00:28 PM EDT
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Hello, how you all doing?
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Posted: 6/17/2019 2:08:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 2:34:47 PM EDT
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Not to defend the FSA, but this is incredibly ignorant of a statement man. Processed foods and sugars replacing a good home cooked wholesome meal is what has, and is causing all of this. To be honest, blame capitalism, your govts food teachings, and a steadier easy life filled with sitting on your ass for work all day. Hell even cops ride around in their car all day! Big business knows exactly what it's fucking selling, and big pharma is right there with it, ready to sell you a lifetime supply of insulin and pills to keep you alive. It's evil. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Look at a picture of Jackie Gleason circa the Honeymooners - he was considered comically fat. Curly from The Three Stooges? Same thing. Chunk from the Goonies? Wouldn't even turn your head today. Fat poor people. Processed foods and sugars replacing a good home cooked wholesome meal is what has, and is causing all of this. To be honest, blame capitalism, your govts food teachings, and a steadier easy life filled with sitting on your ass for work all day. Hell even cops ride around in their car all day! Big business knows exactly what it's fucking selling, and big pharma is right there with it, ready to sell you a lifetime supply of insulin and pills to keep you alive. It's evil. The blame for this mess goes in a lot of directions. It is evil. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:01:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:05:53 PM EDT
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This is what happened when they made smoking socially unacceptable
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:07:07 PM EDT
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Him and the tattooed lady would just be typical spectators at a freak show today. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:14:26 PM EDT
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The guy in the original post is quite a bit smaller than the current IL governor. I'd guess probably 75 to 100 pounds smaller.
I would imagine his wife sleeps in a separate bed for self-defense purposes. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:16:47 PM EDT
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My all-time favorite.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:19:46 PM EDT
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How do fat people wipe their asses? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:22:23 PM EDT
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How do fat people wipe their asses? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:27:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Look at be rise of smoking cessation with the rise of the populations weight Perfect correlation (and means about as much) |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:32:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's bad too when other people's children get sucked in to orbit as they pass the planetoid Blubberon 5. "Mommy! Help me! I'm spinning around the fat lady!!! SCREEEEAAAMMM!!" 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:36:06 PM EDT
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Another example of what used to be considered fat. (today's "portly" or "stout")
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:47:01 PM EDT
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Chubby bunny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA
The roach on the wall @ 1:30 is a nice touch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbcKRTyjtzIHow is that even possible? And they live like animals. Gross. Imagine the stench. Imagine what you might find in their folds/bellybuttons. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:00:12 PM EDT
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Good suggestions there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary. ham-beast -> ham-planet -> ham-galaxy |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:06:18 PM EDT
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 Monster House (7/10) Movie CLIP - She Died, But She Didn't Leave (2006) HD |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:17:15 PM EDT
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I haven't owned a microwave going on 3 years now. It changes your diet thats for sure.
It forces you to gobble hot pockets and pizza rolls instead of zapping some spinach or broccoli? Does owning a gun make you a murderer as well? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:19:04 PM EDT
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My all-time favorite. http://zulukilo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-women-eating-pizza1.jpg |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:21:14 PM EDT
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Well he had to go home at night, can't be too fat
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:22:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:24:00 PM EDT
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That dude looks exactly like me if I shaved
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:18:53 PM EDT
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It forces you to gobble hot pockets and pizza rolls instead of zapping some spinach or broccoli? Does owning a gun make you a murderer as well? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I haven't owned a microwave going on 3 years now. It changes your diet thats for sure.
It forces you to gobble hot pockets and pizza rolls instead of zapping some spinach or broccoli? Does owning a gun make you a murderer as well? All the pizza rolls and hot pockets type food started around the same time the micro wave was in most house holds. It started in the 80's then around the mid 90's people became monsters. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:20:20 PM EDT
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Before we had a microwave we had a toaster oven. It makes that stuff even better and it only takes a little longer.
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